"Whiter than you, muhamme-"

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

and another trump supporter was born on that day

There's a sucker born every minute.

If I lost an eye I'd wear an eyepatch instead of a fake eye

>Be a tourist in the UK
>Go to Birmingham

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this is why you need guns. people here don't pull that shit unless they're willing to die. keeps everyone polite

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imagine being such an internet tough guy you point a gun at someone over the internet.
fuck sake man, is this the Jow Forums that calls Jow Forumsacks autistic?

Glass permits when?

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Jow Forums is crawling with Jow Forumstards, senpai.

and weak. that's why you're scared of niggaboos, they can fight with their hands.
you have to go to deadly force immediately because you've never been in a fight. you'd seize up with adrenaline and cry.

You're telling me there's no brawls in America ever? Also you bring guns when you're drunk?

Imagine being this hated.

>brawls
you mean shootaboutits?

and like the lowest, most autistic Jow Forumsack, you blame external invaders for making the board shit, when really its you lot.
red slip pottery

No, there are no brawls.

>Also you bring guns when you're drunk?
glass someone in a bar in texas? that's a shootin

Why did they do that? I couldn't imagine doing something so bad to someone who hasn't even done anything to me

>and like the lowest, most autistic Jow Forumsack, you blame external invaders for making the board shit, when really its you lot.
>red slip pottery

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>"Racist attack"
>"Just because he's American"
Did they just imply that white is the race of America?

Why would you glass him when you already have a gun? You'd just shoot him.

Imagine assaulting someone

He was being an obnoxious twat and paid the price for it

No one glasses a stranger for no reason

guy in the pic is american, and that explains why there are no brawls in america nicely. knees would buckle

No, they're implying america is a race of it's own. Which it is.

>Not getting the joke
Yikes

No one fights in America. Only people with darker skin colors fight in their quarantine cities

>o-oh my gawd, thatth athault!
*falls off rascal*
>i'm cawwing the powice! you'we going to jaiw!

fucking poofy boys you lot are.

Really? And what do Americans look like?
>inb4 goblin meme

And that's why a yank will never survive in the UK. Too soft.

No wonder we didn't want to be associated with you. Not very pleasant over there, is it?

i went to the uk and purposely stood on the left side of the escalator into the tube to piss people off and nobody said anything

everyone was actually extremely passive aggressive everywhere

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had no idea the UK was more uncivilized than here

me in the picture

'yikes', fuck sake.

Oooh, you're hard. Lmao

why are muslims so violent?

you are anglo

not for doughy gay boys like you.
typical american. gobs shite endlessly, then goes 'oh, you're not very polite, you're not very nice are you. :(' fuck off cunt.
will be pleasant for your sort when you learn to stand up for yourself rather than letting machines do it for you.

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This just goes to show how reasonable and kind Americans actually are. We are the exact opposite of savages.

*flicks your ear*
haha sissy boy sissy boy

>me don't like what you said
>me hit
Literal nigger

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What the fuck does gob shite mean?

no prizes for the cunt who guesses what this one tosses himself to

americans are shit scared of niggers, so that suits me fine.

Gobshite, bowsy.

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>taking pride over nigger behavior
o how the mighty have fallen

google it, gobshite.

When is Trump going to demand an apology from this nation of brutes?

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What's exactly nigger about it? Obviously the silly yank poof opened his big mouth a little too much and said something he should not have said. Nobody sticks a pint glass in your face for no reason.

>ohio
nothing of value was lost t.b.h

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhHahaHahah
Stupid amerimutts

o how your grandad would cringe

Haha, your country is full of faggots. As evidenced by the amount of gay British posters on here and the fact that you literally had a secret code for faggots to talk to each other. You're about as manly as a your stupid accent (which sounds pompous and gay) No, I don't give a shit what stupid dialect you have

Proof?

aye, everyone's terrified by your nasal whinge, almost as scared as they are of your obsession with black men's cocks - that second bit is true, by the way, it is a fucking eerie obsession.

Why Americans are obsessed with ethnic cleansing?

Well, we can obviously see who are the real men in the article. Yank don't stand a chance in the UK. Too weak.

Seething

We're not

lol u mad faggot

Johnny hockaday will never see-a-thing out of that eye again lmao

>u mad!

typical bitchy american response.
that's why your women like to 'travel.'

>British tourist stabbed to death by New York woman 'to rid her home of evil'

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/14/british-tourist-stabbed-death-new-york-woman-rid-home-evil/

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uh oh nigel's reaching for the cup, he's gonna explode any minute

>A British woman has been stabbed to death while visiting a New York woman she had just met
>woman

read the article before you try to cope, fat baps

>British tourists James Kouzaris and James Cooper, who accidentally wandered into a crime-plagued housing project in Florida, were shot dead by a teenager after pleading for their lives, a court heard yesterday.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9161871/Florida-holiday-Britons-who-took-wrong-turn-shot-dead.html

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Fucking based

>The eye of a single American is worthy infinitely more than the entire Anglo race combined.
Holy fuck Americans aren't denying they're not white anymore

haha us americans are so tough, almost as tough as the british. not at all a tragedy

>Balcony deaths: British tourists warned after 11 falls in three months

bbc.com/news/newsbeat-44473177

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>Imagine being this upset
No wonder the yank got glassed. He couldn't handle the bants.

DUDE!! FUCKING BASED!!!

check this thread mate. white or not, they're small men.

Neither can you. You're using the same fucking tactics.

desu this. It's actually downright terrible. One roll of the dice at life is all you get, and he loses and eye? Ouch.

>On July 15, 2017, Justine Ruszczyk, also known as Justine Damond,[2][3] a 40-year-old Australian-American woman, was shot and killed by Mohamed Noor, a Somali-American Minneapolis Police Department officer, after she had called 9-1-1 to report the possible assault of a woman in an alley behind her house.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Justine_Damond

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From the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

Why american pretend the attacker was muslim?

Keep quiet before you get glassed, ramirez. You hearin' me, sunshine?

fucking awful

>seppo bragging about his country's cops being incompetent retards
I hope you don't get shot next time you're pulled over

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apparently an american eye is worth approximately twelve years of a british life

>fwom the bottom of my heawt, fuck you

and you say we're the pompous ones.
does this shite sound good in your heads, or do you really think you're living in a cheesy film?

I know, mate. He should have glassed his other eye aswell.

>A British tourist visiting South Beach for the first time, Andrew Hamilton died when a BMW convertible plowed into him at a jaw-dropping 90 mph as he crossed Collins Avenue.

miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article220122915.html

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He'll only do 6 though.