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This is not me.

isnt that guitar the wrong way round

You arrive in Birmingham

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used the term mansplaining in senate
worth a nobel peace prize at least

do women lack the self awareness to ever question what sort of creature is so vain or image conscious?

mechanical television was invented by a scot using a german invention
electronic television was invented in the state of desert

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mirror

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wish she was my gf

>jazzmaster

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voted down a bill affirming that it's okay to be white while simultaneously backing someone giving a hitler speech in the senate

Didn't ask x

I mean in relation to her, who is lsoo mirrored, you don't play a guitar that way

lads should i text the 19yo qt who wanted to shag me last summer?

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*checks for benefits*

based
hitler was BLVCK
it's not okay to be white
simple as

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oh no i see it now

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ran over a cat on the way home lads didnt even see the fucker, just lobbed it in a bush when i realised

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catyank is pretty funny ngl

How the fuck WWE still exists

Go on mate

this reads like a jaden smith tweet

Kon Kon manta hai key fast food is not good for our body ....hit like

I'll be home soon lads can't wait to see my dogs

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need an aussie gf ASAP

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who's cat was it?

Film I want to download only has two seeders
Downloading at about 30kbs
I'm fuming.

god I wish that was me fucking the jap girl

Nonce

and i said what about breakfast at tiffany's

alri will do tomorrow

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have you ever had sex?

pajeets LOVE it
royal rumble is on isn't it, what's happening?

*wish she were
Subjunctive mood lad

is anyone gonna mention the emperors clothes?

mine

shut the fuck up

Yeah been almost 2 years tho

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what would happen if you tied your willy in a knot

he's right retard

I can't stand up to piss at home any more lads. I try my best to be careful, but I just lifted the toilet seat and their was a thin film of piss just under one part of it. I'm going to have to sit down to piss at home from now on

did you catch a whiff of her bumhole?

Depends

whatever happened to melvin? is he ded?

>source Irish Eyes
made me lol

on what

yeah but i don't care

Royal Rumble, i was watching but dear God is boring as fuck

Good luck boyo

can't believe it's 2019 and tere's still nothing really better than torrents to download

what kind of beta fag manlet country bans alcohol?

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Except nobody cares. Real life use of was in that context has surpassed were for centuries, so much that even modern grammar books don't say 'I wish I was' is incorrect. The language has changed, as it is constantly changing.

I save my crypto private keys in my gmail

>The language has changed, as it is constantly changing.
is that how "youse" came to enter the australian dialect?

anything good happen?
the quality really dipped off, they kinda just shit things out and are kinda too big to fail unless they colossally mess up

What would happen if you inserted your willy in wet concrete

Quite a few things

That's some newyork nigger slang nobody here uses it

No

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Which movie

Americucks are slaves to their women, news at 11

Probably be told to leave by the construction crew I'd imagine

Link to the page in a grammar book that states that

>the temperance movement
cringe
CRINGE

i've heard multiple australians use it in the same manner americans use y'all

Just some hot girls faking fighting each other, a decent roleplay of MMA desu

I've heard a lot more scousers use it but I don't say it's British dialect

feel like the 2020's are going to be like the 1970's

the 2010s were like the 1970s

what was it like 1970s then

will there be a vietnam and a water gate?

extremely violent

Porn is a lifesaver

It almost passed here too until the votes from soldiers deployed overseas came in

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Holy
Fucking
BASED

Notice how the temperance movement only ever got traction in US, UK and the Nordic countries i.e. those countries most cucked by the Feminazis today. It's a genetic weakness that makes them unable to keep control of their women.

Are you retarded? It's a left handed setup

Does this mean a Led Zeppelin tour?

...what?

Be resourceful. Get yourself a harem of Ethiopian women and forget sadness. It's hard to sit there crying when 3 women are sucking on your nob

its just that those countries had the highest amount of alcholics because they are grey shitholes

i think there could be a major war
might even happen in the next 2 years

seen vice lads

quite an unsettling film, not scary or anything but a sense of unease is stuck on me after watching it

dont like alcohol

Yeah Germany and Ireland never had any problems with alcoholism

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left wing propaganda 2bh

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because confirmation bias made you believe it was a documentary