You fags made me buy a Monster for the first time in my life

You fags made me buy a Monster for the first time in my life.

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They did it to me too hahah fuck specifically the zero cal one cuz a boomer gotta take care of their health

Soon you will BECOME the monster.

Tfw monster eats the image

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S I P B O O M E R S

The boomer is eternal

>he hasn't been drinking white monsters since 2016

they started viral marketing on Jow Forums

>tastes better than beer
>is healthier than beer (though it probably gets unhealthier pretty quickly if you drink more than 1 can a day)
>that first sip of the day

works for me

You have now become The Beast

wtf hax

Mix it up with one of these every few hours

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Same company invested in Vibe and makes gold hdmi cables?

Monster makes me have to pee, redbull tastes better.

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enjoy your cancer op

boutta go buy one and make a zoomer thread

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>that 20 year old boomer who falls for an energy drink viral marketing meme

I'm 30 yrs old I don't drink energy drinks but I will probably ironically buy a monster next time i see it as a meme.

how was it? ive never drank an energy drink before

Red Bull drinker all my life, I get intimidated by the number of flavors available for Monster, which do I choose?

1 monster = 2 redbull, caffeine-wise b careful fellow boomer don't get no strokes

and just like that my frens another boomer was born

also look at the ingredients if ur a newbye u probably want one without ginseng + l-carnitine + other shit, redbull has none of that shit

also desu i was a sipper but im back to regular coffee. realized that if as espresso won't make me work a monster won't either

there good arent they

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Gonna buy my first monster today

> buy Monster because of fit
> stop drinking Monster because of biz