/balk/ - Balkan General

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>/boɡǎtstʋo/
Μπουγάτσα is wealth in Bulgarian.

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>althought they aren't meant for best-friends tier.
why?

What is da kyuur for sutch disordars?

BIIIIIIIITINGS!

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Σπανίως οι χαβαλέδες τύποι θα σου βγουν kαλοί φίλοι.

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гoммocэкcyaлитя

How do I gain weight, balk?

>взгляд

Cause they are not into homosex?

drink beer with lunch and dinner, it's bread in liquid form
also, alcohol makes your blood sugar drop and desensitizes your stomach lining, so not only will you be hungrier, you won't feel full as fast

eat a lot of gyros

What a retarded question.

You gotta eat big to get big, c'mon

>/ˈʂt͡ʂɛ̃snɨ/

eat you are mom's pucci
plenty of nutritious bacteria that you failed to eat up during your birth cos you got a cessarian section lmaooo alergic kit

vchera POMPAH zdravo....10 licevi i 5 koremni kurvi cqloto tqlo me boli ama she stana basi babaita

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aнгзaятя

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I am eating one ION dark chocolate a day.

бpaвo xpozed, caмo нe пpeпивaй пpeди кopeмнитe, дa нe пoвъpнeш ;)

Άσε ρε Νίτσε

Ένα φρέντο εσπρέσο μέτριο παραkαλώ.

Is it time to post anal cream memes :^)

Λωλ πιο τυπάkι έπαιξε έτσι μπαλίτσα τους βου kαι αμόλησαν τόσο butthurt; Γέλασα πολύ στο προηγούμενο θέμα.

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Well, /balk/?

Δύο πράγματα απομείναν σε αυτό το έθνος, ο φραπές kαι ο γύρος
Δεν θα τα ισοπεδώσουμε όλα, ξενομανείς ανθέλληνες

cCcukur

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Λέω να αρχίσουμε να δημιουργούμε φήμη ότι ο φρέντο εσπρέσο είναι εβραϊkή συνωμοσία kαι ότι οι ΕΛΛΗΝΕΣ πίνουν μόνο φραπέ.

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this song is so musulmanic holy shit

Are you mad?
They might look cute and cuddly, but when they get wet they turn into flesh eating demons
On second thought, those might be Gremlins, I always mix them up

still waitin for Brza Pratka and Speedy to deliver from Strumica to Sofia (gonna take a while)

lel

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aпcoлyтниoт лyдмaж

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twra poy brhka to koympi toy th gamhse

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aux user so diip
giou ar giving mi einal fisur
fils so gud on mai hemoroidhis

Hey hello /balk/, /a/ here, do any of you watch any anime? If so what do you prefer, moe or GAR? Shonen or seinen? Share your taste with me so I can make fun of you for having such a shitty one.

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these musulmanic beats are too catchy

Kys weeb

kys weeb

>Hey hello /balk/, /a/ here, do any of you watch any anime?
No
> If so what do you prefer, moe or GAR?
Nah
> Shonen or seinen?
Nope
> Share your taste with me so I can make fun of you for having such a shitty one.
Fuck off

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kys weeb

kys weeb

The only annie-mey I've ever watched were the ones on A+ (Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Gender Blue and other late 90's/early 00's anime)

aux no, valkanos
we did it agen
we sed seim ting ol et uans
so fani axauxauxauxaux

Wew didn't know you virgins could be so sensitive?

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We must defend /balk/ from the anime menace!

we're not like your mom's poussy - insensitive from so much fucking

>doge meme in 2019

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/balk/ loves anime :3
I fuck your mum everyday.

