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Mum beat cancer lads!

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no toil till monday

nice LARP haha

you arrive at the gates of heaven

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BALOOMPF IS FINISHED

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lol

Want to go to a black country that's not shit

*tips*

comfy

Black Books just never quite hit a stride in my opinion
it's got as many bad episodes as good ones

glad I keep you fresh
you're an awfully dull person otherwise

When's the last time you had consensual sex with a girl?

the so called no deal

>dumb myself down and participate like the rest of you
nobody cares
>say something original worth reading
get harassed by virgin freaks

makes you think

toilbergs such a lad he lets us have lunch at our desks and uses cool phrases like 'fire over the report' or 'take five gang' even comes to toil drinks sometimes

2012

quick lads i came into £5000 what should i invest it into

the new 'f

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Less than a year.

>>say something original worth reading
>get harassed by virgin freaks

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Just the aids I have her last night to rid of herself of now!

my bank account

cocaine

so who's the idiot?

want to fuck a fat granny

Vile specimen shagging a woman with cancer

buy a load of cocaine off the DNMs then sell it for over double the price on the streets

Was it free?
Was she attractive?

oh emmy haha


then bizarrely thats just the norway flag and just the specific word "cope" in the past month

post her bald head

1.66 hugs

done this before

Yes and Yes

Just took a junior strength ibuprofen for my hangover lads. Gonna sip some water and watch YouTube lets plays.

land

Listening to Depeche mode

a Nissan s-chassis project

ibuprofen is bad for males

he doesn't live in flyover, USA

not me

day off tomoz

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you think you're ready for a family yet?
or a gf, baby steps

But great for hangovers.

>polar vortex

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You

fucking hell sort your life out

feel a bit like this today lads

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Hmmmm....
You said before that the three non-pros you shagged were munters.
Were you lying then or are you lying now?

i could buy about 20 square feet behind a council house

weather weapon innit simplaz

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>not me
ah yes, the poleaboo

took about 30 seconds on the archive

3 weeks off starting on monday
going to san francisco

I didn't say that.

the hannibal tv show is alright

don't like hangovers so i don't drink simple as really

tfw no ugly jewish gf

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well diversified etf portfolio

>"im not schizo"
>"all those posts i made weren't me"

Yes you did.
You said you fucked 5 girls, two of whom were prostitutes, the other three were munters. You used that word.
Don't be a retard.

ems posts are very easy to find due to his limited vernacular and his penchant for belgium

Ibuprofen is the only medicine you’re supposed to take for hangovers since Tylenol will fuck your liver up and isn’t as effective anyway.

I haven't looked this healthy in ages, wtf is going on

they're shrill spoiled harpies though

looks like my gp that I get to examine my bollocks a bit too much

she must be very proficient at stitching them up by now

#
An abortion is a medical intervention, a DNR is a lack of medical intervention. You don’t claim the doctors killed your nan ‘cause she had a do not resuscitate order on.
Even if you do consider it an abortion, the democrats aren’t “trying to legalise it”. It’s already legal and has never been illegal.

going to work doesnt really feel like a chore. its more like a place where i get to pursue the dreams i want, in the company of my favourite people. AND i get paid to do it!

cold weather is making all my face skin peel

streamable.com/79spf

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Dramamine m8.

Most of a hangover is motion sickness. Pop 3 dramamine and you'll be good to go

What skill should I learn?

anyone want to see me mime the n word at my desk

lass needs a good raping

white people take aspirin
weird non-white freaks take ibuprofen and tylenol

its paracetamol you freaks

Also, post-birth abortions are extremely rare and virtually only ever occur when something has gone horribly wrong with the delivery

why do people pay for spotify or apple music when youtube has everything for free?

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because some people actually leave the house

TRAELLING

SWALLOWING

DRAMAMINE

Patent

Personally feel most of a hangover’s just tiredness. Used to use modafinil for it and it worked a treat, now I just use hairs of the dog.

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 39% (-1)
CON: 38% (-)
LDEM: 9% (-1)
UKIP: 4% (-)
GRN: 2% (-)

via @Survation, 30 Jan
Chgs. w/ 10 Jan

Rate this half Indian peng ting

instagram.com/kellybellyboom/

This is her fucking bf.
instagram.com/p/Bsvdc61Hb99/

bet you pay for smartwater as well you naive gimp

just get a free app which caches music like I do lol