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>civiliZation
>realiZation
>coZy
Why the """"""Zed"""""" ?

>I type 6 letters when it could be 4

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Nah, they have no history at all.

How do you pronounce y'all tho? yal (a as in apple)? or ye-all (e as in the)?

>i typ 6 ltrs wn it cld b 4

yuh-all but fast

You is 3 letters

>he doesn't use thou, thee and thy, reserving ye, you and your for plural
plebs

>""""""""""Yikes"""""""""""""

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Now now lil nip, is that any way to talk to y'all masters?

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>Feet
>Inches
>Miles
>Yards
>Pints
>Ounces

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Literally the only non-Jewish way to measure.

s.mh t.bh f.am, bruh that was lit af when me and the squad rolled up 4 deep Jordans on point yeezy's on fleek and y'all wearin dem ratchet ass shoes bruh roasted with no chill savage straight fire nut in my sidehoe thats how we do, keepin it straight hunnid boi

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lmao

>stone
also you guys sometimes use miles as well

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There you be goin senpai. You now be talkin like a true anglo Saxon yo. You talkin da LIT way ya heard senpai?

thanks , I spent like a month learning nggertalk and trying to craft every commonly used expression into 1 statement and ive been waiting for my chance to use it for a while now
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>any way to talk to y'all masters
>any way to talk to you all masters

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10 ply bud grab me a mickey and lets go for a rip.

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>b-but your over 50s also use some imp*rial units

southerners actually talk like that.
t. knower

>Brit school

>implying I was defending imperial units

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Y'all has become its own pronoun.
"Y'all all" is a technically possible construction.

>"H-hey, """"dude"""". Am I """"gnarly"""", right?"

>34 replies among 13 posters

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But at least we have foreskins :^)

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>waitah
>wotah
>foh-evuh
>cah

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>analogue
>dialogue
>cheque
>programme
>diarrhoea
But I prefer British spelling

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>Togo and cote d'ivore
Every other cunt near them fell for the chop meme, how come these two don't do it?

>fayvrut
>kuluh
>sentuh
>faibuh
>thi'u'uh
English would be ugly as fuck if it were written phonetically.

don't british use those too?

'Ate yanks
'Ate arabs
'Ate chinks
luv me empire
simple as.

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>How do you pronounce y'all tho?
It's a contraction of "you all". Just remove the "ou " part and pronounce the remaining letters the same way as you normally would. In other words, say the word "all" but with a "y" at the beginning.

We use all of these measurements too you dumb zoomer.

Intredasting. I was under the impresseion that the UK still uses mostly imperial units in everyday life.

do brits not pronounce the "r" at the end of words?

>"How do you pronounce Y'all?"
>say the word "all" but with a "y" at the beginning.

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Revolution starts with "R".

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>we
speak for yourself grandma

Not in England. I was under the impression NZ English was non-rhotic too?

>What y'all drivin on yah trip to Arizona cousin
>Im gonna take muh AHH VEEE

>ain't

There are dialects of English where thee is still used. Barnsley (Baaaaaaahnsley), for example:
youtu.be/d4U17cLoAXI

What solution do Australians use for the lack of a second person plural pronoun in English?

We have the word "youse" here, which is not considered "proper" or part of the standard language, even though it's in common use. You'll also hear "you lot" quite often, but that's pretty rough sounding and informal too. Sometimes you'll also hear "youse lot", which is a bit redundant. In polite company though, you pretty much have no choice but to use "you" and just hope that its ambiguity doesn't cause confusion.

Let me guess, Norn Iron?

We have youse.
It's considered bogan though.

>Defense

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Non. What made you think that?

we do, the fella you're replying to is a sheltered freak

absolute bogan scum use youse. It varies from person to person what you put after 'you' though. Lot, mob, fellas, lads, guys, people etc etc

all those are correct

if it weren't for the fr*Nch modern English would probably look like a mix between Dutch and Icelandic

Imagine measuring your flour in cups lmao

>type
>could
>when

Don't you mean 'tipe', 'wen' and 'cood'

Apart from yards

We do use yards.

The state of soyposters

Depends where you are

Dumb measurements, I agree

If a word has a Greek root the suffix is -ize from the Greek izo, as in apologize. If the word has a Latin/French origin the suffix is -ise in keeping with the Latin/French style, for example colonise.

The word lieutenant is pronounced left-tenant out of tradition but admittedly the yank pronunciation of loo-tenant is both more sensible and closer to the French origin.

It is aluminum, not aluminium. Chemist Sir Humphrey Davy earned the right to name it and he choose aluminum. Later on another man, who was not a chemist and did not earn the right to name it, claimed that aluminium sounded "more classical" and everyone agreed apparently. Canada and the USA use Sir Davy's original and proper name

It's coloUr, harboUr, favoUr, etc. and centre, theatre, etc. Either overhaul the language or don't, there is no sense in arbitrarily making changes to just one or 2 letters in a few words. Few languages are always phonetically perfect, get over it.

If the prison is older it's gaol, if newer it's a jail.

In the case of regional differences like tyre/tire, fringe/bangs, pants/trousers, it's irrelevant and no one is correct or incorrect

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