Lmao

lmao

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You scandis are all so fucking autistic

>NorgeHumor

>haha one country has mountains and the other doesn't XDD

We are weaponized autism.

germs OUT of my thread, besides they have plenty of snow
thank you

Honestly if you bully Sweden and other northern Euros it's based. They need to be taken off their high horse

which is the exact purpose of this thread, mongrel dog

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Of course we will shit on Swedes, it's for their own good.

stop bullying denmark

triggerd

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this is correct. Lügenpress at its finest

what a coincidence, this is the 4th time ive seen that webm while on the can

You're at the top of the "progressive" olympics too

based Tirolean brother

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Norway is fucking trash at hockey though when there is no excuse for it

hahahahaahahah FUCKING DENMARK REALLY ONE ? ONE SILVER? IS THIS REAL=???

YOU DID CHEAT THOUGH... YOU ARE A DOPING COUNTRY... EVERYBODY KNOWS

>excuse
We don't care. Same as the danes don't care about cross-country (flat) skiing, even though they have no excuse for sucking at it.

>you're a doping country
I'm sure the officials at South Korea 2018 would have banned us all if we doped everyone. Or is it just some grand conspiracy, Pekka?
Grow up.

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re-unification of Tirol when?

the the H*CK did swampgermany get more than us

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>norgays
>tall
kek KEK
even finnish mongols are almost 1cm taller on average

t. therese johaug

>Sweden lower than Netherlands

oh nononononono

>medical steroidal lipbalm for fucked up lips
>the entire country is cheating!!!
COPE

lipbalm that contains steroids

Something even better, independence

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Yes, I bet she sucked her way to the finish line.

>norway actually take winterolympics seroiusly
when should we tell him its all a joke?

They are the olympics, they will never be a joke. Unlike your """country""".

There is only one sport in the world that actually matters, and we rank higher than you there. SO, lmao suckway, go ride your ski alone

>There is only one sport in the world that actually matters
What, sucking cock? You sure seem good at suckling the danish tit, squeaking for independence AND gibs at the same time.
Let me know when you want to come back to your first daddy, Norway.

if you show interests in anything other than football you are literally an autist.
and don't talk a bout danish and independence nornigger, you literally speak danish. fucking faggot

oh nonononono

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Difference is, we became independent from Denmark 205 years ago.
You're still danish today, islander. Time to reconsider your source of gibs?

god i wish that were me

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what was the poiunt of septerating when you don't even change anyting.
you just mouintain nigger denmark.

h-hot

winter olympcis have an absurd number of pure autism sports than no one plays except for the state paid norwegian autism athletes

hi :)

All Norwegian sportsmen have asthma nowadays

why is this a surprise, we literally dont have a mountain or tradition for wintersports. We should just invent our own wintersport and become good at it like the Netherlands with speed skating.

I propose Luge-Skating, its like speedskating but you are pushing a luge where another person sits and is steering. Then we make like 10 different distances in men, women and mixed and in 50 years we will have as many winter olympic medals than Norway.

>look at Norway
>look at Denmark
>look at Germany
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHHHHHHHHH

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Nah its asthma medicine dude.

the fact that we are ranked number 45 overall with only 1 silver medal says a lot about the relevancy of winter sports

They're all in ice skating

>(((Patent)))
Based Greece, eastern Europe, Balkans, Cyprus, Turkey, south Italy, Portugal and west Spain

Olympic medal winners per capita by country rank:
1. Liechtenstein
2. Norway
3. Switzerland
4. Austria
5. Sweden
6. Netherlands
7. Finland
8. Slovenia
9. Canada
10. Czech Republic
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11. Slovakia
12. Latvia
13. New Zealand
14. Germany
15. South Korea
16. Belarus
17. France
18. Italy
19. Australia
20. Japan
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21. Hungary
22. Belgium
23. UK
24. United States
25. Kazakhstan
26. Poland
27. Spain
28. Ukraine
29. China

Reminder that Canada actually has 4 additional medals but they were stolen by Brits who took advantage of the colonial system to raise Olympic medal winning hockey players in Canada only to play for Britain in the games.

>winter sports
>anyone actually caring about beta male sports

Shit list, includes a lot of sports half of the world doesn't give a fuck about. Post the medals for real sports.

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>winning a bunch of bronze in meme sports makes us the best cuz per capita.

KEK

>he thinks the sports he likes are the only real sports

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smalls countries have an inherit advantage at per capita ranking when the number of participants per country is capped

>have 80 million people and 8 participants
>have 10,000 people and 1 participant
gee I wonder which country will win more medals per capita in the long run

only non countries with like 5 million inhabitants perform "better" than Germany

>this cope

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No i'm just curious as to what YOU are actually good at? Your football team sucks. Your country never won a world cup. Your UFC fighters suck, get their ass beat by browns all the time. Your boxers suck. So where is this extreme Swedish physical excellence?

Per capita is just an easy way for shit small countries who rarely actually compete and win in real competitive sportsthat EVERYONE engages in to say I WIN. Nah, bro. Yall shit tier.

I object because we're top five since our country got proclaimed, but haven't existed in the current form for the most of Olympic history.

