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bark init

got 92 fishing

>Check face with phone camera
>Horribly blotchy poreous skin with red marks everywhere
Why are phone cameras like this?

anime

>(random historical figure) WAS ACTUALLY BLACK

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Which one of you was this

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liked that they made the brexit referendum "remain" and "leave" instead of "yes" or "no".

cringe bigly whenever i hear a northern accent on the telly or radio despite being a northerner myself

U G L Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly

they're too detailed, humans only look good when you add a filter or the picture was taken a fair distance away

woof woof woof

nice

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all me

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THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

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What does the UK even make anymore? Most of our prized assets have been sold off or are made in Europe.

off to do some image manipulation back in 5

mad that Europeans willingly signed up to the Euro when it's clearly a plot to reduce the relative strength of Germany's currency and boost export competitiveness, to the detriment of Southern European economies

H O W L I N G

not camera mate it's you
this is unironically something that is being discussed now the cognative biases of "remain" as being more negative than stay lol

just got 92 crafting myself

you enver actually study a persons face the same way you study a 'selfie'

got 100 virginity

gz mate

Fucking brainlets fucked me out of a career.
Was hoping to work for the ECDC but you have to be an EU citizen for that. Given you have to be a US citizen to work for the CDC I guess I’ll just have to try the WHO or World Bank with their lucrative tax free salaries

half way there innit

I look fine in the mirror

the who?

All of these parasitical organisations need to be dissolved

Get some glasses

Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs

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Once took 2 pills in Tresor during an Ayarcana set. Still can’t work out if he played an extended version of Conflict that lasted about 20 minutes or if it just felt like that. Would thoroughly recommend.

Sorry to hear that. If it cheers you up, many of them will die.

here's your image mate, £40 and I'll frame it and send it to you

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Frenchman, discussing French comics:
>BD are a perfect example of one the french biggest weakness : we have awesome things, and we don't know how to sell them.
>We do that all the time. The minitel. The credit card chips. Hell the TGV should have been everywhere, and we struggle to sell it to a few countries.
>We are a superpower with only 70 millions of people working a mere 35 hours a week and so many occasions to skip work. That's damn impressive.
>France could really shine more, technologically and culturally.
>But it's like being french is a curse that forces you to do great things... And let them stuck in france forever.

Mate, stop posting. Nobody cares. You've got a special flag and you think you're the dog's bollocks

>mad that Europeans willingly signed up to the Euro when it's clearly a plot to reduce the relative strength of Germany's currency and boost export competitiveness,
right
>to the detriment of Southern European economies
depends. the benefit they got and get is immense. they get billions of credits and money what they never would have gotten under normal circumstances and without the EURO.
there is no future perspective but boomers never think about that. they want maximum wealth right now.

doing my expenses lads

ARRRRR OIM A POIRRATE AN OI DOWNT LOIKE IT WHEN YOU LANDLOBBERRS COM ERE MAKIN' DEMANS

gf says that shes going to cosplay as browsett next time we go to a con. What should I go as? I was thinking mario

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Oasis is a shit band name

Nelson Mandel was actually black

Some friends of mine were thinking about renting a flat in London with a balcony so they could watch the Summer 2019 Food Riots but they decided it was too risky.

Ah yes the public health agencies responsible for co-ordinating the responses to disease outbreaks should be shut down.
You deserve to get pan-resistant TB or the next Spanish Flu for such a brainlet comment.

you a virgin?

Yeah and all those billions go right back to Germany lmao

I've got a brand new combine harvester

gratz

>browsett
Had this nonsense wordfiltered when it was all the rage on /v/

dunno lad looked at my face in the camera and it gave me a beard, but I don't have a beard

OMG GUYS I GOT 99 COOKING FUCKING EPIC NOW I CAN GET MY COOKERY CAPE XD

business idea: the ability to flag on-topic posts since it would take less time

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>he got BTFO so hard he's resorted to childish threats and insults
Oh dear oh dear.

The world is well overdue for a major pandemic, we need to cleanse this fucker

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Prefered the German riots where you could see nigger bulls raping white people on every other balcony myself

Praise Jupiter Optimus Maximus Dolichenus

UTTERLY grim

the sign of a truly secure and confident man

>hiro made a Jow Forums webapp
>you have to log in with an email to use it
is this the end?

business idea: a janny that actually removed and banned people for off-topic posts

'ate meghan markle

>Food Riots

I’ll be alright, mate. My Dad’s been prepping for three years. I’ll send you a pic x.

I think its becauss we’re used to seeing ourselves in the mirror but when you look at a photo of yourself its not flipped around in the same way as a mirror so it looks “off” to you

I cant remeber the name for it but I know its a thing

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could you imagine

Love Mel S
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>what is selection bias

most regional accents shit. just speak english lmao

For real? I only see 3rd party ones on the play store

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Just wanna go fuckin'...buy a bunch of guns and shoot niggers from a boat.

never really understood why Jow Forums doesn't just go hard for donations. moot seemed ideologically opposed to it but that shouldn't be an issue these days

surely there'd be enough interest to cover costs?

kek this is me

If anything this situation shouldn't make you smug, it should make you fearful. This happened in a country during a prosperous time when there is plenty of food on the shelves and medicine in the pharmacies. Imagine what will erupt when people's comfortable lives are snatched from underneath them.

Very wise. Many people will be ok. One of the biggest problems is going to be rich people bulk buying food in a panic, and then there's nothing left for those who live hand to mouth.

This isn't fucking reddit kid

a pass is basicly a donation

dont like dance music
only like leonard cohen

Just work in private security lad

mootxico

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It's snowing again!

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hate leaving the house
can't do anything without embarrassing myself doing something stupid somehow

Unless it was a very weird disease (like the original Spanish flu, where it was people with healthy immune systems that died because of cytokine storm) a new pandemic would probably kill a higher proportion of people in the developed world than the developing world though (because of weaker immune systems).

kek this is me

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all in your head. no one really cares

false for two reasons
1) it's not snowing
2) it hasn't snowed, so it can't snow "again"

Germany will suffer the most from Brexit due to being deprived of Anglo blood to drink to sustain their vampiric way of living

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wish i could grow friendly muttonchops

Seems like a hassle.

>ve haff ze fut unt meticines tommy
>zer vill be too much paperverk to get ze fut unt meticines elsever
>sink off ze paperverk tommy
>sink off ze riots ven zer iss no fut unt meticines
>hant over ze parlahment ant ve vill gif you ze fut unt meticines

remainers complain about the referendum being unfair but want a 80% turnout requirement and for leave to win they have to get 66.7% of the votes

wrong i judge everyone within a 100 yard vicinity

Looks amazing.
Jow Forums has finally entered the 2010s

The malnutrition and lack of basic hygiene and shit will cause more deaths in the third world than the first and besides the developed world isn't exactly free of undesirables

Just woke up

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and then instantly forget about them

Cop-out

Big if true

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the gf just got back from a buisness trip with her boss! She said she got alot of overtime bonus for it and her boss bought a Switch for me!

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