Went on holiday to Australia last year. When I finally arrived the Australian customs asked me if I had a criminal record. I never knew that was still a requirement.
Went on holiday to Australia last year...
Landon Gonzalez
Colton Gomez
Thanks for explaining the joke.
Evan Hall
stale joke
Dominic Hall
Are you German?
Oliver Baker
at least its not like america where they ask if you're a terrorist
Michael Lewis
meant for
Adrian Cooper
>He deleted his post
Easton Nguyen
Laaaaaaaame
Jacob Robinson
abs.gov.au
>Migration, Australia, 2016-17
>Persons born in England continued to be the largest group of overseas-born residents, accounting for 4.1% of Australia's total population at 30 June 2017.
Hmmmm…
Nicholas Cook
POM'D
Samuel Ward
Ate crumpets this morning.
They were tasty but still, get fucked cunt.
Henry Hughes
That's something a yank would say. I've never eaten a crumpet in my life, poofter.
Jayden Baker
They were English muffins with vegemite and cheese. An ideal combination, desu.
Is pooftet or poof used as an insult over there? I always assumed is was an Australian thing.
Wyatt Lewis
Poof originates from here, innit.
Justin Baker
XD
Anthony Wilson
They sure do.
Blake Anderson
kek. Not gay or anything but I actually shagged a bloke up his arsehole.
Charles Lee
Hmmmm…
Ryan Lewis
based
Matthew Ward
bysed
William King
It's not what it sounds like. Was in some club and some bloke kept looking at me so I asked him does he have a problem, he replied yes. So I said, right let's take it outside then you poofter cunt. Out we go, md leading and him behind me. As soon as we exit the door I turn around and land one straight on his jaw. He drops like a sack of shit. The few who followed us out were cheering when he got dropped. I thought to myself, really? Let him get away with questioning your masculinity that easy. I thought to myself, fuck it. I pulled his trousers down, pulled mine down. Got my gf who was there at the time to suck me off for a bit to get me hard. Then I slumped over him when he was on the ground, spresd his cheeks and kept spitting on his arsehole. It was hard to get it in at first but after about 3 minutes of trial and error I got it in. I was pumping away, pumping away. Thought to myself, I should keep going, nah but fuck it. I got up and pulled my trousers back up and left that cunt behind with a bloody ruptured arsehole.
Levi Ortiz
>expecting anyone to trawl through this cope manifesto
Kayden Wilson
It wasn't gay or anything mate do you know what I mean. It was an act of agression. Taking away his masculinity. That doesn't make me a poof.
Zachary Taylor
true if anybodies gay its him for taking one up the poop shoot