I have literally never had any physical contact with any female other than my mother and aunts

i have literally never had any physical contact with any female other than my mother and aunts.

Attached: wojak cry.jpg (700x700, 66K)

Other urls found in this thread:

wikihow.com/Create-a-Tulpa
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Did you fuck your mother and aunts?

Can't you get an arranged marriage or something

Maybe buy a whore?

Could be worse.

Attached: 1548695900830.png (805x663, 120K)

Tell us more about the physical contacts with your aunts

can Muslims have physical contact with girl until marriage?

So her husband isn't a drone to corporate bullshit and she thinks that's weird

Honestly I wish I could be like that dude and just live a simple productive life without feeling the need to consume media or eat unhealthy shit.

wow, her husband is pure
yeah noone really gives much of a shit unless they're super fucking uneducated

im an ugly NEET and i shower once a month, everyone that knows me hates me, no family will accept me as a husband.

this weekend I signed a girls boobs and then we made out in a club

I get full-on hugs from girls who friendzoned me on a weekly basis
One of which is right in front of her bf (I shake his hand immediately afterward)

Attached: tenor (1).gif (498x359, 408K)

you always can create a tulpa
wikihow.com/Create-a-Tulpa

Attached: aid6000083-v4-900px-Create-a-Tulpa-Step-1.jpg (900x675, 54K)

I made out in the bed in our classroom with a girl for about 3 weeks. Ever since I'm invisible.

>that flag
>that post

we were only 6 btw

guys, what does holding a girl's hand feel like

Attached: hurts.jpg (500x248, 23K)

Not sure but hugs are warm and you get to smell their nice perfume. Also, you can get lucky and feel their breasts push against your chest

Attached: 1545856857224.jpg (1001x823, 154K)

Its nice. The hands I've held were soft and felt a bit fragile. The best part about holding hands isn't the feel of holding it, but the feeling that some girl trusts you to that point that she wants to be in constant contact with you.

same, except for the weekly part and that they've never friendzoned me because i've never asked a girl out because i'm too much of a pussy

Attached: 1543848053408[1].jpg (334x506, 42K)

Me either. I did suck a dick yesterday though.

Do any of you lads self mutilate? I RIP off my big toe nails completely off.

OK what's bad about this? His wife loves him for being like that.

Mother of God yikes. At least just cut with a razor.
Closest to self mutilation I get is punching myself in the face when I fuck up in vidiya too bad.

I want a hug

Attached: hO-NV4WVPYI.jpg (879x685, 116K)

Same. I want someone to just hold me and pet me and keep me warm. Doesn't even necessarily have to get sexual.

i have, u mad? lmao

no female cousins?

what is "worse" here? He is like the perfect man

A man hug is still a hug

Attached: 1543526382637.png (234x216, 7K)

t.american using arab proxy

does cutting count? used to do that, a year or so ago i was on /b/ and did a thread where the first dubs that were got was the amount of cuts i'd do, ended up being 33

Seems to be a healthy couple if you ask me. What's wrong with that? They seem to both love each other. Or is it one of these incel so.ypostings complaining about matriarchy or some stupid shit like that?

I make love with my gf hour ago

Attached: russians.jpg (820x462, 87K)

Then shower fag
Lift gito fit/
Do stronglifts
Learn game ...bang by rooshv on piratebay
Get style
An move to europe an game women in poland norway n Croatia

>everyone that knows me hates me
>i shower once a month
>everyone that knows me hates me
>i shower once a month

>make love

Lel what a fag

>doesnt eat fruit
is he homophobic?