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caras so washed up its funny

don't understand how it's possible to sleep for 9 hours then manage to go back to sleep for another 5

Wow matey that's real freakin penguin.

wow, they're all blonde!

ooff

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corr thats a big willy

underwater search for sala

La penguina loca m80

why's this lad got his toenails painted?

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love love love when comedy breaks taboos about mental health
youtube.com/watch?v=ugbxd-yYq4E

samefag
you post these same pictures all the time as well

did the celebrity talk about depression? wtf I'm happy now

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could see her dating a guy

Another
Level
Of
Penguin

just the middle's me and i made the image myself

The British countryside is the best place on planet earth

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I get it shes brave, strong and it took a lot of spirit to become the first transgender model to feature on a major catwalk but 2bh there are much better looking trannies out there than Cara

shame about all the hedges tho

original unedited image uncovered

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There's plenty of places without hedges

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really didn't need to see that

Fuck me courtney Barnett has more bollocks than most blokes in rock music these days

youtu.be/dGFpOQsmRf8?t=754

why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?

yoooooorkshire

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Lad don't post this, last time I posted bestiality for banter I got banned for a month because it's against US law apparently

mental how all this used to be forest

Reckon hedges and fields are quite aesthetic from above. Makes it feel comfier.

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its against the law in most countries

Me in the background.

is this the famous milton keynes i've heard so much about

good lad x

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did a big think

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dead thread

I think about that a lot when I'm walking the dogs. How it all used to just be treees for miles and miles and I wonder what those trees saw, how often a human even set foot in those places when it was just forest. Bet it was incredibly quiet and lonely. There's still big patches of forest which are nice to wander in but it's not the same.

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>look harry, it's your nan

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youtube.com/watch?v=T2sO8gK2IKk

PENG PENG PENG

nah her name's sharon

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Can't wait for Kate and Meghan to start tearing each other apart live.

state of that nose job

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sue

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Was I in a coma.

Morrissey

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show some respect to our brave princess

catholics are so bent

the only brave princess for me

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yeah haha they're soooooo fucking dumb but not us protestants innit we've got everything right

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...

Sicilian pride worldwide

Why does it predict welfare spending collapsing?

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they're all virgins

Yes I am a scouser, what are you gonna do about it?

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unironically have similar features to cara
light hair with dark eyebrows
upturned nose
prominent upper lip
chin/jawline which can be either recessed or very defined depending on angle

howe'er do not have blue eyes

Well, you woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one
She said, you're one in a million, you've got to burn to shine
But you were born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes
And you woke up this morning
All that love had gone
Your papa never told you about right and wrong
But you're looking good, baby
I believe you're feeling fine (shame about it)
Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes
Because you woke up this morning
Got a blue moon in your eyes
Woke up this morning
You got a blue moon in your eyes
Well, you woke up this morning
The world turned upside down
Lord above, thing's ain't been the same since Howlin' Wolf walked into your town
But you're one in a million, you've got that shotgun shine
Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes
You woke up this morning
You got a blue moon in your eyes
Woke up this morning
You got a blue moon in your eyes

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lutheran one is a chad virgin before the age of 24 when he gets married

slash your face

just read the through the ex's hand made valentines card from last year and had a little cry haha

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT DAT PENGDON BLUD

is this the real suelad?

youtube.com/watch?v=ve68mGiR_cU

>20 year old student dies after eating 5 day old pasta

Why are you arrogant fuckers so fucking scruffy

that lad is unironically my mate's cousin and deserved it

chill out

No WASP has ever been a chad

y e

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what you doing in tokyo? getting another £3000 hug?

he had a knife himself

> After becoming violently ill, he went to bed to try and sleep the sickness off, only to be found dead in bed the next morning by his devastated parents.
>An autopsy later revealed he'd died suddenly from food poisoning caused by a bacteria called bacillus cereus.
>According to the Food Standards Authority, bacillus cereus is a spore forming bacteria that produces toxins, causing cause vomiting and diarrhoea.
What a retard

Italian chads mog virgin incel wasp boys

don't know why yanks go on about catholics so much, I'm catholic and nobody in the UK ever gave me shit for it

'Knock Knock' came the knock on Ellies door.

'Just one minute' she screamed, as she close the Skrtelpower vocaroo folder on her laptop and shut the lid. Who is it, she asked softly.

'Its Your boy Skrtelpower' came the reply in a thick cockney accent.

'Ooh' I see' Purrsed Ellie.
Ellie opened the door, and stood amazed at the sight of Skrtels mighty and muscular stomach rippling through the doorway, the microphone on his ear flapping in the breeze.

'I'VE COM FOR YOU YOU MUGGY CUNT' screamed Skrtel. 'Oooh' replied Ellie softly, I bet you have.'

Ellie slowly pulled down her Chicharito panties to reveal her dripping and saggy vagina, hanging like a Welsh football manager. 'I want you inside me, I want you to fill me up'

'I'll probably need a cement mixer then bruv' replied Skrtel, using the ry wit he had become famous for. Ellie giggled, her laugh fulled by the sexual anticipation only Skrtel Powers booming voice could bring.

on a sojourn
that meme refers to a different poster and redditflagger

The other day I stayed up all night to fix my sleeping pattern and I managed to make it to the next night without sleeping and went to bed at 11pm and set my alarm for 8am. When it came to the morning I woke up and just thought to myself what is the fucking point of being awake and went back to sleep and woke up at 1pm. State of my life, need to find a cause.

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>t. milwall

Anti catholicism in America goes back to the founding of the country
Its probably the only acceptable form of discrimination allowed today

>Essex
>Cockney

>Anti catholicism in America goes back to the founding of the country
>Its probably the only acceptable form of discrimination allowed today

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there's literally pictures of the blade in his hand
do your research

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so peng

My sister ate all the shfooyadell

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playing ck2 (agot)