How do we make new zealand bigger?

how do we make new zealand bigger?

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Annex Japan

I want to make the actual landmass of new zealand bigger first before we invade other countries

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Drag Zealandia out of the sea.

Kill all Brazilian shitskins and take our land.

start piling maori bodies at the shoreline

We don't have enough people to fill it at its current size. It's 72% empty

I think that New Zealand is perfect just the way it is.

Earthquakes until Oceania rises.

wish there's undersea volcano around NZ

WTF is this a glitch like the "Unknown" flag?

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if you look at the heat map of where people in NZ live we are actually living everywhere we can, unless you want people to live on top of the southern alps or in lake taupo

Vaporize the ocean with nukes.

>that map
>those province names
>the territory they cover
>the size and shape of the continents and islands

this is by far the most retarded low effort risk map ive ever seen and whoever made it should kill themselves immediatly

Are you a hacker???

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yup your population is smaller than the number of sheeps combined.

thanks

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Bring the sink continent out. Google land reclamation

Pulling the plug in Mariana Trench then plug it up when Zealandia reveals itself.

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become a state of ours and then your country will be bigger.

join australia.
its the only answer that is in any way possible, and its the only one that 'pakoras' or whatever your maori overlords call you won't accept

dig up Australia and then dump it on the shores of new zealand
ez pz

Join us, as it was foretold.

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This, but as a unified republic

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Join us.
Simple as.

Nah, fuck off. That would make us even more cucked to the politicians and corporations that are your slavish dogs.

But really we should deemphasise the federal government and give states more power, that would make NZ joining much cleaner too as they'd be able to better self-determine as a state. State govs generally do well by their people.

Now I want a NZ version of this with the theme

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Give it a rub.

>cucked to the politicians and corporations
This might be true, who am I to say or know better, but forging ahead with your own identity and sovereignty together just feels long overdue

Upload your folder kudasai.

Identity is a meme.

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