/brit/
Anyone here listening to music?
The velvet underground, aye
Its snowing again
no, but i'm making music with your mum
sue
I absolutely mogged the gf earlier tonight: I'm taller, stronger, smarter, and less asian than her
is it electronic or acoustic or what?
Mum's good on the bass
gf-havers, or "gaffers", as some have taken to calling them
bloody bastard I laughed at this so hard my boss fired me
I'm still shattered about how badly I got mogged by a tranny at woolies yesterday
She were about 6'3'' with proper AFL shoulders and everything
My name is friends with a homophobe
mbeepboko....nigga no have food *beep bop* mbokolam *clicking noises* finna make more nigglets *naynays*
Aah yes global warming
Poo tracjectory of the entire world meets at the core. That's why it is always exploding
refuse to believe this is real
.-.
or someone with their own gaff
Was it that guy who started playing "female" aussie rules?
It's all over for the UK. Brexit is like an enemy attack, except you've done it to yourselves.
*rorkes enter the thread*
"Indie" isn't even a genre
fucking anything could be "indie"
means it was recorded on an independent label
*rests my bollocks firmly on your eyes*
There's a honeybee in the room
fuck sake well someone could've said something!
Meant male in this post I made earlier Not make
gaffer is a well established slang-term, and it doesn't mean 'gf haver'
*cartwheels over your dead grandads grave in dresden*
whoops haha
fucked a girl with the same last name is me
I really hope we aren't related somehow
dafuq is this shit
I would be their god
Juck Fews
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fUCK
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tYPICAL
that was the legal definition of incest until 1993
you're lucky this time yankoid
no you didnt because that flag is american ergo non sumus ipso facto not the same poster
tfw some random black singer called nigel farage an ex-nazi on this week last night fucking hilarious
keep getting surprised seeing homealone showing up
unitoil is such a mess
Why is the rapist's face blurred but victim's isn't?
I don't have any family who died in the war.
I hope no one in your family is dependent on medication. At least British undertakers will be doing well this year.
reckon all it would take is that trick where it looks like you're pulling your thumb off
and fuck niggers too
wish I looked like this
I'm on vpn as Jow Forums doesn't work on gym wifi
British media told me that Maduro HAS to go
me and the lads
doxxed
Hope you enjoy bailing out Italy and your own banks without us. Hope the populist movement in France and the increasing unemployment in Spain doesn't bite you in the arse. x
This is now a goth money thread
only Brit media I read is the Guardian and they're understandably vacillating on the subject
or whistle with fingers
hid that post
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goodness me
not the same poster
fuck off normie yank prikc
>literally advocating the deaths of people
Go back to pol you edgy retard.
Let's just say I wouldn't ask what grade she was in
Have you watched Aleksei German films
how do I get the migration patterns?
I saw some brit posting his DNA thing and it showed his family settling in kent from the norman invasion or something
Can you believe this creature is 14 years old?
Lord give me strength.
>bbc.co.uk
Having a read. The 'sheeds, lads, don't like 'em.
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only how to be a god. good film need to watch more of his
why is homealone copying the beto aesthetic
You never bailed out any banks except your own, so I dunno why you are saying "without us".
I'm not advocating anyone's deaths. I hope that your family are OK despite not having access to essential medication.
how do you know? source?
I read the guardian
*wipes bf's cum off face*
maybe he is beto
the next generation of AI poster
tell us what you've been up to lad
I'd kiss her abs
if you know what I mean
can't believe she ia only 11years old
because i'm a knower of tings
coninckk_
shan't
Watch all of his films he is one of the best directors it can be hard to find torrents so Make sure you search for them using their original Cyrillic titles
Literally seen all of his films apart from hard to be a god as I've been watching them chronologically so I'm very excited about seeing that as based on all his other films he's probably top 5 directors of all time for me definitely best Russian director
Also no need to non quote me as I'm a brit on proxy
unbelievable that she is only 6 and a half years young
all the windows on a floor of the office block next to me have almost completely steamed up and theyre all dancing around inside lol
Nah fuck you. You might think you're being clever but the whole Machiavellian shit makes you sound like complete psued so fuck off back to pol.
alri
>I must break you
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>brit on proxy
disgusting all the more reason to non quote.
how did you find subtitles for all his films? have you seen sergei parajanov's films? I think he's the best (at least soviet/ex-soviet) director of that region
oh my lips aren't attractive enough? let me bloat them with injections and suction techniques.
no. puffy negro lips are NOT attractive.
curvaceous lips are attractive.
I think your incorrect use of the word Machiavellian actually marks you as the psued. How on earth could typing a message on Jow Forums be considered machiavellian? I must have skipped over that part of The Prince.
tell me about the negro
good lad
with these brainded brats would stop trying to emulate kardashians
Dr. Pavel, I'm 290
very strange feeling surrounding brit today
kafkaesque in a sense, for a lack of a better term
tell us what point you're trying to make by posting here
if someone uses the term kafkaesque in real life, I punch them in the face
Less disgusting than being a 5 ft 3 Diego Rivera but uglier anyway I'm only on proxy as Jow Forums doesn't work where I am unless I use it I didn't choose the location
The colour of pomegranates is one of my favourite films but overall I still prefer German although parajanov definitely up there amongst my favourites
atrocious eyes
a bit schizo but my eyes go:
eyes > lips > chebs > midriff > thighs > calves > eyes
not much of an arse guy
lovely bit of snow