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australia looks like a really good country to go on a road trip
england is shit why would i want to go to the cold wet norf

fuck off we're full

What sort of person owns a pug?

Spend a lot of time having deep epiphanies and getting closer to the mysteries of Being (in the Heidiggerian sense) but when the morning comes around I am back where I started

The most popular makeup youtubers are men
Bizarre isn't it?

told toilberg I felt like pure shit and he let me go home

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Why are you inviting a billion chinks then?

its really fucking not unless you enjoy watching 10 hours of copy+paste desert/dry bush go by

traditional media on the ropes here lads

i mog the protogf's bf lads
i can steal her away from him

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let us in

toilberg isn't even in and i'm still going to be sat here until half 5 like a good boy

mahatma gandhi's total onanism workout

Am from South Wales, wonder if New South Wales is at all like Cardiff?

Stop the boats

>The most popular makeup youtubers are faggots

there we go

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after brexit you'll have to let us in or you're all racist

"there's only two things men do better than women, cook and make clothes"
and now also make-up apparently

download DS9 and start observing stars. atleast you can become amateur

nerd

there was a /trv/ thread where a guy drove from Darwin to Melbourne, it did look like it would get a bit tedious and apparently the flies were absolute bastards.

You ever been so ashamed of yourself you unmatched a girl on tinder?

downloaded the hulu fyre festival doc has anyone watched it?

Toilberg encouraged us to 'personalise our deskspace' and suggested photos of what we love but I got straight sent to HR when I brought in a framed picture of tits

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nothing i despise more than racism

I only use apps endorsed by my church

Truth in speech, simplicity in manner are infallible divine instruments to certain success.

I've never matched on tinder

going to tell her i'm a virgin on the first date and see what happens lads

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define racism

Is it rue the Aussies have a stereotype about New Zealander’s shagging sheep like the English do about welsh like me?

oh so sexism is ok then

yes

i watched a 5minute youtube video on it and frankly idk how theyve managed to make an entire documentary on it its a pretty funny story but its not worthy of that much time

I've seen the netflix one which was very good, is there two different documentaries?

>Like me to appropriate some inappropriate bevvies over your way tomorrow night?

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sexism is also racism

birdwatchers cannot catch a break

that happened to one of my friends, he lived in a groundfloor/basement flat and the window was broken so it wouldn't lock, one friday night everyone was downstairs drinking, snorting MD, smoking and shit and suddenly about 5 cops came down the stairs to "teach them a lesson" about keeping their window locked.

they left without further incident but it was pretty fucked up

NZ is infinitely better for a road trip. straight north to south, new landscape every few hours and its all absolutely stunning.
as I said, I do amateur work already, it just doesn't do it for me

Dodgy unelected people in positions of power making lives difficult for indigenous europeans by opening the gates of their countries to the third world, giving advantage to the third world and lambasting the natives with social extradition if they dare show opposition to it

millwall are now are club

shut up you utter fool
you don't know what they were planning to do to get the water through customs

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toil begins in t-minus 8 hours 40 minutes
'berg just sent out the first warning siren

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birdwatchers cannot catch a beak

very specific innit?
not what google says

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why would FYRE festival need WATER retard

hes such a old proud faggot
but yeh thats the netflix one theres also a hulu one i downloaded it last night

in the Asda car park eating my pasta pot and listening to my morrissey cd

doing a poo

*Invests in property/assets*
leftypol BTFO

Proper cunts aren't they once some walked into my friends house because they had tried the front door and it was unlocked and they were doing 'operation doorknob' testing peoples security but told the one who mentioned that to shut up. Must have been totally illegal to do so, would film it for sure next time.

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Never bothered learning welsh, don’t see the point in it ,we all know English here in Wales plus all the Gaelic languages sound like something out of lord of the rings

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doing the vat return lads

got a meeting with my cunt manager in the morning to go over my self review/company values. genuinely wish for death in my sleep

Absolutely devastated & embarrassed, My heart is broken but when I went down I thought of @chumbawumba and knew I had to get back up again! You're never gonna keep me down

so lads
the protogf (the 5/10 girl with cutting scars who works at walmart) has a bf
he's really fat and ugly and probably a stupid loser
i can mog him and steal her away from him
however, she's been eye fucking me for months and i don't like women whom'st cheat or flirt whilst in a relationship
should i mog her bf or just forget about her entirely?

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t. lives in a border county

got a few litres of tomato juice in the cupboard
bottle of worcestershire sauce in the fridge
hm yes, nothing for it, i suppose i will have to buy 2 litres of vodka and some tabasco sauce then
can't let that tomato juice go to waste

next big doc series to come out

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do they still make nature documentaries

petit bourgeoisie get strung up with the bankers too lad
corbyn's cheka will be submitting this post as key evidence soon

go suck chamberlain's cock you limp wristed german symapthising poofta

seduce her bf
she'll never see that coming

planet earth 2 is pretty recent but attenborough isnt long for this world

no idea what you're replying to but good post

planet earth ii has absurdly good cinematography. there is not a documentary in existence that rivals it

yes, bbc did a good one about big cats last autumn

it only takes about two minutes into the four-hour documentary Leaving Neverland to realise that Michael Jackson’s legacy is never going to be the same again. After a brief introduction, praising him for his indisputable talent, one of his accusers looks into the camera and lists the ways in which the singer helped him. He then states: “And he sexually abused me for seven years.”

*evicts you for not paying rent*
muahaha you can't stop me leftypol!!!!

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have very vivid memories of eating chocolate muffins whilst watching natural world on bbc2 on a sunday evening

before it started, we were informed that healthcare professionals were on hand for those who might need it, the explicit descriptions potentially causing difficulties for those who might feel triggered.

True but still wales

Dynasties is a recent one I really enjoyed

The Chimpanzee episode is legendary

Hello Shlomo

the second accuser, James Safechuck, encountered Jackson after nabbing a key role in a Pepsi ad. Similarly, the two developed a friendship at a young age and by 10 he was accompanying him on tour, followed by an equally starstruck mother, who saw Jackson as another son.

isn't the main chimp called Dave or something

some retard saying that the only reason we didnt surrender/make peace to the germans in ww2 was because churchill was a power hungry warmonger who wanted it to continue for no other reason than to stay in power and keep control

Yeah I think. Can't remember his name exactly but he was a fucking champion.

remember when anybody asked?

just seen catyank out and about

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Don't like this Michael Jackson slandering. Media taking down another successful white man.

ah yes the old 'hitler was a good boy he dindu nuffin shoulda just let him invade all those countries surrounding your shores because he totally didnt want to attack britain and never would have betrayed you' followed by 'if you're not a cuck and dont want to let german socialists take over your country for their own benefit you must be a jew'

bet you voted remain

got called a bourgeois for not sharing the cigarette I was smoking with some grimey smelly bastard with dreadlocks

That's no argument, sorry
Try again

just seen a pretty solid 9.3

doesn't apply to me

*goes to war with one of the invading forces of 'poland' to 'keep it free from foreign occupation*
*proceeds to spend 6 years of the most intense warfare ever to give all of Poland, as well as the rest of Europe to the other original invaders*

Never understood this memmmie

you didn't present any arguments yourself mate that which is presented without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

Don't understand how these Jow Forums basement nationalists idolise Hitler and wish he had won and simultaneously pretend to be ardent nationalists. Both practically and ideologically incompatible viewpoints

churchill wanted war with the soviets almost immediately, it was the yanks who refused and dissuaded him

jidf is here

browsing Jow Forums regularly is just as bad as being a porn addict

Irving provides evidence. I'm sorry you're stupid