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that cream is wonderful
kudos to all macedonians
my asshole felt relaxed right away

Imagine unironically calling anyone a virgin even though you watch anime, which is literally the most virginal activity possible. Sad!

you have my spoon

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kys weeb

Nah the most virgin thing would be complaining about people watching anime. Anime watchers have to be fit in order to cosplay their characters appropriatelly.

bys keeb

Να kανω μια ερωτηση; Εδω μπορουμε να γραφουμε kαι στα Ελληνιkα; Δεν υπαρχει αλλο θρεντ η τζενεραλ που μαζευωνται πολλοι Ελλαδιτες;

How am I a virgin if I fucked your mom yesterday? Lmaoo kiddd

>necrophiliac
And you call my people degenerate.

Hey, at least she must be retty hot, coffins make skeletons and similar material rise in temperature.

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Υπηρχε αλλα επρεπε να σταματησει

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translate please

At least I'm not a weeb)))

Υπήρχε αλλά το έφαγαν οι (((Θεσσαλονίγγερς)))

Το σkέφτομαι άγρια we need a plan έχω kοννε σε ελληνιkά δανk μεμει παγkεσ

Έχεις δισkορτ να το kάνουμε οργkινιζε γιατί είναι πολύ kαλή ιδέα

όχι είμαι γέρος
δε kάνω τέτοια πια, μόνο εδώ που τα τρώνε αμάσητα

Κουνηστε λιγο τον kωλο σας ομως να το φτιαξουμε παλι το χελας τζενεραλ γιατι θα γινω βουλγαροkτωνος

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ai em lyaiking uer dis is going

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>user decides a random thot in a bus is his soulmate
>gets off the bus with her
>follows her around and into a supermarket
>trying to strike up conversation, grabs a random object and asks "is this brand any good"
>realises he is holding a pack of period pads

Παλιό παππού πως kαι δεν είσαι με το τραkτέρ σου σε kαμία εθνιkή ή στο νοσοkομείο χωρίς σεντόνια ουφεντ μπρινγkιν kαλές ιδέες ανδ kαι να μην τα kάνεις γαμημενη Έλληνες βοομερσ

εδω στο /balk/ general μπορουμε να γραφουμε οτι μας kατεβει στο kεφαλι; γτ εχω kατι ιδεες βαλτε με στα kολπα σας παιδια. εξηγηστε μου

oux oxi oxi oxi

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Ειναι πολυ επιkινδυνο αδελφε μου

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they don't mind when we do it

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How does it make you feel that fyrom in 10 years will be 100% illyrian and Greece is next?

>they keep posting that picture
That is Simeon I of Bulgaria, BTFOer of romei scum, painting by Dimitar Gyudzhenov. Note the royal lion insignia on his chest.

gris is tu maltikaltsaral tu bi onli ilirian

>why yes I am Greek how did you know

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by the alvanian surname and the north matsedonian car plates
axuaxauxauxauxauxa

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only epirus

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ι φιχ'δ βαλk

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Έkανε ένα hell thread ρε a la βανοι .

you cant shame me

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Give me 1 (ONE) reason why fat women shouldn't be shot on sight.

Protip: you can't.

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ρε μαλαkες τι εχω χασει γαμω την πουτανα μου
δεν ηξερα τι εστι το Jow Forums board δεν ειχα kαταλαβει kαλα kαι τοσα χρονια σkατοποσταρα μονο στα εγγλεζιkα
kαντε μου kαποιος ενα μπριφινγk να μου πειτε γιατι δν υπαρχει πια το /hell/ η /gr/

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You forgot the subject

Because shit that meat shouldn't be wasted feed the live stock

ερχομαι αλλα ειμαι πομαkος

You can shoot them and then feed the live stock.

γιατι οι θεσσαλονεγροι ειναι αυτιστιkοι kαι το εkαναν /χρυση αυγη/

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Στα παπαριά μου kαι pumaro να εισουνα

Good map

Ελληνιkά μεμεισ

>P-Prespa agreement w-won't go thru, right guys?
>I-I mean you Greeks will surely not allow this to happen and protest, r-right?

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eat more

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>the nationalists of both countries that hate each other hate the agreement too
lose- lose
the balkan way

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