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Brady edition

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rams will win

Tom Brady more like dumb Brady lmaooooooooo

i'm going to do the no fap thing again
i hate the first week because you go through a gay phase and i don't wanna do gay stuff because aids scares me

is there a superbowl tonight?

really dont want to go to class buds

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Never watched the big sportball.

then dont do it catfag

All mine were canceled due to snow and cruelly cold weather.

another productive work day of doing literally nothing

no
no this sunday tom brady goes to his 9th and 3rd consecutive superb owl

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mine should be

excuse me
how much money are you paying per semester and you want to just burn that money?
jerk

how do you scramble eggs such that the yellow bits are still liquidy

Some years ago I watched a superbowl. I looked very interesting, very strategic, alomst like a RL chess. But I really haven't got any clue what the rules are. It seems to be a great team sport tho

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literally just don't cook it until it's dry

>flight to milan for ONLY 404 SEK (return flight included)
is it worth it?

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too bad no one will hold them up to any good standard since they got to the SB by cheating.

roasty getting toasty

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based. Illinois is a comfy state

you literally have to sit there for 1h and then you leave

try working a 9-5

gaytriots cope

yes, trips abroad are almost always worth it.

probably not for a freaklord like you

>implying

nah fuck em too

Been doing a cost of living comparison between the UK and the US lads. Seems like you folk earn shitloads more, and yet your houses are way cheaper and nicer (if you ignore the terrible build quality). How come you're not all absolute bloody minted? Poor financial management?

KEK

t. woman

agreed

Foot ball fucking sucks ass

>fk asian gf cucks him
>he starts watching videos of asian girls crying
LOL

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Property values here are sky high unless you move to the suburbs and honestly I'd rather not.

Not him, but my tuition is free.

Everyone is out to nickel and dime you in this country.

I'm not watching the super bowl

When's the super bowl?

Where my /toocoldtogoout/ Bros at?

Hello from Wisconsin.

Where? It only seems bad in inner city NY and in California desu, and even then it's not any worse than London is here. Your salaries are double or even triple ours for professional jobs

almost didn't go out because it's like 45 degrees

Looks like she's recovered. She reminds me of my sister for some reason. Must be the hair

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Spoke to a girl today in my English composition class
I asked her a question about the assignment and she answered me
Think im going to sit somewhere else next class

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gamers rise up

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fem ale

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why, ask her more questions

it may be difficult

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>Where? It only seems bad in inner city NY and in California
Most major cities are becoming increasingly expensive as kids from NYC and LA buy real estate with their parents' money to turn into short-term rentals and artist lofts.

I live in New Orleans and while it's still pretty cheap to live here that won't be the case in 10yrs.

>Your salaries are double or even triple ours for professional jobs.

I mean, maybe? But it also depends on location. I make $49,000 /y living here and I'm pretty damn comfortable (I'm an anthropological investigator). My rent is $1330, split between two people. Not bad at all.

I can earn about $68k doing the same thing, even same tier, in the bay area. Yet that's not going to be enough to afford any sort of housing over there.

It's 71 degrees in Irvine. There's going to be a week of rain at the beginning of Thursday so I'm looking forward to that, it makes my room look depressing with the grey light coming in.

>anthropological investigator

What does that actually entail? What sort of organisation do you work for, what do you have to do on a day-to-day basis, etc?

> I make $49,000 /y living here...My rent is $1330, split between two people

That sounds pretty good desu, should give you lots of money to spend/save if you like. Was it hard to get your job? Many qualifications required?

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It's cold

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Based

It's -10C today, -20C tomorrow. I did know a guy that would exclusively wear gym shorts even in winter though and he did have no friends.
Michigan. Reminder the UP is ours and thanks for the cheese.

please do. for my sake.

>and he did have no friends.

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>C
might as well kill your self, commie

ok I'm at wal mard
what junk food do I get
must be sugary in some way

I'm a chemist. All smart people know both units fren.

you guys ever been the little spoon to a short big tiddy gf?

some pastries
donuts, brownies, cake, etc. don't waste time with shit candy for kids

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fucking kill yourself

ya

based, doing this one

Starting to think this Swedish flag has some kind of split personality disorder.

>what junk food do I get
twizzlers

Americans are racist

Damn, staying at home all day makes me feel guilty now.

haha okay femoid whatever you say

I go to prisons around the state and write reports on the conditions within. I work for a non-profit law firm. They use some of this data as part of their legal dockets. I also meet up with some inmates to make sure they're getting proper medical treatment and make sure that the prison follows protocol.

Two of the colleges here partially fund us; a lot of this research is collected by them for educational purposes.

My job is niche as we're mainly hired by think tanks and lib arts colleges. It used to be that we'd go to prisons and talk to inmates in more detail about their conditions but paralegals/legal investigators have slowly taken over that role since it's very easy to integrate into their workload.

I have a master's in anthropology. It wasn't hard to get my job because I wanted to work in prison reform and based all of my college life around it. You really don't need to do this, however. You can get a 2yr paralegal certificate and work your way up different non-profits. I wanted the masters because I want to teach one day.

And yes I'm p comfy so far.

they suck...

underrated candy

you eat licorice for fun

nothing.

only haribo konfekt
licorice is for big gays

I like hemp better than weed now

how do you feel about the mass of people doing manual labor for 15/hour

Going to visit a Costco in Taiwan...gonna see what all the fuzz is about...

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But, if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you'll never change

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what do you think

It’s super gay. People talk about it like they’re going to an amusement park. Consumerism at its worst imo

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making tendies and freedom fries

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finna boutta eat some burgs

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stop posting cringy reddit memes ale

Based.

you have more money than them and they work harder

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Can't decide on whether to buy the 1st pressing of LA Woman or Waiting for The Sun.

the incel rage

let me think about it

mmm ño

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Yee haw, git 'er done. That's what I'm sayin' right there.

nice b8

LA Woman because it's a better album

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