/brit/

Frampton is a based Irish boxer, as is our lad Fury

bacon buttie, coffee and a couple ibruprofen will fix you right up

tranny
bashing
statues

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you think he posts on Jow Forums?

Chef boyardee sucks

>notable women
>Minnie the Minx

eating a bowl of shite

I guess they never miss huh

not even among the strongest beano strips

>wake up
>open Jow Forums before reddit
my allegiance is clear

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Hey dude chef boyardee sucks major donkey dick bro heheheh... heinz is super hot fire BOW chicka wow wow! Hey Tyler bro pass me a tallboy, you know I gotta chug brother!

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Dramamine, 2l water and 3 hrs sleep

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>youtube.com/watch?v=7U1fyLwyzY0

wish I could walk around in a suit of cool armour lads

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the first few days of taking sertraline make my farts utterly rancid, to the point that even I don't enjoy them
this could be weaponised

this is a very liam-esque post doug
very dave of you

Bet you’ve never seen a real life fanny before. Why did you share this with us? Nobody wants to see this freakish shit

i'm a pro shagger 'tismo mate, haven't just spent the past hour spamming the N word on /brit/

Any Pan-Celtic man in?

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Watching Caprica
It really was shit wasn’t it
Shame as the actual individual ideas in it aren’t terrible just the family drama stuff is

I'd virgin freak you but patrick's beaten me to the punch

You’re a gamer and therefore a mega virgin with self esteem issues

>dave
>doug
>rorke

just fuck off

this is why I need gamergate

The hideous progeny

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>told toilsman i am thinking of taking a holiday in a few months
>starts listing off deadlines that i need to meet before then

we live in a society...

hope you replied calling him massa toilberg

alri dave

he cute

Gonna start preparing to emigrate this weekend - gonna write a stock cover letter and CV and start lopking at jobs

Telemarketer hung up on me after I picked up and didn't reply for 10 seconds

Shall be submitting a complaint

reminder that norfwest and soufwest england is celtic

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milk truk has just arrived (mummy's got home)

gamers are the most oppressed group

got irish cream but instead of irish whiskey it's made with wine

what the fuck is this

What's the issue here?
>ugh guys, toilberg reminded me that I have actual responsibilities

I just said yeah yeah of course

Then he said i also expect to see drafts between those deadlines

Mug doesnt even realise im going to quit soon

looking forward to work tomorrow
no virgin freak as friday is his day off
no stinky fat bastard
no nagging old lady
just me, managerstein, and some old bloke
ahhhh

you better not be the virgin who lives near me and has this exact poster in his window

its snowing lads :3

>i will never play final fantasy xii at my cousins house on his ps2 in 2007 ever again

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Heheheh

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Hello mr toilsman sir

hey
im a gamer

You sound like a massive poof, scoot out

gamers are usually virgins

more like gay fantasy
dont @ me

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where do you live

Is it fuck

Stop lying

massa toilbruce

Corr

>the N word
you're beyond pathetic lad

white women find black men ugly

>final fantasy xii
hello underage

youtube.com/watch?v=WTMyr9x6ZPU

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Edinburgh

waiting for uni

im a mature uni student

Are you a child of Jesus lads?

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The Goonies edition

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Tru

someone ask one of those waffle munchers who this piece of crumpet is

thoughts?

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>i will never play giants citizen kabuto for the first time ever again

My wrist icy

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think you mean Din Eidyn
but nah I don't live there

teachers are taught to discriminate against white students more to make things equal across the races

Minion or da bob fo today?

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reckon southern scotland should speak cumbric and the highlands gaelic

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no white guilt

*ignores fast*

Listen, you need to pay your £39b exit bill or we'll stop the supply of medicines and all your air travel through our air space. It's that simple.

hey

it me

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the meeting that ended racism

*nasally virgin voice*
I LOVE radiohead

no deal no bill
if you want the 39 billion then you'll need to make concessions in the deal
we hold all the cards

Bridget is an irish name

it's even from ireland, made in tipperary, so you people did this. what's wrong with you? who the fuck makes irish cream with wine?

lads put yourself in her shoes for a minute
humor me

imagine you're a therapist. you've been doing it for 11 years. you have your master's degree in social work and loads of training and experience.

now comes along a super hot guy who's about your age. he's shy at first but after a few months he starts flirting with you. he makes you feel good. really good. he starts eyeing you up and down and sucking his teeth at you. he wants to fuck you.

what do you do?

you can't resist him. you start flirting back with him. you start telling him about yourself.

he falls in love with you
he tells you he has feelings for you

you fantasize about him every night.

you tell him you're quitting.
at your last appointment you hug
you can feel his cock against you
it's huge

you give him your number and you start texting each other
two weeks later you meet up and walk through the park
he's handsome as fuck and compliments you. he's saying the nicest things you've ever heard.
you fall in love with him
you tell him you love him and that you're getting a divorce to be with him

he believes you
he gets super attached to you
he texts you good night and good morning every day
he texts just to see how you're doing

eventually you realize you can't realistically get a divorce and you have to tell him it's over
you ghost him
you know how upset he must be

four months later you find out you're under investigation by the licensing authority
you're afraid you might lose your license and your career will be over
you eventually do lose your license and you get fired and your husband divorces you

now you're alone

do you call him and let him back into your life or do you forget about him?

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I wish I were fitter and stronger. I am working on it!

Simple as

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they're called clog wogs

this is literally how spics dress it's disgusting

especially the shit they do with the shorts like that, christ they need to be genocided for that alone

didnae read that wall of words

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