Culture Pals - /cp/

>fat "girl" calls me cute
Who does she think she is?

>Who does "she" think she is?

I’d put that faggot in my mouth

Guys, why is Macchi such a cuck?

I would also like to know

based

t. Macchi

I have to say, the French are niggers

If you reject "her" that will be the last time you’ll get called cute unless your mother still calls you cute

Get nudes

Fine

WRONG. Faggots call me cute all the time too

Come to think of it, I've never met a good person from interpals

Really not sure, even his gf thinks he's an autist though

God I need to whiff this frog's ass fumes

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I have

NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU MAC CHI

BASED

Why is that Macchi person a cuck? What did he do? Why is he a meme?

Let's his French gf sleep around while he spends all his money on model planes

Oh and he doesn't even lift

dubs of truth
Yikes!

His French qt gave some guy a blowjob right in front of him once and he just pretended not to see

Wew!

>Wew!
t. macchi

what?

It’s a meme

Based on truth?

Nice try Macchi but we all know it's true

No it's not, you literally don't lift

I was in the cockpit with my co pilot from Germany I met on InterPals who I had been with for over a year now (we were working at the same airport) and he was playing farm simulator 2002 with this stewardess. I was pretty bored and just sitting down, she made a bet that if he lost against her he would have to fly the rest of the journey alone

Next thing he loses (because he isn't ordnung) and ends up literally taking the steering wheel for everyone to see. Then the stewardess, presumably to try her luck, bet him that if he lost against he would have to fly quickly downwards. My co pilot turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought he was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then he loses again, and this bitch says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my co pilot responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a pilot of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds he's literally shooting downwards, panting, crashing this plane. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I left the cabin and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear her saying "OH FUCK A MOUNTAIN" and I bang on the door, scream his name while he says nothing, then screaming in terror as I await death.

Fuck InterPals. Fuck flying. Fuck life. I'm out.

no

JUST TELL ME IF HE WAS REALLY KEKED OR NOT AND HOW I LOVE THIS STORIES I FAP TO THEM FUCK

I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

My interest dropped to 0,I though we would have had a good story but this was shit.

Gookanon dabbing on roasties is the only thing interesting about these threads.

He got cucked by an Italian girl for real. Calm down, Randy

can confirm

How,tell me the story for real

are you randy

Who the fuck is randy,that's not even a portuguese name,

Yes it is

>not recognizing that pasta
Sad

Ok guys,similar thing happened to me but irl.
I was in 8th grade and I liked this girl in class and we used to flirt like blinking one of our eyes to each other as a sign that we aknowledge each other and so nobody would know we ''dated''(that highschool kid dating) then we go to a friend's birthday party and we get in a group where we did alot of games like hide n seek the truth or dare and the dark room where you could do whatever you wanted until somebody push the light switch again.So in the dark room game after the 5th or 6th turn I notice my ''girl'' is close to a guy before the light goes off so I planned to go next to her,take my dick out,pull her pants down and smack it in her butt(we were in our pyjamas since we were gonna sleep there.So what happens is that I did that and she kinda let out a ''wtf'' out loud but nobody knew what it was and she kept her silence so I was pretty confident that the next turn I would do something worse(my biggest problem at the time was hiding my boner).Next turn comes and this time I grope one of the girls in the room(literally put my hand in her boob) this girl however was pretty disturbed and told us to stop the game(the objective of the game is to do the most lewd stuff as possible but ofc stuff like that are not really planned,

Next game is the ''you have to go to the bathroom and stay there with someone for 1 minute''

I'll be short here, my ''girl'' went with a guy and when I put my ear in the door I heard her moaning quietly.I get absolute red face and my guts look like they drop,I start trembling and just go back and wait for them to get out.
The guy didn't know that we were ''dating'' so a few weeks later when we were in another party he tells us he put his dick in has ass and went to town with her.
That shit still haunts me till today

Yes we koreans love blondes.
do you like french blonde girls?

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Wew

This is her. cucking her french bf
gfycat /IllinformedHarmfulIcelandichorse

>I think you are different from other french girls
smooth
Just can't get over the fact how this site fills in this niche market of girls wanting to get riced

Do you give her nudes too?

Gladly : ^ )

She says that she swallows sperm, and will do anything I ask if I come visit her. You gotta love french girls.

Also this is the faggot who is being cucked now. He seems to be autistic though. I dont know how he ever got a a hot french girl like her.

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nah I don't. I don't want nudes of me on internet. I am not an idiot.

wtf did I just read.....

Weird.I really don't understand her,maybe she feels safe because you're on the other part of the world and she thinks she can't be exposed.

>gfycat /IllinformedHarmfulIcelandichorse
>those tits
French girls seriously have the best tits

Why would she send you a photo of him? Fuck girls.

Because she wrote on her profile.

>No perverts
>I have a boyfriend that I love ^^

3 days later, here are my boobs and you can see my asshole. Also I love to swallow sperm. Let us meet each other ^^

western girls can be so evil

Are you going to visit her? Are you going to make her tongue your anus like the Turkish milf?

for now I just want her to do humiliating videos. But her english is so fucking horrible. She can't understand what I want.

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Cringe

Do the scripts still work? Havent used this shit in ages

Based
DJ Serb?? Are you back?

I could be anything for you senpai~

Absolutely based

Redpill me on tandem

Uhhh

Did you fugg your Slovenian whore?

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I'm not
and first time in this thread.

Ill base my dick in your ass if you dont tell me if the fucking script works

>touching mountain jews
ew

but, DJ Serb got his Slovenian qt to deep throat her mom’s unwashed dildo

You never mentioned he touched her so my point still stands

I don't think any of the scripts work anymore.

What's wrong with Slovenians?

A friend of mine is no longer on interpals

Why

I lost .4 lbs today

Redpill me on randy

What’re peak IP hours for euro qts?

/LeilaLI
I asked why she has a photo of her in a bra and she blocks me. I don't get it

Has never once even talked to a girl but for some reason still browses here. Also he likes ships.

Hes a BVLL
Like 2pm EST

>remembering that time I actually had a dream about Randy

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My acquaintances are many, my friends few; those who really know me, fewer still.

Post dream

I've posted it before but basically
>taking chemistry final at home
>panic because I have no idea what the questions are asking
>open /cp/
>Randy is online and he explains the answers to me complete with images explaining the molecular orbital interactions
I bet the real Randy doesn't even know what a molecular orbital is

No I don't
*dabs*

Based

Useless Jow Forums loser in real life

she posted here and her username is no longer found

The Hungarian? Yeah, I gf'd her. Sorry :/

No it was another, same country as me
>Flag

There was an American grill?