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everyone please report this for off topic posting

Never had a gf

the gf rate

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slam piggeh

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reminder that britain had a space program until the tories killed it
(the americans promised us cheaper launches if we just used their rockets, then once we scrapped our rockets told us they were only kidding and demanded full price)

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grew up in the rough streets of Kent

Is marriage necessary?

Remember Snog, Marry or Avoid, couldnt make that today

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reminder noone has ever been to the moon

nations don't have friends

Grew up on the mean streets of Kansas city

>britfeel radio
would rather stick my bollocks in the engine turbine of a 747

You can always rely on us :3

what about the clangers?

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>Average yank fight
>Walk up to eachother mouthing off
>pushing eachother
>putting their heads together
lad, the moment I even sussed you were a threat I'd spark you. None of that poofter shit.

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Aaaaaa cold

overweight mudshark

>thighs and ass which are disproportionally bigger than her upper half

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Single fire hydrant, multiple boxes
Hmmmmm...mmmmm

you okay there pajeet?

yanks are truly an evil

do most indians hate brits (dont lie or sugar coat it)

knew he'd get triggered. poor lad literally has an aneurysm every time someone says they could beat him up

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the american hardcase

And then do yo mama diss lines at each other

Have never had a girlfriend in my lifetime

Reckon Mikey would leave this mutt crumpled on the floor in tears ngl

grew up on the mean streets of Richmond

you role-playing as a country again pal

Nah, once he's down on the ground I'd do the riverdance on his head

done my first shit in a week. nearly passed out from the pain and i lost nearly 2 pounds of bodyweight

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i'm from florida and this guy is actually the type to seriously fuck you up but then go to jail for it like an idiot

wonder if emmett is related to emmett till

What meds do you take if you want to fix your concentration

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you could just run circles around A. Mutt and the obese fuck would run out of breath and collapse

Imagine being enough of an autistic freak to take the time to make this
Just Imagine

why does he talk like a black pastor

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Right yeah. He's a mouth piece who'd be all talk and up in your face. One, you hit him a wrap of your head and break his nose or two grab him by the two lugs and lock onto his nose with your mouth and just tear it off.

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No most are too entangled in their lives to be mad about it. My autism however feels unsettled seeing jewish Holocaust getting so much importance but ours even mention being banned

Adderall

cute
fact of the matter is every yank here is a soft as a baby's arse

the Anglo's fear of vegetables is something so culturally ingrained that simply presenting them with a bowl such as pic related causes him to recoil on instinct.

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neither happened

what does this post even mean

Which famous person in history who is idolized, was actually a horrible person?
, former Retired First-aid Officer (1972-1993)
· Upvoted by , Masters History, La Trobe University (1997)
I would choose a man who did the following:

Smashed sculptures which were symbolic of peoples’ religious beliefs.
Amassed his own army, and used it to raid trade caravans.
had a man tortured horribly - a fire was lit on his chest - to make him tell where his money was hidden, then when the man had been killed, “married” the man’s widow.
Plagiarised the work and knowledge of others, presenting it as revelations from his moon god via an alleged archangel.
Presided over the massacre of at least 600 people who wouldn’t accept his new religion. Took slaves.
At the age of 52, insisted on marrying a six-year old girl, using her for his sexual gratification at her father’s house, then finally having sex with her when she was nine, claiming that all had been approved by his moon god.
Dictated notes for a book which he could never edit or read, due to his illiteracy, demeaning women, incorporating plagiarised material from old Jewish texts and related Greek and Egyptian scientific discoveries, and calling for violence against those who worshiped a different god to his tribal one.
Advocated torture and butchering of people who opposed his new religion.
Dictated laws which ensured 1400 years of misogyny, and making rape almost impossible for a woman to prove, resulting in them being charged and punished for either adultery, or lewd behaviour, usually with whippings, which have often proved fatal for the rape victim.
Banned marriage between members of his religion with people of other beliefs without conversion.
Who was this man, who became revered- as the “best example of human behaviour”- by far more people than all the others combined?

Muhammad.

Alri lads am uploading the moni video now
will be ready in a couple minutes

god itd be funny how bad id whoop your ass

got voted bester fighter in my county

Trump love putin and russia so he bad
Maduro love putin and russia so he good

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WDTHTDWBC (what does this have to do with british culture)

He's probably trying to emulate one. Yanks are fucking obsessed with blacks.
Racist, nigger loving or anything in between...they're obsessed with blacks.
Its absolute loon shit.

'ate vegetables
didn't ate em meant i 'ate em simple as

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Yeah haha. Felt a heat energy entering me

based

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stop projecting em

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Feeling chosen by God

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If a girl asks for nudes does that mean she likes me or is it possible she still wants to just be friends.

>this coming from someone who talks about niggers every thread
howling

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love mash
love roasties
love jacket n cheese
love chips
hate veg

simple as

Too many larpers in /brit/

The Post-Zoomer generation will purge the world of wogs and Millwall

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screaming that people still push this russian puppet narrative when shit took a massive decline as soon as he was elected

It'll be funny when you're left with half a nose and the last thing you see is my trainer coming down to stamp on your head.

go to bed you autist. youre on here 24/7. do you work?

good album

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Love God and His son Jesus.
HATE the lying Devil Lucifer.
Simple as.

Translation pls

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>The perpetrators have not been identified, but this extremely disturbing video is likely to be investigated by police.

>be british
>go to jail for saying black cunt

Triggered.
If there was no semblance of truth to what I'm saying you wouldn't be responding at all.

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I've found a way to get a gf lads

>got voted bester fighter in my county
by all the other 5 or so wwe watching freaks insecure in their masculinity who organized the poll ya

fuck i just got banned from vimeo for trying to upload it
streamable limit is 10 minutes and this video is like 30, where should i post it

vegetables wtf how can you tell me thats healthy look at all that food colouring, would probably kill you if you eat too much

Mate I was just out for like 4 hours.
And I'm barely here as much as I used to be.
Relax.

ancient gimmick

millwall is a football team known for being the scummiest around

I SEE YOU WALKIN DOWN THE STREET
IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE WE MEET

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>ohhhh wowwww you made a vegan vegetable paella??...
*takes one bite*
>oh man i'm so full

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bradley walsh

we're responding because it's so clearly hypocritical lmao. if it were anything else you'd be ignored, as usual

bill maher wouldn't shut up about it on realtime

>unilad

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What shoes do you lads have?
>pair of comfortable old new balances, look like shit
>leather boots
>sandals
I really need to get another few pairs but I have no clue what to get

The Evropan Man is supposed to live on a diet of meat, pints and the blood of inferior peoples. That's why the Jews are so keen on shoving veggies down our throats, they want to poison us and disrupt our connection to Evropa.

lmao lmao
shut up you whiny little autist
fucking triggered

yes, you clearly are fucking triggered LMAO

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this is the guy hoping millwall granny gets arrested HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

our bodies are designed to eat nuts/seeds, wild fruits, and meat
not grass and leaves

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this is a grown man and father in england

hate this. Thats not even a fucking chant ffs.
Although the black cunt bit is tbf

King George VII will be known as "The Wogsbane"

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And tea leaves imported from China

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