You wake up in Kansas

You wake up in Kansas

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Click my heels and go home.

Why the picture of Pizza Hut?

A state so irrelevant, not even the city from which it got its name wanted to join it.

There is a Kansas City, KS. It straddles the state line.

The original one is in Wichita

Move back to Missouri where I live now.

I do everyday

Based. Pizza hut is by far the best "Fast food" chain pizza place

Springfield seems really comfy. I love all the trees and hills of MO. Used to go to lake of the ozarks a lot as a kid.

>Misery

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I always get triggered when I see people walking through tall grass or wheat fields because I am paranoid about getting ticks - ticks in Russia may give you encephalitis, or Lyme disease.

Same here
Also, there are plenty of venomous snakes that'll bite you (rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, copperheads, etc).

In the US they also have chiggers which sound pretty awful.

>wake up in Kansas
>get shot

Yeah there are some really neat hidden trails in the Ozarks that nobody knows about. I spent 2 hours driving to the south part of the state for a hiking trail only to find out they were closed in the winter even though on the website it said they were open.

Based

Personally I really like my state. I love the rolling hills and the German-American culture one can see in graveyards churches and small towns.

get swept off by a tornado

Is the average Kansan even literate?

>Muh culture consists of buying merchandise for sports teams that consist of inner city teenage niggers from other parts of the country

incredibly based

Fucking hell, its flatter than my girlfriend. I want my mountains back.

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Could be worse. I guess I'd first seek out for a cup of coffee followed by a flight back to civilization.