Austria has 9 million, Sweden has 10 million, Canada has 37 million. They certainly aren't "non-countries with like 5 million inhabitants."

>only sports I like are real sports

Also, Sweden is a top 5 nation at hockey

>These sour grapes

>Your football team sucks
>Tranny dad and Tobacco
We literally made the quarter finals in the world cup. Our ice hockey team is also the best in the world.

So basically you failed against a real team, Germany, B for effort.
>hockey

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>Our ice hockey team is also the best in the world.

I completely agree that the yank is retarded, and Sweden is a top tier hockey nation, but please don't say silly things.

We lost by doing one mistake, you didn't even qualify against a non-country
2 world cups in a row

dann habt ihr mit dem Trentino immer noch Itaka mit drin

That's ok, this nation doesn't pump the money into soccer that it does in either basketball, football, boxing or baseball. If anyone who actually took the sport seriously lost to USA it would be kekening of epic proportions. That's like us getting defeated in Hockey. Literally no one cares. If we actually cared about the sport, it would be treated on the level as the rest, and the best of the best would trained and tried instead of the scraps.

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>this nation doesn't pump the money into soccer
because your team sucks
>uhh we don't care about that sport in this country
Your argument is that because its not popular in america, it doesn't madder. How popular do you think basketball and american football is in the rest of the world?

It's because of we don't die from measles or Polio

>how popular do you think basketball is in the rest of the world.

Surely more popular than soccer is here. Trust, Americans aren't wearing shirts with Swedish team names on them like YOUR people do our football and basketball teams. Lost count of how many swedes i've seen casually wearing American team caps and shirts heh.

>because your team sucks
Again, you get the scraps. Shit tier athletes all quickly assembled because no one else wants the job heh.

>Per capita is just an easy way for shit small countries who rarely actually compete and win in real competitive sportsthat EVERYONE engages in to say I WIN. Nah, bro. Yall shit tier.
And total medals is just an easy way for shit big countries to say I WIN.

>Lost count of how many swedes I've seen casually wearing American team caps and shirts heh.
No one actually cheers for that team. I have a Lakers cap and own a Yankees shirt. I don't even watch basketball or baseball. Neither do the kids who ask their parents to buy those things for them since they think its cool
>Surely more popular than soccer is here
Not at all. Soccer in america is so big, stadiums are being built and upgraded all over the place while basketbal players in the rest of the world use arenas meant mixed use.
>Again, you get the scraps. Shit tier athletes all quickly assembled because no one else wants the job heh.
nice cope

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But those countries actually do win, though. Call me when there's actually a relevant Danish Footballer, Rugby, UFC fighter, Boxer like there has been for all Britain, USA, Brazil, Germany, Italy, France, Russia, Mexico etc.

You realize rugby is an anglosphere only thing?

>no one chears for the team
Don't care, you wear their brands. That's more than Americans do for you lol.

>soccer is so big
It's not at all. Half of our population wouldn't even be able to name a single team lmao. On the other hand even all the way over in Japan, Basketball is all over their media, animation, and played in their schools.

>cope
No it's just reality.

>Boxer
Mikkel Kessler
the rest are literally meme sports unless you mean actual football and not handegg

>Don't care, you wear their brands.
So you're admitting I'm right.
>It's not at all. Half of our population wouldn't even be able to name a single team lmao.
its still bigger in your cunt than basketball is in any other cunt
>No it's just reality.
coping harder

Uh, no it's not.

lmao give me some countries that has notable rugby teams then. You know I didn't know rugby even existed until i saw it in a movie.

>Admitting i'm right
How? all that shows is that Sweden is so fucking Americanized and cucked. You are wearing attire from another countries sports teams you don't even watch.

>it's still bigger
Again it's not. Basketball is literally in the very popular culture of most foreign nations to due to America's global influence on the world. The same cannot be said for soccer here.

>coping
If we actually cared about figure skating, we'd pump money into it train better teams and beat you at it like we do all other contact sports. Yall weak. Can't even beat framecel muzzies most of the time.

Well it's a very rough sport, so obviously, no Swedes to be found heh.

>he couldn't even give me an answer
>How? all that shows is that Sweden is so fucking Americanized and cucked.
you're not even giving me any argument
>Basketball is literally in the very popular culture of most foreign nations
uhu so because we know what it is, it's a popular? That's not how it works.

America is so sad. You make up sports so you actually can be at the top at something athletic and even then its only 12% of your population that are actually making the top leagues.
Just accept that you're shit.

>you make up sports

Lolno, Americans can't invent any sports for themselves. Volleyball is the only popular sport invented by America. Every other sport popular in America (basketball, football, hockey, baseball, soccer, lacrosse, etc.) were invented by Canadians or Brits.

figures

>durr call me when there are danes good at sports I like
how about you call me when you get an american that's actually good at the world's most popular sport?
denmark is so small but has had so many more prominent footballers than america

Isn't Denmark flat with no mountains tho?

Let's see medals from the summer olympics.

yes Denmark has no mountains, only hills.

denmark is higher than netherlands! bully them!

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