Coca Cola sometimes war!

Die Feinde unsrer Freiheit, die One-World Mafia,
Ihr Zentrum ist die Ostküste der USA
Wo die internationale Hochfinanz regiert,
Die Welt als Spielball in den Händen kontrolliert
Mafiabanden, Spekulanten machen euch zum Knecht,
Sie wollen keine freien Völker, kein Selbstbestimmungsrecht

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Die tapfere Wehrmacht war ein Deutsches Heer,
den Amis dient heute die Bundeswehr.
Ihr schickt unsere Soldaten in den tiefsten Busch
wollt die Freiheit dort verteidigen am Hindukusch!
Doch was ist los im eigenen Land?
Hier herrscht doch auch schon lange Kriegszustand
In den Bezirken, in den Ghettos, bei Tag und Nacht
wird Zeit das hier mal endlich einer Ordnung macht!

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>be germany
>start world war
>lose
>everybody wants to dismantle me
>America decides to give me another chance
>WAAAH EVIL AMERIKKKANS FUCKED ME UP

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I love rammstein

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you should check out Stahlgewitter

Sonne is my favourite song

Check out Ewigheim if you like Rammstein

youtube.com/watch?v=dJIlom7f7hA

>Be Germany
>Fight for your rights
>Almost win
>America keeps supplying your enemies
>Your enemies wins thanks to Americlaps

based and historypilled

This links234 solo is great oWo

we blessed your women with big turk cock you should be thanking us

>be germany
>invade all of your southern neighbors with impunity
>still not enough and start invading Poland
>Germany begins their world domination speedrun
>Allies declare war
>Germany loses
>everybody wants to destroy German identity and partition it indefinitely
>US negotiates and let's West Germany become a country again
This didn't just happen once, something similar happened a few years prior..

Seems like a pretty small price to pay, considering you did in fact need the labour.

On an unrelated note, I was looking into it and found that East Germany also had a gastarbeiter program. But holy shit, were these guys really commies or were they nazis LARPing as commies?

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>Fight for your rights
to massacre or deport hundreds of millions of people in order to take their land for your own?

Start shit get hit.

Eins
Hier kommt die Sonne
Zwei
Hier kommt die Sonne
Drei
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Vier
Hier kommt die Sonne
Fünf
Hier kommt die Sonne
Sechs
Hier kommt die Sonne
Sieben
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Acht, neun
Hier kommt die Sonne

Our industries didn't have enough consumers so we needed your economies to be repaired as soon as possible.

I’m pretty sure we spent the next couple of decades dismantling that.

the only real difference is that Brits succeeded in conquering those lands while you failed, twice. You don't get to make any sort of moral case for it, nigger.

Pay reparations for the Jews you stole.

USA hated old world colonials with a burning passion.

Slavs deserve no mercy.
Kys mutt.

I'm from the east myself
based Vietnamese immigrants

>were these guys really commies or were they nazis LARPing as commies?
as a former soviet shithole yourself you should know that no one joined the warsaw pact voluntarily and everyone was aware that communism is a stupid idea (or maybe you guys were actual communists and this is why you are still a shithole but eastern Germany is rich now)

Actually pretty based and better idea, than allowing shitton of foreign males to assimilate with your women.

Yes, that's why east germany is so much richer than the west lol
East Germany was run by exiled German commies. But even German commies are fucking autistic nazis it seems.

Bang bang
Feuer frei!

"99 Luftballons" is Germany's greatest cultural achievement

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based
East germany was the most advanced communist nation

yes, not Bach, Goethe or Mozart

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Also Scorpions and German philosophy!

I neg to differ

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youtube.com/watch?v=A-PlcXcSXPg

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East Germany was still shit. Leave it up to Germans to work for basically nothing though.

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Zwischen harten Eichendielen
Wird es mit der Spieluhr spielen
Eine Melodie im Wind
Und aus der Erde singt das Kind

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The English version ruined this song

>before 1871
>"Germany"

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Why KMFDM hates MTV so much? Their music video appeared on Beavis and Butt-Head

epic meme bro
nation state =/= nation
see what Mozart himself had to say regarding this a century before German unification
>If Germany, my beloved fatherland, of whom you know I am proud, will not accept me, then must I, in the name of God, again make France or England richer by one capable German; — and to the shame of the German nation.
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart

Good thread.

Off course, a balt sucks american cock.

You should too.

They do. It helps if you have chocolate or cigarettes to trade.

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Literally no reason to do that.

Pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola, but you don't know that virgin.

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The truth is, Trump is the president who endorses American Isolationism and don't poking their American noses everywhere.

yeah you're right we should close all US military bases and contracts in Germany immediately and leave the EU to defend for itself.

Indeed you should.

yes.

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies and half of Germany's debt was forgiven even though they started the war
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America and Britain risk war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies and airmen even personally buy and drop candy for the children
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them while Germany's leader calls America an unreliable ally
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do
>Britain also helped them a ton after having been attacked by Germany in two wars but now 90% of Germans want to hurt Britain in the Brexit negotiations

Why are Germans such ungrateful, mean, and self-righteous people?

yes

You did all of this to ensure control over Germany and its people and to show off to the commies that capitalism is much more successful, not to help us. Speaking of the cold war, you wanted to turn W. and E. Germany into a giant radioactive wasteland in case the soviets would've attacked. That's how much allies are worth to the Yanks.

Have you heard of the 7 Days to the Rhine strategy? It called for extensive nuking of literally every single non-nuclear NATO power, INCLUDING West & East Germany

Don't act like we occupied you two times because we wanted to, you tried to take over the world. We don't even ask anything from you really.

>You did all of this to ensure control over Germany and its people and to show off to the commies that capitalism is much more successful, not to help us.

Capitalism vs communism was the ideology behind it, but the premeditated geopolitical reasons for occupation of Germany were because after being dragged into 2 world wars during isolationism, US foreign policy was based around the idea that Europeans couldnt be trusted to stay out of wars or in case of wars, not drag the Americans in.

After the cold war started, the Soviets were the biggest threat to that European peace the Americans started and as WW1 showed US policy makers, as soon as the Americans leave for home, another war starts up and drags them back in. It was simply better for the Americans to never leave.

based communists

>NATO power, INCLUDING East Germany

Well yeah, they invented it

>Dort am Klavieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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>you were nice to me after I backstabbed you repeatedly
>but it was for the wrong reasons and conditional
>waaaah must destroy Europe again
if not for the yanks the rest of us would've ripped all your throats by now.

Childhood is realizing that the Krauts hate you because you treat them like a vanquished foe and not an ally.
Adulthood is realizing that the Krauts hate you because they are a vanquished foe and not an ally.

In will never understand why latvians hate russians. They saved you from extinction even though you fought with the nazis to genocide the slavs.

Remember when, instead of dismantling Latvia, the Russians allowed them to become a Great Power once again and economically dominate the very continent that they destroyed not once, but twice? I think that the Latvians will always just be salty that Russia is the world superpower instead of them.

This, germans should be more grateful

Yes, they had plans to Nuke East Germany. Plans called to immediately pull back troops to “bait” NATO and then immediately nuke East-West German border

>tfw ass-blasted jerries compel you to defend your shithole

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>mozart
>german

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Are all Balts this retarded? Or are they just merely pretending?

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>Britain also helped them a ton after having been attacked by Germany in two wars
Retarded or merely pretending?

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This picture would make more sense if you were making an argument for WW1.

WW2 was completely immoral and reactionary. Hitler loved imperialism anyways so posting this pic is fucking stupid.

I mean to be honest nowadays all of Europe is our bitch except Russia and its puppet states.