Why are the British so pathetic? Every year it's the same thing

Literally wouldn't have it any other way

you bring shame to Europa

ANGLOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

what, by not living in a frozen shithole?
kys

I have easy 10ft snow banks around my town. Always blows my mind how people manage to really fuckup driving in the snow/ice.

Like, just... be careful breh.

Soufern poofs writing the articles, norferners don't give a shit because of our VIKING heritage.

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Wtf Oregon. I figured you'd be better than that. Before this cold snap bullshit we received 14 inches of snow over 2 days and there were almost no car accidents. On unplowed streets I saw a number of stuck cars that couldn't move in the snow but I've never seen shit shows like this. Do people from warmer climates just drive as fast as they can until they wreck when driving in the snow? I don't understand.

it's actually based because we all get days off work and it's illegal to take it out of your pay/leave

these people used to own a fourth of the world
can you fucking believe it

>meanwhile in Sweden
Schools, jobs and shops still open as usual.

Can bongs even call themselves white if they can't deal with 2cm of snow?

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This, my day has been comfy as fuck
Watching the day after tomorrow rn

Snowed a little bit here too.

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How pathetic does that make the rest of you?

people that don't understand how to drive in the snow believe that steering harder and stomping on the gas is how you get unstuck

>Schools, jobs and shops still open as usual.
Does this retarded ice-nigger actually think the shops here are all closed?

>I figured you'd be better than that.

Why in God's name would you think that? The city was shut down for about half a week, and their solution was to mandate all cars to put on chains (even the ones with AWD) in order to break up the ice.

I was on the fucking MAX when it hit, it was jampacked like sardines and it didn't move an inch for half an hour because commuter traffic was blocking it.

it's supposed to make you look pathetic
why is 2 cm of snow in britain considered a snowmageddon?

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I remember 1.5 cm crippling all of Paris last year.

black people arent used to snow

we have very mild weather and can't deal with anything hot or cold

>you right now

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>It's not the same when it's us
State

We don't get snow much. Where I live I haven't had snow for 3 years and Scotland only gets about 2 weeks at most usually

Remember last year when it snowed a little bit in Ireland and looters tore down a grocery store with an excavator? good times

these
i love """"""""""""""""working"""""""""""""""" from home on snow days when the office is closed

I suppose west coast traffic bullshit would be awful in snow. Thing is that doesn't look like much snow at all. Heavy traffic areas are always the safest to drive on in heavy snow because the traffic literally clears a path. Get your tires on the exposed pavement not the snow. And when it's ice well slow the fuck down nothing else you can do. It's that simple. That's why I cannot understand this. Cities shut down with disaster situations on the roads for amounts of snow we wont blink an eye at. Just slow the fuck down

ok nerds

Brits are not buying winter tires. I don't know why.

5 non-fatal car crashes
HAHAHAAA ANGLOS BTFO BY SNOW

why are swedes so arrogant and dumb

It's only properly icy for about 3 days a year in most of the country, I'm assuming scots and northerners are better prepared but in the south it would be a silly investment

Not worth it since it rarely snows

I have never owned winter tires yet even earlier this week I was driving 15 miles home from work in significantly more snow than that. Do they not feel their car? Slow down see how it handles, slow down a lot before curves, slow down a lot earlier approaching stops. It's that easy
slow down.

What's that? "Park your car on the side of the highway and abandon it for days?" Got it, boss!

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Embarrassing. Where was this one?

Our south loses their shit whenever they get a dusting.

We don’t have to either but people do it anyway, probably because we have some snow and ice every year

>tfw your country is such a work cuck state that you are forced to risk your life to work for 1 day

wagie slaves SEETHING

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>tfw you're such an incompetent retard a couple of snowflakes can be considered life threatening
britcucks are DYING

Just buy them at summer when they are pretty cheap, put them in your garage and just use them those 3 days when it snows.

I want to laugh, but we are not better in France.

youtube.com/watch?v=XJuSGmEwPWo

snow is scary ;~;

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It's illegal to drive with winter tires when there is no ice, so you could wake up for work, see that it's snowed or frosted, have to rush to change all 4 tires on your car, still sit in the stlame amount of heavy traffic. Then you wake up the next day and there's nothing and you have to change the tires again

Or don't buy them and drive like you have a brain and be fine like 99.9% of people in snowy climates

lmao I am driving a slammed BMW in way worse snow and its fun af

There's a difference between studded tires and snow tires

uhm dont you mean illegal to drive on studded tires?

Do you not have tabloid newspapers in your country?

changing all tires takes me like 5-10 mins with an electric impact

We're a maritime country
Snow is for Nordic, Slavic and Yank yokels

>SNOW WAY HOME!
Why do brits do this?

>go to Britain in February
>see Brits crawling everything

oii how one would laugh

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well, no country has such tabloids like the UK, seriously

It snows for not even a week once a year and that is usually limited to certain parts of the country. We don't need snowploughs because we don't live in santa claus' frozen arsehole and they wouldn't get used the vast majority of time. We grit the roads when it's cold and people get used to a bit of bad traffic for a day or two.

There aren't clickbait newspapers in Sweden?

>European """"""""""winter""""""""""

That looks comfy as fuck.

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>b-but England is a Nordic country!!
keks so pathetic...

Englishmen are honorary MEDS, n*Rdoid weather is out of their element

bongs are pathetic

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>tfw it's been snowing for something like 36 hours straight in Oslo
Who /comfy/ here?