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bad lad edition

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eastbound and down
loaded up and truckinnnn

Coldplay

whats your income source

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Bitbean staking

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mad how you actually only ever hear about missing kids if they're white

Paving and tarmacing driveways.

this was a fake image made by the 'muh white people food' africans on twitter

mad how only white kids go missing

Lmao look at this faggot Richard Spencer. Changed his profile picture to a cartoon that depicts himself with a smug smirking twat face. The Nazi prick has no self awareness

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the gyppo's brain is so atrophied he can't tell

Nah, happens all the time in ethnic neighborhoods you just don't hear about it because those areas are already rife with poverty and all sorts of heinous bullshit.
In Canada specifically we have a massive problem with Native women going missing. (though they're usually adults, not children)

damn what happened to that aryan aesthetic

Deleted my own post so I am not associated with that woeful post

>mad how only white kids go missing
>nah loads of native adults go missing in canada
dont care proxy nonce

seething little commie rat

As your mans says, I have brains to burn

i'm a hot and bothered astronaut
crashing while jacking off to buffering videos of asher roth eatin applesauce

probably wasn't talking about cuckada in /brit/ you absolute fucking retard

Mental people just disappear like thats not science bro must be aliens

Fact of the matter is its not "only white kids that go missing"
no matter where you are, unless you live in a 100% ethnically homogeneous place.
I bet abbos whack their kids all the time. Stupid, vile little antipodean gimp boy.

you actually defending that atrocious cartoon? It's embarrassing, why would anyone put that up as their profile picture?

>canadian banter after missing the reference and sperging

cry harder you literal fag

he didn't change it to that tho

Whats the reference?

think it was in reference to whichever mong said it before

maybe it's not updated for you yet

emmett must actually be sub 90 IQ

oh geeze really banging my head that i missed that gem

i made 2k after tax, making about 3k before tax/super/RDO accrual etc etc

i made 2.5k week prior

laying blocks on a ery large infrastructure project i do not believe in

i am a bricklayer by trade and only built houses until now even doing houses a good bricklayer should get around 300-350 a day

lol

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Would love to shag trashy yank women
I'm depressed I wasn't born a redneck

>the yank that always posts in lowercase
literally the worst recognizable poster

I know men from bosnia who could put down 8 packs of bricks in a few hours. They charge around 800 quid.

Is it weird I keep the only piece of physical evidence that a girl has loved me in a zip lock bag so that air cant damage it?

Edit: Dont care virgins just showcasing that I am lovable unlike some of you freaks

Ah yes, more existence toil

Yeah I'm not a fan of him either
Wonder what his endgame is

Riding my nuts, apparently.

that's ery impressive and good on them

i work with all irish english and scottish, the english are lazy, miserable, prone to complaining and dreading to move even a fraction more than the bare minimum pasty and pale, look like they're made of spare parts with odd sized ears etc

scottish are fine pretty chill

irish mixed bag by and large very good works and good tradesman exceptions to this tho

they that big?

>when a north american says yank

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emmutt doesn't understand why this is cringe

Yeah, the englishman is no good. Too lazy. Best fellas are the foreign fellas. Work until their back is broke.

Jannies are niggers
Fuck jannies

We say "Yank" here. Especially older folks.
I grew up with my dad saying shit like "bloody" "shite" and "Yank"
All the time. Daily. Part of my vocabulary. A yank saying shit like that is pure LARP though.

>We say "Yank" here.
no you dont fuck off

Yeah...we do....

What about the coloured people
Never see any coloured brickers around here

Niggers
A pestilence killing the planet

How do you become a brickie?

Yeah...nahh

*yanks my penis*

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What type of coloured people? Bosnians and albanians are brown lad. Do you mean blacks?

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Get out of your backwater fucking bruce village m8

Applying for a job and its asking me what ethnicity and gender I am, living in London I can see this easily be used against me so I ticked prefer not to say

quite honestly dont see why it is necessary anyway

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Gonna toast a bagel and microwave some eggs. Need a quick sandwich i think.

Bosnians are swarthy but not brown
Yes, pakis, poo in loos, arabs, blacks

Do I have to do it straight with a ruler or freehand?

Fuck jannies

No, never seen any able to lay bricks. Had a black labourer before. After 20 minutes digging he was fucked. No good for nothing.

dont be thick mate, how on earth are you gonna join the dots on the i's with a ruler?

>I grew up with my dad saying shit like "bloody" "shite" and "Yank"
screeching at this actual larp
unless he's british no he definitely does not. I've been to canada many times

tbf if you ever listen to Jordan Peterson he says "bloody" every 10 seconds or so.

Re-watching watchmen

shut up schizo you mess

Been a while since i was in Canada. I wonder if the cross country bike trail got finished, i want to go for a long ride.

if someone said yank in canada they'd think you meant yankee as in a northern american like in the civil war lmao

The irony here being that I'm truthful so you're just exposing yourself as an utter fucking retard.
Its a boomer and older thing. My Aunts, Uncles and Grandparents have the same vocabulary.
Younger people don't speak that way because they're brainwashed to talk like you, you vile little fucking mutt.

>my dad was a larper and so am i but that makes it okay

are you brainwashed schizo?

No they wouldn't. Only Yanks think "Yank" means "Yankee" (Northerner)
Stop talking out of your ass all day every day 24/7, man. Its fucking embarrassing as fuck.

screeching that emmutt thinks canada is akin to new zealand and australia in terms of british related language
>d-dude we're subjects of the queen bro, we're like australia

eh?
*eats the pencil*

eh?
*sucks your cock*

You can be kinder. A harsh word and a soft word cost the same to say. Be well, stay hydrated.

Why do Yanks post here again?

and canadians, but I guess it's implied since you basically have the exact same vocabulary as us

*snap*
This is going on r/TasmaniansGoneWild

yet he hates australians and new zealanders because theyre mean to him on the internet

*cums within 2 minutes*
wtf gay get off me faggot

tasmania is the best state in australia

sorry usually make men cum quicker than that

Niggers belong in prison

just saw a bricklayer get his cock sucked by his tard handler during an exam

jordan

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I'm bored and this thread moves pretty quickly. Also, English speaking is a plus.

dad?

No they don't. Like literally and unironically nobody uses it or takes it in that context. (only YANKS do)
Again, please......stop talking out of your ass all day every day 24/7.
Try to learn something new about international culture. That's why we're here after all.

alri

as if cucknadians are any more welcome here lmao
>d-dude... you don't understand... we're subjects of da kween bro

canadians are yanks

agreed

Australians are backwater Island Yanks.

giz a snog

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