You're doing some grocery shopping and this guy comes up behind you and asks you where the baked goods are...

You're doing some grocery shopping and this guy comes up behind you and asks you where the baked goods are, then says your accent sounds interesting, asks where you're from, and starts speaking your language. What do you do?

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sucm him off

lick his face

Say yeah nah top stuff and walk off

Am frae Scotland, ya black cunt.

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Sorry i don't speak SEA monkey

I ask him about how many languages he speaks where learned them and whether he wants to go to my country in the three languages I speak and make him repeat the same answers three times.

I turn around quickly and cock the Glock and pop up like jack in a box. Don't fuck with me nigga!

Based.

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Utereg me stadsie daar gebeurt van aller hand t bruis aan alle kant in t hartjie van t land.

Dare him to say: "Chrt pln skvrn vtrhl skrz čtvrť Krč prv zhltl čtvrthrst zrn"

>my accent?
>yeah I'm from Syria! do you speak arabic?

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Ask him when he is actually going to learn different languages instead reciting the same sentences every time.

>starts speaking my language
i doubt it

Saved (and redpilled).

is this that polyglot cringelord off youtube

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Respond back in a fake language

I wish I was good enough programming to make this.
>tfw no based and cunnypilled

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it's literally a drop down menu with pre-programmed words
the app doesn't even doesn't do anything when you click "submit" button, this is first month of programming tier

admittedly, requires some graphic design to get the right font and button sizes to match Jow Forums design

Start using spoken Finnish and watch him swerve

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Kurwa :DDDDD

yes there are few black guys that were raised in Poland and can speak perfect polish
but most of the blacks that "learn" polish always have this canadian accent idk why maybe its just their thing

He actually speaks decent finnish

Dumb nigger just press F12.

Which is why I'm using the Finnish you don't learn by studying

Nice cope

Jelly?

ok

Why the fuck was my post deleted? It's literally a meme webm like this one: Is the retarded janny on duty again?

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because announcing report or sage is against rules, even announcing a fake report

>announcing a "based and redpilled" report is now against the rules

Egads!

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holy fuck he's tall

>right click
>inspect element

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I use the opportunity to talk to a black person for first time in my life and then escape asap so nobody would see how small and pathetic I am in comparison to him

crioulo louco, você está querendo que eu lhe transforme em SOPA??

Greet the fellow kang

wouldn't even answer

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He's not Canadian

Why the fuck would he ask me where the fucking baked goods are you idiot

.t nigger in russia
Out of the federation negro

why are finns so racist?