You fags made me buy a Monster for the first time in my life.
You fags made me buy a Monster for the first time in my life
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They did it to me too hahah fuck specifically the zero cal one cuz a boomer gotta take care of their health
Soon you will BECOME the monster.
Tfw monster eats the image
S I P B O O M E R S
The boomer is eternal
>he hasn't been drinking white monsters since 2016
they started viral marketing on Jow Forums
>tastes better than beer
>is healthier than beer (though it probably gets unhealthier pretty quickly if you drink more than 1 can a day)
>that first sip of the day
works for me
You have now become The Beast
wtf hax
Mix it up with one of these every few hours
Same company invested in Vibe and makes gold hdmi cables?
Monster makes me have to pee, redbull tastes better.
enjoy your cancer op
boutta go buy one and make a zoomer thread
>that 20 year old boomer who falls for an energy drink viral marketing meme
I'm 30 yrs old I don't drink energy drinks but I will probably ironically buy a monster next time i see it as a meme.
how was it? ive never drank an energy drink before
Red Bull drinker all my life, I get intimidated by the number of flavors available for Monster, which do I choose?
1 monster = 2 redbull, caffeine-wise b careful fellow boomer don't get no strokes
and just like that my frens another boomer was born
also look at the ingredients if ur a newbye u probably want one without ginseng + l-carnitine + other shit, redbull has none of that shit
also desu i was a sipper but im back to regular coffee. realized that if as espresso won't make me work a monster won't either
there good arent they
Gonna buy my first monster today
> buy Monster because of fit
> stop drinking Monster because of biz