Unironically learned a different accent/history of a country

>unironically learned a different accent/history of a country
>say I'm from there so nobody knows I'm American and people don't automatically hate me
>natives believe me, girls say my accent is hot
PHEW!

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Why do Americans like to portray themselves as "victims" who are hated for their nationality?

Beware amerifat, we can spot fake canadians.
How do you call "Moose" in French?

i will not reveal the area I chose, silly. im also NOT fat. I'd be found out if I was.

>unironically learned a different accent/history of a country
>say I'm from there so nobody knows I'm American and people don't automatically hate me
>natives believe me, girls say my accent is hot

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I had to do this on discord in an American chat I pretend to be from Germany because they're always making jokes about mexicans

Just up your bants pedro.

>be chicano
>just say im mexican when im in europe
>im more well received than if i said im american
>join in anti-american banter
>even fucked a girl from finland because she hated the US so much after working in brussels

it's ok you're not american anyway,

most Canadians don't know that, ask them various french terms found on road signs instead

I do the same, except I tend to ask a girl "Where do you think I'm from?"

When I was in Barcelona a Norwegian girl said I looked like a local. So I went along with it. We fucked that night in her hostel and then traveled to San Sebastian together. I told her I'd never been there and she was happy to go on an 'adventure'

We ended up getting lost walking around that mountain between the 2 beaches. Got a blowjob at a park around there. Europeans have it so fucking easy. A girl here doesn't even look at me. Not even a fat nigress, they all think they can pull Brad Pitt or deserve more.

>being so autistic that you quiz people to reveal their actual nationality
Also implies theres a difference between Americans and Canadians

Im pretty sure she must have been completely retarded to confused a spanish (barcelona) accent with an american. This is not believable in the slightest

Is this your first time on Jow Forums It's a constant stream

I would join the bants if I knew that those guys were only joking, but most of the time those jokes seems like personal attacks to few mex users in there

yeah this "banter" gets aggressive very fast.
I also got attacked by scrawny (and often literally gay) anglo retards for being Greek when I tried voice chatting them.

Polish students will fanboy over you if you are a native English speaker

I’ve been doing this for more than a year and I still haven’t been exposed. Americans are dumb as fuck

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every nationality is hated on Jow Forums
Are you an idiot?

>Americans are dumb as fuck
I pretended to be an Iraqi in an online game on the election day after the war and said I didn't want to go vote and this triggered many burgers for some reason, they got legit mad at me

I trigger people all the time by saying Assad did nothing wrong

What accent did you learn and how did you learn it well enough to fool others?

if i was to do this, what would be the sexiest accent to choose

Cockney.
Its well known that euros, especially spaniards, will jump on anyone with a cockney accent

>haha build the wall we’re gonna deport you le trump funny xDDD
not even mexican but it’s just incredibly annoying at this point since it’s almost always the same joke
which doesn’t even make sense, how would a Mexican citizen living in Mexico be deported to Mexico?

What accent?

Maybe being chicano isn't that bad. Good on you friends

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Manchester

to be fair even i am not sure if a moose is an élan, or a renne
or a caribou
maybe even a wapiti