New Zealand vs Australia

New Zealand vs Australia
Who is better?

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New Zealand

this is like comparing a piece of shit to another piece of shit and saying which smells less bad

New Zealand is just poorer cold Australia

Nigger, you are in Jordan. How are you going to talk shit about the two nicest countries in the world?

Very rude post.

New Zealanders are nicer

At least they know how to build a proper fibre optic network though.

objectively Australia unless its very niche things which NZ specializes in and Australia doesnt really care about

i mean it makes sense right, they're a lot bigger than us and have a lot more natural resources which let them get a lot more money and house a bigger population than us
not really much we can do about it unfortunately

yea but what about when the rugby is on?

Just invade them and take some land. Australians are weak.

Australians pulled the yank trick and invented their own retarded form of rugby no one else plays

Australians cannot be trusted. They are sneaky and underhanded

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New Zealand is the Canada of the southern hemisphere.

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NZ = Vegan cuck Australia

do more ozzys visit NZ or do more kiwis visit aus?

>Do more flies circle solid turds, or do more flies circle diarrhea?

Lots of kiwis live in aus because wages are higher there and we have freedom of movement

We knew how to build it big Rupert just didn't want us to
15% of their population lives here

New Zealand because Australians are filthy criminal drug peddlers

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why are you so angry about NZ?


thats just N*rth Islanders
they're our california

we send 20% of our brown nignogs to Australia

Australia recently wised up and started locking them in concentration camps, and eventually deporting them back here

Mr Scatman, please tell your fellow german tourists to stop shitting all over our streets and beaches

>we send 20% of our brown nignogs to Australia
why the brown ones?

I can't pick a favourite, we are all sons of Briton and it would be rude to pick a favourite brother :3

Flies circle around solid turds more often, diarrhea is more acidic.

Oh don't worry, we send some of the white nignogs too

because our prisons are already full

>white nignogs

But enough about anglos!

In most factors, Australia would beat us, but their climate is too harsh. I reckon Australia during the ice age would have been paradise.

australia used to be forested but since the abos are fucking apes incapable of advancing their hunting method was just to set a whole area on fire then dig through the ash and eat the charred animal bodies then move to another location and repeat the process and keep doing it until they got back to the original place
so after 60,000 years of setting everything on fire it became a giant desert, the fact they have any forests or grasslands left is just a testament to abos being to lazy to finish the fucking job

I wish it was colder, it's still far too hot here.

I like australia, please don't make the same mistakes we did.

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there i s no difference.
originally crime white pig land
Now colony of chin chon

Yeah, New Zealand is far warmer than foreigners believe. The Southern Ocean acts as a thermal barrier, blocking cold weather from reaching us.

Sauce on this? I thought Australia was always dry and that aboriginals did the bush burnings to make forest fires smaller and more regular rather than larger and less frequent.

what about the Olympics?

no difference between japan, korea and china either mate

so australia was the orginal haiti?

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you can just google fire-stick farming or aboriginal forest burning
its pretty lmao, any articles written about are at MAXIMUM damage control
>it may have helped this particular animal grow in numbers (while also wiping out these multiple species)
>it may have helped this plant spread (while also decertifying the continent and changing its climate forever)
>it might have been taboo to just burn stuff willy nilly for no reason (never followed up with a source)

>G*rman can't stop thinking about shit

New Zealand

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I want to move to Australia and get a cute Australian accent bf.

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Canada is just a poorer colder America and everyone agrees we're better.

A closer comparison would be Newfoundland

Kiwis make better music

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France (New Caledonia)

stop it, you're only fueling his erection

nobody's falling for your shit

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America is superior in every aspect. Get fukt. Please join this server 8p68wr looking for Aussies n kiwis