You guys made me buy the 30yo meme drink. Its fucking disgusting

You guys made me buy the 30yo meme drink. Its fucking disgusting.

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>he fell for the marketing

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HEh congrats on being possessed now

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But its cheap and has shitload of caffeine. I sometimes drink em when i'm tired as hell at work and my morning french press coffee is wearing off. Get you through a day of wageslaving after a night on the town/vidya

I used to drink 0,40$ cheap energy drinks, not even kidding. It was not sugar free so I got fat and stopped that completely. This one is like 1,30$ in my country.

>cheap and has shitload of caffeine
just get caffeine pills. cheaper and less garbage you pump in your heart and bowels.

Can someone explain why the 30 y.o. boomer is drinking monster ultra zero?

Because he's an investor

Monster is a nigger drink. You're disgusting.

Holy shit I did too fuck me haha

damn marketing this days is pretty impressive

Same kek never drinking that shit again.

It's a fit meme

SIP BOYSSSSSS

THAT FIRST SIP OF THE DAY AHHHHHH

which one

I want to buy that too but it is almost 10 Brazilian bucks
Fuck that

This, you can wash them down with the tasty drink of your choice.
amazon.com/Nutricost-Caffeine-Capsules-200mg-Capsule/dp/B01DFQSVK6/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1530355544&sr=8-5&keywords=caffeine+pills+500&th=1

Piracetam is cheaper and more effective

Mah man! Banned in the Olympics, used by cosmonauts, it's my secret, lol

Thank god they are legal here

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This is the best monster in my opinion

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It is legal here too.
Should I buy it?

M*nster is unironically doing marketing on Jow Forums - and somehow you idiots fall for it.

If you developed a tolerance for caffeine you should give it a go

buy MNST

buy DE

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They shilling energy drink on image board for loosers? I am sorry for guy who is doing this job, seriously.

Holy shit. Look at this sad boomer, taking the boomer way of suplimenting caffeine with more caffeine, instead of eating well and working out for energy like a true chad. Enjoy your diabetes and obesity, disgusting boomer.

I've noticed they've been active for years. Making s*p threads, only worked on Jow Forums. Now they've re-tuned the memetic to work on any board. You spelled losers wrong, by the way.

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The Best one

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Real 30 year old boomers are drinking beer

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Epic bull flag breakout on the S&P. Bullish chart.

Monster green is the true alpha color, but it doesn't get enough respect around here. Either way, I had to quit drinking the shit, literal poison. Gave several people I know kidney stones. Started giving me stomach pains. Done w/ it... still drink too much Coke though.

I think I'll stick with ephedrine and caffine for now. Gives a pretty good perk up when I need it and calms me down nicely.

I got this many of this because the logo kinda looky like the debil. (not really, it actually just so happened to be the amount I could afford and now am holding for esoteric purposes)

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If you develop a tolerance for caffeine you have a problem.

Stop relying on a substance to get you through the day besides water, they will bite you in the ass health wise later on in life

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Fuck off boomer

Now hold on there bud, I'm just giving some life advice!

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>not knowing that coffee is good for you
classic boomer bad health advice.

can someone please explain the boomer meme. I dont go to Jow Forums for a week and its popping up everywhere

>tfw i just want to keep up with the times

this is how people get conned into buying shitcoins

I'll just leave it here with real life reason of 666 jew drink propaganda in case you didn't get that yet

aol.com/article/lifestyle/2017/10/14/energy-drinks-leave-new-father-with-hole-in-his-skull-fighting-for-his-life-during-sons-birth/23241675/

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that stuff is the most disgusting shit ever...
red bull, all the way… the austrians know how to make a fucking energy drink.

You're drinking the sugar free one? No wonder you think it's disgusting. I hate all this sugar/fat/calorie free bullshit. Makes shit taste worst and all the shit they use as replacements are ultimately worse for you health-wise. If you're watching your weight, just drink/eat less. It's not hard concept to figure out.

I love the zero calorie drinks because I frequently use drugs that are sensitive to your stomach content

>not drinking rockstar

>that 30 y/o boomer who drinks any kind of energy drink except sugar free red bull

>that 30 year old boomer that doesn't just buy the 100 ct jet alert at walmart for $3

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