You have 10 seconds to act as Chinese as possible

>*buys entire block of luxury flats to store money*

>"CHINA NUMABAH ONE"

STFU

Ahh shit dontinprison me ching xh o ng

Alaska is ancient Chinese land. You must hand it over now!

chickity china the chinese chicken

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>claims the entire sea
>shoots endangered tigers to get their pee-pees up

*shitposts on Twitter*
*is actually Korean but it's not like we can tell them apart*

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I ignore dead children on the street.

>historical irony intensifies

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I don'te know how.

What do you mean? Being a communist doesn't mean you ignore dead children on the street. Communism wasn't our choice anyway

It's only fair for us Chinese to pollute the atmosphere because Britain and the USA polluted it for so long during their industrialization period.

get crushed

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It's also fair for us to poach endangered rhinoceroses because Americans eat a cheeseburger.

then you should go back to your country, steve

Ching chong ching

*eats rodent*
*Eats insect*
*Eats dog*

lol gibs australia
ccp did nothing wrong

The fuck happened there? Earthquake ? Fuck me sideways that's brutal

I like dogs but as lunch and not as pets

truth.

What's your favorite Disney character? Mine is Winnie th...

*get run over by tanks *

help me help me please just get me out of here these people are insane half of them are bumpkins who can barely read and the rest are pure evil i saw a man get ground into paste at work today and nobody batted a fucking eye
anything i have i will give just get me out of this fucking torture chamber

ching chong ching chong ching chong chang wang

*makes the loudest and most obnoxious sound while eating*

>mistakes fox for dog

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I am tzinese :)

Hey, my bro Zhang.

its literally just cheap chink engineering
you know how everyone always memes about made in china shit always breaking?
well imagine instead of small shitty electronics or toys its an elevator or entire building

webm related, there was a hole on the top of an escalator and some chick in china got sucked into it and dragged down through the escalator and it became a big story so now chinks do shit like this

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koreans are worse at this

on a scale from 1 to "stealing another country's history" how obnoxious is it?

ching chong ping pong

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yeah chnks are subhuman I agree
so are bulgarian LARPers

Tiananmen square didn't happen but oh the CCP did I wish it happened.

Netter Proxy, Iki

AYO HOL UP
>harvests your organs
SO U BE SAYIN
>tortures dog
SO HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>shells taiwan
AYYYOO SO U BE SAYIN
>starves
U BE SAYIN
>gets forced abortion
HOL UP HOL UP
>destroys irreplaceable historical relics
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>demolishes tibetan monastery
SO U BE SAYIN
>censors internet
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>hocks loogie on sidewalk
WE WUZ
>persecutes Falun Gong
FINNA WE WUZ
>creates artificial island in SCS
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>imprisons human rights lawyer
SO WE WUZ
>does Socialism With Chinese Characteristics
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>buys mansion in vancouver
QINNNGGZZZ N SHEEIT
>destroys what's left of old culture

100% English teacher post

top kek
kek, too

>buys vpn
>visits censored sites
>discovers foreign culture
>wants to adapt, so he dresses and acts like the rest of the world did in the 90's
t.eats human

ni hao xie xie

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Only sorcerers and Highland tribes eat people. Duh.

alright now let me hear the brazilian version

Too bad, I would really like to visit the highlands, unironically
What are the chances of me getting eaten though. I suppose only certain tribes should be avoided while the rest are safe?

Take my kidney.
prs

I put a bet on how many kids I can run over it

>implying chinese engineering requires an earthquake to break

It's not even craftsmanship, it's because the Chinese literally do not know the fundamentals of what they're doing. They do industrial espionage and copy designs, but they legitimately don't understand why those processes/constructions/etc. are designed the way they are.

Any time they deviate from their IP theft, shit like that happens. It's cargo cult engineering

*has reasonable opinions on fiscal policy, immigration and personal wealth*
*proceeds to make the world a better place by undoing the injustices of ameriKKKa*

Everyone who gets sent to concentration camps deserves it.

*carelessly run over some child with my 2 ton car*

Can i have a 40 year old Macallan with coke. And to eat I'll have the oyster, but pour in some cuvée Winston Churchill in the shells over the flesh.

*makes Europe extremely butthurt*
*takes all Russian women*
*Makes amerikkka pay*
*buys south america because its a shithole*
*makes Jow Forums jealous*

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*dabs on your UNESCO heritage sites*
chabuduo personnel, kid

I have to hide my compass today or I'll get thrown in jail again.

wtf I wish I was a chink now

Sorry white guys but Chinese BVLLS get all the white and asian(not SEA dogs)women. You will have to settle on being gay with each other lol.

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I have some information on ******:

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Wtf, fellow wh*toids, we got too cocky. China chads are mogging us again FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Woah you just can't post that on an Inner Mongolian knitting board. I'm reporting you to the sesame credit bureau, enjoy your -50 points nongmin

*social score goes down by 100 points for not informing the police I'm standing 75 meters from an indebted person*

China é um lugar melhor de se viver que o Brazil…

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fuck the uyghurs

*buys your company*
*gambles all night long*
*opens restaurant or warehouse*
*takes lots of pictures*
*dodges taxs*
*exports*
yup, it's China time...

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