How come Europe is so small?

how come you guys try to live as close to the us boarder as possible? whats so wrong with yukon or Nunavut?

>Posted by a Swede

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>one was uninhabited 300 years ago
hmm I wonder why

The United Stains of Shartmerica is a 3rd world shithole lmao

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>Quality over quantity

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sweden>hungary

Why wasn't I born in Germany

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Seething Mohamed. The only thing that matters more on that list is money, and we make much more of it.

If you're a cute smooth twink you're always welcome in Bavaria

This is missing loads of European countries tbf.

yes, amerikanskyi, u r right. size matta. i search penis size world map, it say black cock is biggest cock. black is king, obey black. how come whitey so weak and smol, amerikansyi?

I'm not even Canadian
And somehow life quality in western Europe is better
I don't know, maybe it's fucking -40C in the winter?

because you are a huenigger

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>Seething Mohamed. The only thing that matters more on that list is money, and we make much more of it.

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That's not impressive considering one is 90% tundra and the other is 90% desert.

well he's not wrong.

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I'm Irish, poorfag. Enjoy living in a literal zoo you seething monkey

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>implying i'd need to be in prison with 33% more money
>implying i'd be unemployed if i made 33% more money
>implying i would live in a murderous area with 33% more money
>implying i don't have more free time than some random cuck german that works nonstop for 8 hours for "productivity"
>implying i dont have money for health care due to job and making 33% more money
>implying im black to get aids
>implying using electricty is bad (is zimbabwe green for being off the grid? lmao)
>implying class dive matters when im away from n*ggers
>.88 years maters when you're already in the twilight of your time on earth and all you do is fuck around at home napping 5 times a day

In the terms of sexual assaults and granade attacts, yes.

>The only thing that matters more on that list is money, and we make much more of it.

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>irish
less disposable income than a bumfuck nowhere kansas farmer lmao. Enjoy all that "gdp" going to your little dublin corporations you goon.

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No

Imagine not having serbian girls

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i know that feel bro, all those brown tall slender balkan girls on instagram make me rock hard.

>Enjoy all that "gdp" going to your little dublin corporations you goon.
>tp
>tf

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>make 30% more money
>have to spend 90% more on health care
>still end up in medical bankruptcy

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AMERICA STRONG

EUROPOORS SEETHING

Being a small countinent is what caused them to be great in the end

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE WE SO TINY?

How do you fit a thousand yanks in an ashtray?

Scoop their ashes up from ground zero

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Yes America's corporate tax rate is far higher than Ireland.

American engineering

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Elon Musk is south african

AMERIFATS HAVE TO RELY ON AFRICAN LABOR TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING OF NOTE YET AGAIN

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Wait, disposable, it's 43.2k

>how come it's so much more developed than America?
Which countries? Europe is many countries and I'd have a hard time thinking Ukraine or Moldova have a higher HDI than us.

SpaceX is 100% American by law for security reasons. All he did was fund the project

Fucking negores. I could murder the shit out of you until you died and get away with it because we actually are free enough to own guns.

>100% American

So it's only 56% white? Q.E.D.

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Check fucking mate, USA!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>another German "humor" episode
yikes

this is bullshit

No one considers those shitholes part of europe

No, I assure you it's not.

>Britistani is angry and confused at the sight of a white man
Like pottery.

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Norway really is that big.

>uninhabited
Okay, I'll give you a (You) for this

Yanks on suicide watch. BLITZKRIEG'D
>yanks
>white
Post your 23andme, sweety, I know you have one, mutt.

Seeting Europoors

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Fu my how Helvetica manages to be 100x more attractive than that state, and any state for that msdder.

>Needing a DNA test to know if you're white
That's some British shit.

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Fair enough. Mississippi, N00 J00ysey, and West Virginia aren't part of America then. :^)

Fuck I can't spell correctly.

>Yanks on suicide watch.

More like poocide watch

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Man honestly i could live without a lot of stuff, but prolly not without my money or my qt3.14 serbian girls. As a bonus they have great feet too. The balkans are truely the most blessed region in the world.

Switzerland looks like a glob of semen after I'm done fapping

>consume 99.66 percent more oil

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ITT: Volga German has a chimpout

>reversed launch footage
I have to call fake on this one

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all that extra oil and we're still beating the paris accords and nobody in europe is L M A O git gud yuropoors

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Maryland looks like snot the autistic kid pressed up against his desk at school. Shape of the country is irrelevant, though, as its the inside that counts.

>that mini north america
My fucking sides

>Middle eastern circlejerk
Do I have to report you both for racism?

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Fuck you Muhammed. Don't you talk shit about MY state.

L M A O
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The absolute state of your state

You shouldn't have set it up for failure then.

>Nowitski
Top kek, aren't white people (poles) the enemy of the Anglo?

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Woah shes extremely pretty why does europe have such a diversity of qt's? Its like icecream all are lickable but they taste very different mjam

>>Nowitski
>Top kek, aren't white people (poles) the enemy of the Anglo?

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>Middle eastern circlejerk

Indeed

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Are you out of bants or did your faggotry licence expire lmao

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I want a hot Polish girl to bully me instead

imagine the smell
looks like hamburg

>imagine the smell

No thanks lmao

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>Projecting this hard

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You weren't even bantering in the first place. Just the same lines repeated over and over and over again like you're all some mindless drones. You genuinely wouldn't know the first thing about banter because your country doesn't have it.

Elon Musk is a fucking CEO, not an engineer. That retard thinks we should be nuking Martian ice caps. The people actually building all of this shit are American engineers.

>That retard
>Boss of your space program

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That female software engineer that worked for NASA was an absolute qt

Who lived the better life?
The healthoid-
>Works 8 hours a day for a jew to take half of his check
>Thousands in debt from brainwash university
>Wife cucks him with black guy and takes his kids and money
>Has to make his own food
>Pays medical bills
>Eats disgusting food
>Tires himself out to look good
>Lives to 122, full of sadness and regret
Or the fattie-
>Lives on bed playing vidya 24/7
>Eats whatever he wants when he wants
>Mountain shaking sharts
>Parents wipe ass for him
>No need to walk, uses scooter
>Cares not about normie opinons
>Lives in parent's home
>Dies happy at 40 when life loses all meaning
>Knows that life is too short to exercise

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>South african founder
>South African owner
>South African CEO

Is McDonald's in other countries not American to you?

No, it's not.

Uhu, so any American company outside of America isn't actually American? Ok, got it.