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We all come from different walks of life, some of us are separated by half the globe. Whereas John Turner may be cooking up a tasty supper of beans and bread in Northumberland, Haruto Tanaka may be settling into his study with a good book and a cup of tea in Tokyo. Joao Santos may be preparing to attend Catholic mass in Rio and Ibrahim Abdul may already be at his Islamic mosque in Tunis. Stephanie Smith may be out on a dinner date but her boyfriend and David Jackson may be content with a comfy night in.
No matter our divisions, regardless of whether we're white, black, christian, muslim, male, female, extroverted, or introverted we can all agree on one thing: Fuck Jannies edition.

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FOY

I think myself people over the age of 45 should have been excluded from voting on Brexit. It won't affect them at all.

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We're going to be the Italy of the 21st century, too big to be a Lesser Power, too small to be a Great Power.

*burns your country to the ground*

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*pays respect to my ancestors*

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fuck yanks

NEW

Absolutely fucking hate Indians and asians. Soulless bug people that the world would be better off without.

why cant americans just fuck off to their own thread no one wants you here ecept other americans and thats only like half of them

Often like to watch the thread to find the Moni enabler/Master-baiter, these are the most obvious posts from the last thread

Wrong.

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I'm beginning to think that being a global power is a meme

Agreed
Fucking hate them

Don't like this faux-biker aesthetic shit.
Very try hard.

Don’t know what rock you’re living under but the economy for the whole of Europe has been in the tank for quite some time

fuck off autistic taig threadsplitter

mong

gonna call the jannies on this one

Going to cancel my gym membership because I can just get paid to move kegs and casks around all day instead

being a global power caused our cities to be filled with niggers and pakis, fuck that i'd rather be an irrelevant country on the sidelines

goddamn
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How does one acquire a gf?

brexit is about resigning our role as a power and kicking back a comfy nation like norway or australia

What choons did they make you sing in choral lads?
These are the ones I remember:
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I wouldn't fight for this country in a war. Simple as. Value my life more than Ivalue imaginary lines and flags

talk to women

eastern european hooker vibe to her

Like Sweden?

I've never seen a Swiss or Norwegian person upset about not being an influential global powerhouse

*farts*

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/cum/ and /dixie/ are full of redditors

I am drowning.

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Just fucking ask. Girls are mostly autistic spastics.

Is this a joke? 18th and 19th Century political history is literally littered with massive projects, the fostering of whole industries, rebuilding of education, cities, the law. Even in the 20th Century, when things were clearly starting to rot we created the entire welfare state. We've just lost the sort of fire we used to have back then, a sort of demented will to go out make something better of the world.

Why dont people like you just move to thailand?

Itd be almost nice to have 0 prospects because then I would just get up and leave everything behind

I have a loser fuck mate that could never hold a job in his life and he just got up and moved to thailand (illegally) and now just bartends and got a manager job at a hostel and looks like he loves his life

Lindsey

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i'd pay for her

Obviously it will, they've got another 40 or so years of life left.

Voting should be restricted for people between the ages of 30 (anything younger are too naive and retarded to be informed) and 60 (anything older is not really partaking in society anymore)

> imaginary lines and flags
booooooooooo
*throws tomatoes at you*

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you'll be sure to fit in then

Well, lads. Who's having tomorrow off? The case of "british snow havoc" is upon us and we can use it as an excuse.

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Don't ever link my posts to a transexual paki ever again you horrible cretinous bucktoothed gimp

nick clegg works at facebook

How?
What do I say?

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pricing up the cost of my bug out bag to see if i can gather it all by april

not really
there's always big projects going on

how did they make this shit

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crest

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Hope we get a Mussolini

that's SIR Nick Clegg

Hello is a good start

Hasn't here, they're desperate for apprentices

Not surprised, he excelled at selling empty words and false promises to a young audience.

anything
just don't be autistic
it's easy

I work from thursday to saturday

The Facebook political arm like Google has innit big lobbying powers

The Anglicisation of Scotland, Wales and Ireland was a good thing

In a foul mood. Going to have a wank and go to bed.
ugh

And people back then probably moaned that nothing really interesting never happened too.

if you make a post specifying which gf you would like with the ceremonial preceding of 'tfw no' and repeating digits then she will come to you. Your odds of repeating digits improve if you post a wojak or pic of your desired gf

Example:
>tfw no busty blonde gf

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snow better start after royal mail closes

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Right. We should put our futures into the hands of the boomers. That always turns out well.

such as

>ugh
go wash your vagina while you're at it

sick burn

why do brits always post yanks?

>Nyannyan cosplay hit or miss guess they never miss huh- tiktok
>11,817,026 views

Gamers deserve death

>Mussolini
>not a Franco or Salazar

don't care

Got to question the values of people that would work there tbqh

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like ughhhhhhhhhhh i cant even

fa cup draw on the one show in a min

Hate Matt Baker

do you lads have a pornfu?

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blog on

shut the fudge up

It has an oddly hypnotic quality, you can't deny that

And after that?
How?
Whenever i talk to a girl i can't help being autistic.

egyptians were the chinese of their day. super centralized state based on controlling the nile and irrigation. no other state at the time had that level of control over its citizens. with absolute control over a large population and a lot of wealth due to the fertility of the niledelta they could do anything.

Imagine if Bono called her "an abhorrent nigger".

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You can hire her for about 1500 quid and have her suck your arsehole
Get a grip you virginoid runt gimp cunt, turn off your computer and go outside

fax though

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