Alright, I've cleaned up my piss game.
1. sit down on the toilet
2. press down lightly on my penis so it doesn't 'bounce up' and spray on the seat
3. piss
4. grab a sheet of toilet paper, holding my penis in my left hand and press up from my gooch to the frenulum while using my right hand to support the toilet paper
5. check the toilet seat just to feel confident that it's still clean
step 4 is unclear
>"Golden is their hair and golden their garb. They are resplendent in their striped cloaks, and their milk-white necks are circled with gold." - Virgil,1st century B.C. poet.
>
"The whole race, which is now called Gallic or Galatic,is madly fond of war,high-spirited and quick to battle,but otherwise straightforward and not of evil character.For at any time or place and on whatever pretext you stir them up,you will have them ready to face danger,even if they have nothing on their side but their own strength and courage." - Strabo, Roman historian.
>"They are tall in stature,with rippling muscles under clear white skin they look like wood demons." - Diodorus Siculus, 25 BC.
>"Physically the Celts are terrifying in appearance, with deep sounding and very harsh voices. In conversation they use few words and speak in riddles, for the most part hinting at things and leaving a great deal to be understood. They frequently exaggerate with the aim of extolling themselves and diminishing the status of others. They are boasters and threateners and given to bombastic self-dramatization, and yet they are quick of mind and with good natural ability for learning." - Diodorus Siculus, first century B.C.
How can (((Anglos))) even compete?
my ancestors
based
Got the yanks going mental in the glassed thread
hi lads :3
well, looky what we've got here, ain't it a yankee
I'm on Smoko,
So just leave me alone
getting into cock sounding
smoking a nigger
is it pathetic to marry a 28 yo woman as a 20 yo guy?
Does she have a good job and any assets?
A pair of giant milkers if you count them as assets
yeah she does
sucking a soup
Seen a snake today
No she wants to be a stay at home mum, I'll be working
And yeah her body is nice but she's 28 so it'll be gone soon
140g of M&S pain aux raisin right to the gullet. Dopamine and blood-glucose response kicking in as I type this.
bumhole is sore
Didn't hate Brits before that thread
gf thinks I want to end it
Truth be told I don't want to, but I also don't think she's 'the one'
does she have nice feet?
Not really a foot guy, but they're pretty cute relative to other girls I've been with
It doesn't sound like a great idea to me.
me and the lads on the toil express
Had many opportunities to experience teen romance but I fucked them all up. H-haha.
morning
The ol morning coffee
r8 the brekky lads going to order as soon as they open
I was a phimolad, my peeny insecurities caused me to self-sabotauge any potentially romantic/sexual interaction until I got it fixed (read: cut)
Good, experience pain
SEMAPHORE signal
>t. signalman
it's like 1 am in yank land
Extra Large/crumpet
To expand,
I think if you marry her you're beholden to her biological clock and you don't really have the time to set up a good future for yourself and your kids.
Breakfast order? If so...based
business idea: gated community for all the /brit/ lads and a comfy café central where the lads can discuss over tea or coffee
(all financed by homealone)
Fat slob/10
2:21 in New Lenox, Il . I have to work at 15:00
That was my coffee earlier this morning
Gf and I then went to get macarons and they were pretty good
If she's 8 years older she will likely die about the same time as you. That's a good thing.
Marriage will sort your life out too. Marry young and stay married
every time i see a morbidly obese person they're always sipping on a big coffee
well what time is it for you?
t. barista
nah, lad
every time i take public transport there's always a fat person sipping on a large coffee
3:30
Have you ever donated to a twitch streamer or asmr girl?
Literally only fat people and out-of-shape slags buy those.monstrous Starbucks 'cofees'
you are an east coaster(better than a west coaster)
Going to join Guardians of the North and become a nonce hunter decoy
Amazing observation
are macarones yank scones
I'V GOT NO OTHER FOOD AT HOME FUCK OFF
Nah its pasta
Hello again user
Macarons are French you dingbat
Macarons are a meme-tier confection that are popular purely due to Instagram slags with no palates that simply like sweet things
It's pretty much the same as cup-cakea in that regard
What do you want to discuss about?
lol
tanks
oh yeah thats their president right?
Texture is entirely different they’re both just types of pastries that’s it
Stop that
the only thing lazier than a red panda is the mick watching him wtf
You ate mi scone? Bloody ell you RASCAL
Going to move to Kingscote lads
I've subscribed to twitch streamers but never a thot,
I used to while away my days watching twitch streams of Gwent and had a twitch prime subscription which gives you a free sub and would occasionally subscribe to others.
Some of these people i watched for hundreds of hours
>inb4 pathetic
Gee what an insightful comment, it had never crossed my mind before now that watching other people play video-games all day was something to be ashamed of.
Cringe and bluepilled
Holy fucking shit
Really really really like scones with clotted cream and jam and a pot of tea
What about a 33 year old woman?
ah, la meme du jour
This is possibly the gayest thing ive ever seen
>swapping one group of semites for another
homosexuality is the best cover for an interzone agent
just bee yourself
normies will defend this
No, they're delicious. Cup-cakes are an utter joke.
This
Cupcakes are too sweet and annoying to eat without getting messy
How is phimo a real thing, like just pull it back nigger lmao
>caring about cupcakes or macarons
I've got this exact same nose/profile
#notallcupcakes
Hate normies
they're so unfunny
Phwoar
American girls look like THAT
you haven't made a funny post in your life
don't care
stocking up on date rape drugs
You know what's dumb? Cake Buffets, all you can eat cake for the price of about 2 slices of cake. Then you eat like 4 slices of cake and feel sick. Nobody wins here.
dangerous and downright stupid
dire
why?
No it’s not
Be quiet
you still doubled your cake intake for the same price
Was told just yesterday I look like a Greek bust in profile
Just like Heracles (my ancestor :^))