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What's the best English football team that's at least 80% British?

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pollution heating the air up

getting in to bed
don't post any gimmicks until I'm ready

What, you think London is going to start being white just because it's winter?

why aren't we getting any snow?
one of the most boring winters I've dealt with yet

Burnley

People love to bring up the past

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Under 16s team my sister plays for.

Webm of the robot jumping about was pretty terrifying tb.h

damn that's crazy.. have you ever done DMT?

>only spastics complaining about the new are schizoleaf and spastic yank and some paki cunts who shouldnt even be posting in /brit/

crease

burnley has about as high of a british/irish contingent as you can find in the top couple leagues

>spastic
west brit

Upload pics to confirm

night toil in 2 hours and I'm fucking tired already

are you a shut in spastic is a widely used word throughout ireland you fucking spatic

Live in the white bits. No snow for me.

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Dangerously noncy post this.

The entire English language is wildly used throughout Ireland.

REMINDER

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thread splitting fucking retard mick cunt
>gotta go fast gotta use MY thread
toddler

TV Show idea:
Middle class version of Only Fools and Horses

Anyone got a name recommendation?

stop posting in /brit/

only wogs and deanos

take your meds rorke boy

Yeah that's gonna happen

Business idea: Make another Wallace and Gromit.

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look at her

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child

emmett you are one seriously deranged pathetic loser do you not realise how useless you are

Is he right?

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holding off wanking today untill shipwrecked hyped for all the bikioni bodies

Just want a qt gf
That's not to much to ask for right?

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Tiny slugs above her eyes

Name still works as Del and Rodders in modern England would be middle class larpers

Take your fucking pills tismo you little virginous rat prick

taking my meds (I have a cold)

yes and it will be me, can't wait

They had that: The Green Green Grass

who? who are these little characters youve invented in your head who torment you? remember the snorkles emmett

she shaved half her eyebrows off for it

I reckon yeah. Eventually it would get weird to keep inviting you places when you're the only one there without a partner. You might get a once a year "boys night out" but eventually you'll stop being invited too because you've got so little in common.

You'll be miserable so desperate to prove to your married friends that single life is better and they'll begin to resent you for it because they are actually miserable too.

There won't be any snow

2 WORLD WARS
1 WORLD CUP

Mummy set up a an appointment with a psychiatrist
Shes a white polish lady
Hopefully she gives me meds

>roasted up a guinea fowl, gravy, roast spuds and green beans for dinner
>Beer and True Detective now

Living that based life

REMEMBER D ASNORKLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You realize that's fake, right?

I'd break your neck boy

Fuck off

Fine line between witty banter and being a cunt

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have you ever seen a ghost lads

They'd be renting a flat that costs two grand and be selling something artisanal in a farmers market now. Running a stall selling chorizo rolls for six quid each in Borough or something.

>a greggs in Buenos Aires
>a weatherspoons in St. Petersburg
>a argos in Paris
I dare to dream lads

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Good snow is shit

just talk to women

Hope she ends up killing you and eating your corpse so you won't blight this general with your fucking inane and pointless blogging.

>go to the barber
>ask for a skinfade
>asks me high or low
>don't remember difference so I just say mid
>come out with a quintessential deano haircut
legit wanna die atm but it's alri because it will look normal in like a month

dave won’t like this one bit

DOO DA DOO DA

>going out with your mates with your mates SOs
lmao no that twat is delusional
you and your mates go out
and you and your SO go out
separation of church and state innit

>widely used throughout ireland
sounds like my willy

couldnt break fucking bread you limp wristed little gremlin

youtube.com/watch?v=tMLBb0UdDZA
they told you he was dead

Literally cannot speak to women lads
My face gets red as a tomato and my heart starts racing 100 miles an hour every time i try talking to a girl
I also get an erection if i look them in the eye
I stamer and stutter too
Don't think I'll ever have a gf

Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

why would you want crappy uk service industry places in foreign countries when those countries undoubtedly have better versions of what we'd offer?

nary a syllable

Take a walk you little wannabe.
I dare you to go read that thread in the archive and not shit your pants laughing.
You buy that guys LARP? You're so fucking stupid I could sell you a bridge.

What will you do when we exit the EU at 11:00pm on the 29th of March 2019?

Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.

tfw ED

the upcoming purchase

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>trapped in an underworld with other lonely broken people
Ah yes /brit/

How much should I give him?

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>larp
Pathetic video game playing virgin

Urban heat islands

Bermondsey is some place aint it, football violence on the streets and families shouting ‘come on millwall’ from their flats
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pseuds don't deserve a penny

No idea who this is.

Me?
Im white

That's someone's daughter and someone's future wife.

you just need practice

I'll be drinking actual champagne and laughing like a drain as I watch England descend into chaos.

how is it possible to be this pretentious?

To claim we "won" WWII is stupefying ignorance. We lost everything.
The only people who would claim such a thing are the docile working class rabble who don't know anything anyway

Can't say HMP might be here

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God forbid I use the words you clowns throw around every day incessantly in a proper context.

The pollution will melt the snow before it settles

Nae prans ih day

in the shelter

get angry at the EU for not letting us leave at midnight