You have 15 seconds to be as Qatari as possible

Mashallah I'm gonna whip me some Indian sla- ahem, migrant workers and then take a shit on some Eastern European hoe's chest and then sell some overpriced pissbeer to the kuffar at WC 2022, Allah willing

>rapes servant
>collects oil dosh
>shakes fist at the Saudis
>funds the Muslim Brotherhood
>go on Al Jazeera and tell Westerners how Arabs dindu nuffin

>drink beer
>get shot

*marries 9-year old girl*

PBUH

/thread

*rapes japan* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*

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That's Yemen, Qatari only marry 12 year olds.

Actually there is alcohol in some hotels and there is even a store that sells pork and alcohol to non-muslims.

*3-1 against Japan*

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how was doha today?

Lots of cars (of course they wouldn't try walking) on the street honking with people yelling and celebrating. I don't really know what else is going on because I have spent the whole day at home, but that's what I hear from inside.

youtube.com/watch?v=GgOeLHHReVk

*awkwardly hovers hand over shoulder of Instagram model*

>whip instawhore

Is everyone rich in Qatar or is that just a meme?

*funds terrorist cells and islamist parties so other countries stay shit*

in degenerate West, instawhore whips YOU

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Ennahdha are the good guys, it's UAE and Saudi sabotaging tunisia because they don't want a democratic muslim country to be successful

Not everyone but Doha's definitely up there.

lmao fuck off

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memri.org/reports/sumaya-al-ghannouchi-daughter-rachid-al-ghannouchi-saudi-arabia-muslim-brotherhood-mb

Add black rope to my current dress

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i liek qatar, best allies

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Well it depends. It's not the same being an european than an indian construction worker. However, the only actual rich people are qataris who can literally live in better conditions than 90 pecent of western europeans without working a day of their life. That being said not all qataris are millionaires, which is probably what you mean by rich.

I really hope you are not one of the niggers in the cars, because if you are I will find you and stomp your fucking face.

Do you want to get deported? That's how you get deported.

On a scale of 1 to literal hemorrhage, how ass hurt are /sp/ right now?

no one says this, because they spend all their day inside with the AC turned on

based

That's alright, I'm leaving soon anyways. But I don't think I would get deported for a joke on 4channel thb. It's not like I'm even saying anything bad about the country.

>Ennahdha
>the good guys

Top fucking kek. Yes. Yes. The party that lead the sad, lumbering corpse of this meme cunt to its eventual doom. The one that made sure to get most of its trouble making members out of their jail cells (in which they deservedly have been rotting away for maiming regular schmucks and disfiguring passing females and other general chimpery). Not only that, but ALSO, employing them, giving them salaries way above their qualifications, and essentially corrupting the very core of our security system. Being responsible for assassinating two opposing party members and not being persecuted for it (surprise the Justice system is even more corrupt than under the supposedly totalitarian regime) and cooperating with our current shit government, paving the way for MORE hyperinflation, overpriced goods and NO FUCKING MILK IN STORES. NO FUCKING MILK.

Fuck you.

AJNEBI

t. retarded Iranian

Do they check whether you are a Muslim before they sell you booze or pork? How do they do that?

t. arms dealer

*افوز في كاس اسيا*
شكرا تميم المجد

*gives a passport to a decent European football player*

do you Gulf Arabs really consider each other different nations? You all speak the same language, believe in the same God, have the same culture, cuisine, climate, everything. How is an Emirati different from a Qatari?

خليجنا واحد

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пиздeц ты чo cкaзaть хoтeл

>tf
>tp
What's a ruskie doing in Poland?

Dirka Dirka, buy oil!

All Poles know Russian, it's the lingua franca of eastern Europe

I HAVE INDIAN SLAVES BUT LET ME TELL U WATS WRONG WITH UR CUNT
ALSO DONT BE RACIST TO ME YOU KAFFIR

This is pretty easy for an American since we're two of the fattest countries in the world. Pretend I'm a Muslim and I might as well be Qatari.

Yeah Ironically the country with the most similar dialect to us is Qatar. We are also each other's neighbors with the most similar traditions. The only things that really differentiate us is which side of the border where at, which passports and citizenship we have, which monarchs rule us, and the politics the monarchs chooses. srs.

>having monarchs

DURK DURK DURKA I TALK ON MY PHONE LOUD AS FUCK AT 2 IN THE MORNING WHILE IN THE HOSTEL WAKING UP DORM MATES

>falling for the dem*cracy meme

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>Qatari
>hostel

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Imagine being so cucked.

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>mob rule is good

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Been to the ME and that sounds 100% accurate, except the maid is filipina
Also include something about shitting on Russian escorts

the dude was Qatari and he was staying at our hostel.

Unless he was some other Arab LARPing as Qatari or something

I find it hard to believe a Qatari would stay at a hostel to save a few bucks. Even normal 5 star hotels are usually beneath them.

Probably a Pajeet who grew up there and started larping as one or something similar. Many such cases.

>one family rule is good
you know, if you europeans were still ruled by monarchs that have all the power in your governments, you too will still be fighting at each and will be at each other's throats.
But that's not the timeline you live on anymore.

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you said anything about monarchy you democrazy supporting dumdum
I want a Oligarchic Republic, of course!

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>being a republic
Just look at France

I love France

Pradesh, you subhuman, come clean my room right now. I have your passport, remember.

Sure, but the state of France is unbalanced and they have had socially many ups and downs over many years.
They are a very divided people compared to many other western countries

You have to get something like a license that they only give to non-muslisms. So without the license you cannot buy booze. Sort of like how people have to show their id to prove they are over 18 in some countries. However in hotels you can just order alcohol if you are over 21, nothing else is required.

Mmm American fast food habibi.
*Amputates leg because of diabetes*
Its ok we got tonnes of money habibi.

>*Amputates leg because of diabetes*
This literally and unironically still happens all the time in poor parts of the country where nobody has health insurance.