I LOVE Portugal

Reminder Norwegians are our only allies.

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They are in the same debnt as we. So fuck portugal.

Actually they aren't and actually they are repaying them faster than they are supposed to.

gives us a hug

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Aye and unemployment is down, but shit is still tough here.

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No they are not.

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t.Manuel Moura de Al-meida.

Too modest, Portugal deserves more representation.
Also my last name is based off of a northern Portoguese coastal town, proper based people even by my ancestors reckon.

Portugal are our greatest ally and we love them unendingly.

>uh uh uh uh banana for the monkey

more like poorfrugal

t.Al-berto Garshia de la moura;

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OwO

Do you know that you have been allied with fascists and racists don´t you? iberians may fake they like multiculturalism but they hate it.

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t. paddie on vacations here

They were the cool kind of fascist that doesn't invade everyone and ruin Europe yet again, that's ok in my book.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_and_French_declaration_of_war_on_Germany

shut up macaco, treat your master with respect burro do caralho

Me?
I'm Galician, therefore Portuguese.

>yes, i love portugal, how did you know

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This is now a portuguese fado thread, where we will all sing together and cry like faggots while we listen the ocean and epic melancholy poems of portuguese history and fate

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Based and bluepilled

No

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BACALHAU

Those waves, that's Fragata Corte Real rigth? of the portuguese navy.

noice, make me remember some of our folk songs

Yeswegian
What is it called ;3

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Damn I really hope Portugal loves its motherland.

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I hate Denmark, enemies of the Norwegian man.
Love Portugal though, simple as.

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Certainly not.

Based and actual unironic portuguese names

Yeah

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yes makes sense. arabs usually hate us for the obvious reasons.

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Give back Galicia spic

Sw*den btfo

We are sisters from another mother

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t.Ongbongo Guarani da Niggo

I wish.

I love Portugal because they gave us febras de porco.

This is like us but with faroese guys. What's the deal with ex-colony rage?

Are Portuguese girls cute? Are they high maintenance?

Imagine if you were born on a country where you're X% portuguese and speak portuguese with a retarded accent and you hate your country and yourself for not being 100% portuguese

Brazillians do this to make themselves feel better with being mongrels

Brazilians were raped and ensalved by us for hundreds of years, they are still seething, they have to speak our language, they were cucked by us beyond belief, and if it weren't for a portuguese they would be still locked in cages and picking up cotton

Failed, my names is latin and my surname is italian. Try harder, João Maria Mourinho

Yes but with waxable moustaches and only emotionally.

But you are still a nigger, Pedrinho Negroni

You were raped and enslaved by arabs longer tho

I think it's something similiar to the faroese. They hate us "for being danish" but ironically, they're a part of the kingdom of denmark themselves? There was a complete shitfest in the skandi thread earlier between some faroese guy and a couple of Norwegians. I see this a lot with Latams + Spainiards and Brits + Americans too

Any girl is high maintenance,portuguese girl's problems is not on maintaining them,it's getting them in the first place.If you get a portuguese girl it means she really likes you.It's pretty hard to get one but once you get,it's up to you to break the relationship,they stick like glue to you.I know this because I had a portuguese and a polish girlfriend and one was easy to get but we fell out and the portuguese one was a hard battle but once I got her I was the one to break the relationship since she eventually bored me

The grown ups are speaking, go play in the mud

You were raped and enslaved by us, the difference is we fucked niggers and natives to create you, the ultimate mutt

Yeah. "mud" lol

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Yes, but they don't love me.

>portuguese girl's problems is not on maintaining them,it's getting them in the first place
This. I love Portuguese girls but they all seem to suffer from Princess syndrome.

Nice gray pile of shit you got there negrinio

Even my irrelevant district in northern portugal is more developed than that hellhole

Disgustingly ugly
Zikas should have never be in charge of building cities

nah, it's completely different, we have no relation with brazil besides language,due our colonization there, they are an independent country for centuries, and the faroese are european too, while brazilians(the majority) hate us because they are mutts, with indian blood or from the slaves.

I don't think it's princess syndrome,honestly not trying to be smug or something but portuguese men are pretty much handsome looking on average and sport similar hairstyles and etc so they kinda wait a little for a the right partner,in the USA there is a huge diversity of looks

I genuinely didn't understand that you were trying to show this off as something to be proud of. I thought it was a joke or something.

Yes, greatest ally all right

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WOMEN ARE SHEIT MGTOW

JK, just get a asian girl like everyone else

You were also raped and enslaved by someone else, longer than us.
You are not a special snowflake, José Moura
You were firstly raped and destroyed by the romans too. Celtiberians were nigger tier.

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nog, don´t be envy, that's ugly and shows your inf complex. what are you even doing here?

Is this garbage supposed to prove otherwise? lmao fucking third worlders

Hell yeah!

Isn't grunting an official language in Brazil?

That city alone is bigger tand more urbanised than your country.

>and at the end of the day

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CALA A BOCA QUE O ESTRANGEIRO É FORTE.

>shitty urbanization
>Good

Are you still in the 20's? LMAO

thats because you were alse raped by germans sometime

Why are you so mad Indio, your natives were literal below niggers, you should thanks us for enriching you
Brazilians are roothless slaves, never forget nobody cares about you

Let's keep this thread civilized go back to >>>>br

Germano-suebi galician bvlls das rite.

Sabes muito bem que os Ingleses cuckearam vocês pra caralho.

Sao Preto is literally less developed than my irrelevant district go seethe somewhere else, negrinio pardini, you aren't welcome here

baseadinho se se me permite dicilo

Eles cuckearam todos,sua puta otária do caralho.

Comemos ambos o cu do Brasil, agora volta para >>>>>>>>>br

No, any of those had an real impact on iberians, we are what we always have been, celt-iberians, indo-europeans, lusitanians

>»Phylogeographic analyses show that the haplogroup composition of the ancient Iberians was very similar to that found in modern Iberian Peninsula populations, suggesting a long-term genetic continuity since pre-Roman times.« (...)
Sampietro

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No, it isnt. No city in moortugal has a skyline like this
all you have is old medieval buildings built by arabs

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GRACIAS MI AMIGO, ERES ROJOPILLADO

>Why are you so mad Indio, your natives were literal below niggers, you should thanks us for enriching you
>Brazilians are roothless slaves, never forget nobody cares about you
>Let's keep this thread civilized go back to >>>>br

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por favor non me fales en castil*ano lingua de subhumáns

>Best friend of the eternal Anglo since 1373.
I can't say i do.

Don´t answer to the mutt third worlders. Let them be envy. Also redpill evrybody you know about these people and vote extreme right.

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I'm sorry but trying to use their cool ruins against them is retarded. It's one of the things that make Portugal cooler. Nice America rip off city btw, Brazil has always tried to replicate America. Does "The United States of Brazil" ring a bell?

>He thinks anyone cares about a irrelevant third world mongrel country LARPing as European that cucks out to superior countries while thinking its totally a relationship of equals
You have special snowflake complex. The ONLY reason all these other countries even talk about you is because OUR influence. Without that, all they would know about Portugal is football, summer vacations and low-skill immigrants. Can the average European name a single Portuguese that isn't a football player? I thought so.

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Also, your president is a street shitter

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>>He thinks anyone cares about a irrelevant third world mongrel country LARPing as European that cucks out to superior countries while thinking its totally a relationship of equals
You just described Brazil hahahaha

>He thinks anyone cares about a irrelevant third world mongrel country LARPing as European
Nice way to describe Brazil