So...what do you do for a living?

So...what do you do for a living?

Well neets, how do you answer?

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I just say nothing while forcing a smile. It feels so fucking shameful I hate it.

I’m in finance. The next generation of finance, you might say.

"Daytrader/swing trader. Penny stocks, forex, crypto, that kind of thing."

>I shitpost on a anime forum site

>Bitcoin. Retired

"I'm a holder of 100k link, that's about 100m EOY"
as I gently start reaching her zipper with my middle finger

>I can't find you on the Bloomberg. Are you employed to do so, or are you a degenerate gambler?

I'd reluctantly tell her the truth - I try to avoid telling people that I'm a film director because then they start asking me questions, and I'm very shy and awkward - there's a reason I prefer to be behind the camera. But people's eyes light up when they hear it, they think it's really cool.

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i'm unemployed
>secretly retired 30 year old boomer

Chinook pilot

none of your business

kek

your mum

kek, you think that matters?

>what do you do for a living.
Nothing.

She now thinks you're rich. Win win

Medical Engineer, very comfy, not a fan of the ethics commission though

A little bit of both.

Get out of my room reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Blockchain Asset Manager

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currency trader

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bitcoin trader

Tell her the truth? Is everyone here really all that ashamed of what he does ? Noone will obviously mention he frequents biz but what's wrong with saying you manage and trade cryptocurrencies ? If she's gonna laugh at you for this you never really had a chance anyway...

>Brown eyes
Lmao NEXT

Kek, unironically this.
Otherwise just say you do some kind of IT freelance work.
Thots can't into technology and she will not be able to ask any inconvenient questions.

You could tell her you let arabs shit on your chest for a living, if you have a million in your bank account she'll still be all over you. The only reason they ask this question is to give them an idea how much money you have.