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Ofcourse I didn't do it.

sir patrick stewart on jamie and jimmy tonight lads

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they do know that there's several matches on that day?
lol

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sister is 6 years older than me and always likes to hold her age over me and will say things like "that was before you were born" in a condescending tone

joke's on her because now she's 30 and childless and probably having an existential crisis over it

business idea: a government budget written by Marie Kondo

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bf65e44069a2

Can someone explain this, who tf did he cum so immensely just by getting arse fucked?

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MEOWING

Just had a look at this page the yank linked

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so what?

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for me? it is an early night and falling asleep while reading a good book (non-fiction)

Are you telling the truth or not?
Why would he say you did?

they are so.. what? they must be rare as slovenia is the joint second least popular EU destination

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Need to spaff in an asian fanny. (Japanese or Korean only)

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im sure the manc pubs will be heaving for scotland v italy in rugby

lol

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what you reading?

why such a difference between spain and portugal?

there's football on every saturday though and neither of the manchester teams are playing saturday?
bizarre point to make

im going to slovenia in june.

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Yes, I'm telling the truth. Why would I just stab someone? He obviously has something against me if he blamed me for stabbing him :^)

Accidentally pressed the captcha at the wrong time again and now have to actually do them

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bible

prostate stimulation, some people call it the male g spot
there's special sex toys just for it

youtube.com/watch?v=vPK0qQZo4JQ

those are old stats. there are lots of Brits here

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The light the heat

I am complete

>skittles man knew he was going to prison either way and lied to prevent getting raped

Mikey raped a man in the face with his penis whilst on ghb

So it'll be busy every Saturday then

It's been organised by that moronic paki, Yazim

He doesn't even like in the North West

Absolute fucking idiot

The idiot is going to have a rude awakening when he realises there's a fucking football game going on too and people will want to watch it at a pub

Thick paki cunt

I told them we should meetup somewhere outside and then figure out a plan after that, just like with the other meetups

Yazim is a fucking autist, who lets an autist organise anything?

>[YouTube] Interviewing Brexiteers at Parliament (embed)

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im visiting in June. Spending a bit of time in Ljubljana and then Lake Bled area and possibly the Julian Alps. any reccs or suggestions?

no deal brexit is the penultimate trigger of the End Times

have you heard of the high elves?

the portuguese are surprisingly weird, they like to put on big masks and dance around fires, never got fully christianised i reckon

Me: very unfunny

Would you rather spend a year in Wales or France?

Lol which one of you was this

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prostate

I am 70% complete

I'd skull fuck you, little man. What are you studying in uni btw teehee x

I want to have sex with Emma Watson and smell her farts.

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throat and chest hurts from 2-3 days light vaping
hurts more than when i chain smoke for 2-3 days wtf
and i had a blister in my mouth earlier
vaping was supposed to be the healthier alternative

And that man? Albert Einstein

reckon this guy is right and we will go back in when people figure out how shit it is

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/756502/time-travel-brexit-uk-eu-europe-future-brexiteers-leave-noah

Would like to know too

Had four pints but could do with a fifth.

Spain is a much larger country

France

Vaping seems like a meme to me, can also be potentially dangerous, that one lad got a broken neck and lost all his teeth when the vape fucking exploded.

>uni
Im not that kind of girl teehee

doing a big smelly poo lads it's a right stinker

reckon in the next 5 years someone's gonna do a study that shows vaping is as harmful as smoking in some way

spains a lot bigger

slovenia-trips.com/eng/
travelslovenia.org/

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sounds like it's running too hot

im fully expecting this but all i know for now is that vaping is alot cheaper, when im doing regular hours at work again ill switch back to real cigs

Why the fuck are you replicating your exact same posts from /britfeel/ you fucking mong. Honestly some fucking people. Seething on a Friday night nice one cunt

Emma?

vaping is supposed to wean you off smoking which is much more harmful, said the other week its more effective than nicotine gum and patches

friendly. I like them

Just got a message from a girl I aired asking if I want to go out for a drink some time

the absolute audacity of her, think I won't reply

THEY WENT FREE THAT VERY DAY

I STOOD IN THE COURTROOM LIKE A FOOL, AND THOSE TWO BASTARDS, THEY SMILED AT ME

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don't ever fucking post that again

POPCORN LUNG

>70 GB uploaded
need to stop forgetting about my torrents and letting them seed for a week lol

What film is this from again?

Looks based.
How does it compare to Austria or Sw*tz*rl*nd?

what have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

nah pal

youtube.com/watch?v=xUnUHMs6gJM

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Go back to roddit with your spacing.

fake news, begone big tobacco gremlin

Reminder THESE are the people you allow to post on your thread

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Personal
Electronic
Nicotine
Inhalation
System

Just booked a holiday

how do i make it run not too hot?

1. there are no cases of vaping causing popcorn lung
2. diacetyl is banned from vape juice now
3. cigarette smoke has orders of magnitude more diacetyl anyway

hope it's shite

Scarface

Don't remember that scene from scarface

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what do you have? and what juice

Vape juice is 50% soy

freddo should've been the godfather

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>Scarface

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thanks

All hollows eve?

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Imagine waking up with this hot young filly in your bed.

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