/cum/ -- Canada+US+Mexico

bernie 2020 edition

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most people who are into carrying and have CCWs carry at all times

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i dont use tinder because it is biased towards femoids.
it's systemic gynocratic opression.

har du en forsentröja? det har nämligen jag!

Dating in general is kinda bias to femoid afaict. Except for single moms who get the short end of the stick

I sure hope you racist shitlords aren't voting for bernie this year. It's time for a female president!

I want to titfuck AOC and then motorboat her fat spic juggulars after i cum'd on them so it makes a funny wet sound

F E M O I D

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who here /eatingthairightnow/

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Republicans run on nationalism/populism but govern like Jeb Bush

eating hair right now? da fuck

yeah but pic related is what you'll be

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I saw a pajeet for the first time in my life today.

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THAI

They are such ugly subhuman creatures

thoughts?

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Where do you live?

this pepe made me kek

Based Godfather music.

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starting on keto today lads

I can tell you are trying to use reverse psychology


Litterally making thai curry because I have a lot of curry paste to use up

kys if you have an anteater dick you loser

>SHE'S PREGNANT!

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femoid logic

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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gf reveal

how many girlfriends do i need before i'm based

NONE

No number of gfs can make you based. Only your character

I’m gonna die alone

*gives you 2 gfs*

same

I'm not watching any of that

I've never hung out with a girl before and I'm in my early twenties

2 it is

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So those 2 black women stole a person's bag? It doesn't seem to be theirs since mostly Asians use those kind things, I forgot what it was called.

shills are real
they hide well among anonymous posters but i bet half of all threads are paid shills here to build support for a politician or advertise products and crypto

I have hung out with girls hundreds of times but have never even kissed, and only been on 2 dates. I'm 19.

>I have hung out with girls hundreds of times

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There's No One Dies Alone groups where they send a volunteer to come and comfort you and chat etc. You don't have to die alone.

How do I get in on this? I'd love to be paid to post

Well if they're not running away from you, you probably just need to nut the fuck up and be proactive.

Disagree, hanging out with a guy doesn't mean you want to date him.

im alone, should i kms

hitler was a slavic turk jew

will you let me stay at your house if i go to mexiko? (no homo though)

Well sure but he makes it seem like he has multiple prospects. Better to try and be declined than not try.

no

I don't have multiple prospects, they have all just been friends. I'm ugly.

Of course not

Yeah from a certain perspective. But it does ruin whatever friendship is there (in my experience) if he cares about that kind of thing at all.

bit rude, i thought we where friends

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>YOU MAKIN' US PREGNANT
what did she mean by this

Were*

kind of wish i had more female friends but at the same time I dont want to have to start watching TV and movies just to have regular conversations with them

Black people are a ok with me

I'm a small child of ten ...with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters, who love one another.
A young girl of sixteen, with wings on her feet,
Dreaming that soon now a lover she'll meet.
A bride soon at twenty -- my heart gives a leap,
Remembering the vows that I promised to keep.
At twenty-five now, I have young of my own,
Who need me to guide and a secure happy home.
A woman of thirty, my young now grown fast,
Bound to each other with ties that should last.
At forty, my young sons have grown and are gone,
But my man's beside me to see I don't mourn.
At fifty once more, babies play round my knee,
Again we know children, my loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me, my husband is dead
I look at the future, I shudder with dread.
I'm now an old woman ...and nature is cruel;
Tis jest to make old age look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles, grace and vigor depart,
There is now a stone where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass a young girl still dwells,
And now and again my battered heart swells.
I remember the joys, I remember the pain,
And I'm loving and living life over again.
I think of the years ....all too few, gone too fast,
And accept the stark fact that nothing can last.

fuck off

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I don't think you need to watch TV or movies to make friends with women.

But I don't think cross-gender friendships tend to work. Sometimes in rare circumstances they do but usually not.

>I don't think you need to watch TV or movies to make friends with women.
retard

>I don't think you need to watch TV or movies to make friends with women.
so what are you going to talk about with them then?

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I wish I had a squad like I did back then during my first semester of college. There's something special about driving a car on the freeway with 3 of your best buddies while listening to rock music. Now everyone's busy with life.

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>feel suicidal
>masturbate
>no longer feel suicidal
???

don't do that again

pooop

this post reads as female

Grand total of all my cross-gender friendship where there was no romantic feelings on either end and we can enjoy each other company
-My friendship with my BASED lil bro
-The kinda-friendships like your bfs friends or your husbands friends/work buddies where you hang out with them like that

You can talk about life, work, what they are up to, what you are up to, whatever. Idk I don't watch TV or movies but I usually try to find stuff they are interested in and ask them about that.

then you didnt feel suicidal

>masturbate
fucking DISGUSTING, almost vomited

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>The kinda-friendships like your bfs friends or your husbands friends/work buddies where you hang out with them like that
Secondhand semi-friendships

here you go guys

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how many of those men did you fuck while your CÜCK """"""husband"""" watched?

>You can talk about life, work, what they are up to, what you are up to, whatever. Idk I don't watch TV or movies but I usually try to find stuff they are interested in and ask them about that.
most of my interests are hyper masculine so they don't like to talk about what i'm up to

was chris-chan our friend the whol time

no, that coupon wasn't made by him

just made this into a webm

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Do you want to?

Zero duh

>CÜCK """"""husband""""
Take it back right the FRICK now or consider this the last (you) you'll ever get.

Idk it depends on the woman doesn't it? She might still find it interesting to learn new things about what you are doing and vice versa.

oh, then frack him

rated 6/10

TITS OR GTFO
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brb finna purge

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Same but I don't really have time, I'm busy during the day and then at night I usually play vidya or watch TV with my mom.
I don't why so many normies have time for one.

If you have very specific interests and only those interests you'd have a hard time relating to most normie men too, not just women. But you can talk about yourself and other basic things. Having a broad range of interests or at least awareness will help you relate to more people in general though. Out of curiosity, what are your interests?

How do we keep Italians from voting buds?

Don't do it you'll mess up your smile.

/cum/ is a woman's general, deal with it

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smell-o-vision will be the greatest thing that ever happened to porn

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Need 2 build an army for this guy and get him back on his rightful throne

feels soooo good
i never smile so its okay

story of my life pink-hair girl......story of my life....

i was mostly being facetious, i have no issue having casual conversation with women generally, unless they're full blown normie bimbos
>Out of curiosity, what are your interests?
basically all the traditionally male hobbies you can think of

>watch TV with my mom
Well, technically you're hanging out with a woman so there you go. And instead of playing games normies are out socializing of course. The real question is where the hell they get the energy for all that.

Imagine being a girl lmao

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>women
bruh, look at this dude
>periods
OH NONONOONONO
>being weak
ouhouhohuh
>having a smaller brain then men
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

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would u have sex with a girl on her period?

me: yes

done it before, it's not that bad really