/brit/

Colorectal and skin cancer are completely unrelated you fucking double digit IQ, vitamin D deprived runt.

Dislike seeing non-southern yanks using "y'all". Cultural appropriation.

REAL NEW

was afraid of brexit but then i grew up

It's high-level esoteric banter lad you wouldn't get it

sorry m8 that's not how this general works and you know it

that was worth posting

thread splitting cunt, not using your shit thread.

lost my id and it’s six nations on the weekend

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Why are British women so ugly?

Who exactly did the first ever human lose their virginty to?

I never said they were you bogan cunt. Imagine having your brain fried this much by the UV rays.

Why are bananas associated with breakfast?

you can get a new id in the week

it's probably something important

me, i am the proto-shagger

because i've already shagged the pretty out of them

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look at her

The image I posted pertained to COLORECTAL cancer you FUCKING idiot. It's not caused by the sun and the rates at which Australians are afflicted by it is NOT higher than the rate at which Britons are. That's the crux of your entire argument and it's completely false.

only monday and am already bursting for another shag

weekend can’t come (wahey!) soon enough

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look at this instead

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that was obviously a joke. no customs agent is gonna risk their career to get head from an old gay man

that's homealone? handsome lad

Mate, when anyone thinks of Australia they think of skin cancer. Not colorectum cancer you fucking idiot. And last I heard you have very high rates of that.

finna snow tomorrow :]

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if you have a bbq culture, you're gonna have high cancer rates
sad but true

Violence.

Speed.

Momentum.

*calls for the joker*

hehehe

he wasnt joking i dont think
but the border guy would have been like are you joking old man

cringe

Australians have colon cancer because they get butthurt over emus shagging their shelias.

can feel a big poo brewing

another 45 mins of toil then a short commute home and only then shall i release it

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was worth crossposting this morning either

We do. The reason our country is good at treating it (which by the way isn't captured by a metric I've posted AT ALL - you simply cannot fucking read) isn't that we have a high number of cases, but rather because Australia is a first world country and the United Kingdom is not.

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you're a nonce who deserves to be put in a work camp for your remaining pathetic years

evil cowards

No, it's solely because you have a high number of cases. Just like getting bit by a venomous snake or spider. You ar more than likely better than most of the world at treating it. It's simple.

never heard of a british person getting shagged to death by a kangaroo

daily occurrence in australia though

SWEDEN YES

>Australia is a first world country and the United Kingdom is not.

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>this other australian flag

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Ok, so why does Australia cure nearly all types of cancers at a higher rate than the United Kingdom?

youtu.be/j9AxiXoAT3w

Hospitals in the Congo have more experience with treating ebola than hospitals in the UK, therefore the Congo is a first world country and the UK is not.

very british teeth

kingston.icope.nhs.uk/

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You prevalence of cancer in Australia.

retarded argument

cancer ain't real

yer mums fanny

I bet he's from Sydney or Melbourne.

/brit/ has been the only constant in my life for about 6 years now

Prevalence of one type of cancer - which has little to no bearing on other types of cancer treatment. Did you finish high school?

stop entertaining dave and his intentionally fallacious logic you newfag

ideal din din

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it's very clearly lachlan, think he's brisvegas
don't know when he became this combative embarrassing spastic

Cancer cells are cancer cells, mate.

Homealone on mon-thurs.

lmao, somebody get homealone down to Croydon pronto

Where's Lachlan
I've got a bone to pick with him

same

Based kind moderator. These days even saying "Nigerian scammer" gets you banned on the internet

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do you lads make more than $40k USD a year?

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zzzzzzzzzzzz

going to have to bullshit my way through my haircut so I don't come across as awkward or rude to my barber lads
can't stand getting haircuts but having a mop on your head is dreadful

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ideal fishnchips

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How can she slap?

Hooting

Yes, I'm Irish lmao. Poorfag

just go to one of those asian places where they don't care to talk to you

I do, yeah

>.uk
Shan't be clicking this virus

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This

That was a trick question, that's GDP per capita not income.

I don't earn enough to even get taxed

>blah blah blah
Blah blah blah

will the man kick the ball

>ireland

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I thought it was a well established fact the more experience you have with something the better you are to treat it. Brains like a fried egg.

I microwave water for my tea

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why are 91% of women so basic and uninteresting to talk to

baffling

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Hi

isn't asian hair kind of different to white though
I assume they would do a wacky job but idk

Me? I use an electric kettle to boil water.