Nicaragua/El Salvador/Honduras/Guatemala

>All Spanish speakers
>All have similar racial mixups - About 50% Indio, 40% Mestizo and 10% white but with a few blacks to fill up their soccer teams
>All Catholic majorities but with a large Evangelical Protestant minority (thanks America)
>All have similar cuisines, all love football with a baseball minority
>All have identical flags ffs

El Salvador are having their election on Sunday and the guy who is favourite to win wants to unite central America into one country.

Do you think they should all be united?
Because this is like Germany/Austria except with 4 countries instead of two.

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your understanding of their racial and religious demographics is very wrong

I've done the research Carlos.
Wiki doesn't lie.

They're all catholic with a lot of evangelicals - in fact evangelicals are poised to overtake catholics in the next few years.

With regard to race - they're well known for their Mayan/Aztec ancestry. The exact differentiation between mestizo and indio may be a gray area because it all comes down to percentages, but you can bet your bottom dollar it won't be hard to find indios as it would in any random sudaca country (Bolivia and Peru aside).

We have the freest boarders in the continent so thats a start, we were once one country but it didnt work out

is there a sort of brotherhood feel between you guys or do you all hate eachother like Serbia/Croatia/Bosnia?

Is there any desire for it to happen at all?

Guatemala fucked up any hope of union, they go to war and were ass raped by countries 1/5 of their size.

catholics are only the majority in nicaragua
there are no aztecs in central america
el salvador has pretty much no indigenous people and they're not even above 10% anywhere else outside of guatemala

Also Nicaragua is the whitest. In pic a Nicaraguan girl.

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Not everyone, with the caravan thing many people here talked badly about Honduras y El Salvador, not ONE country but a Union is in fact coming soon

When Mexico lost California and Texas, they took Chiapas from us, sad

>took Chiapas from us
Chiapas made their choice, same as you

I highly doubt Nicaragua is white

Nicaragua is not white, but it's the whitest of these 4 countries.

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On a more serious note, has anyone here been to Guatemala? Going for 10 days in March, not really sure what to do.

Been there; can confirm that Nicaragua isn't white.

Is Nicaragua really Guatemala's Mexico?

Normal people dont come here for the city, clubs, party, girls etc. They come for the jungles, beaches, lakes, mountains, volcanos, ruins, villages

Any ideas on where to go? I arrive on a Friday. Planning to go out in Guatemala City my first couple nights then head over to Antigua and Atitlan. However, I've traveled lots in the past and don't know how I feel about either Antigua or Atitlan. Both seem pleasant, but I've seen plenty of colonial towns and plenty of pretty lakes.

Thats Honduras, Nicaragua is Costa Ricas Mexico

>Nicaragua is Costa Ricas Mexico
a Mexico can't be north of the country it is the Mexico of.
It breaks Newton's law of Mexicos.

El salvador is more balanced mestizo. Guatemala is mostly amerindian and Honduras is a mix of everything

I would like to read your review then, theres a place called Yaxah, really magical, jungle/lake/mayan ruins, I hope your trip will be comfy

>tfw another country's Mexico
>tfw a poorer, less developed, source of mostly-brown immigrants to Australia

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Thanks, mate. Just looked it up. Not sure whether I'll have time to get all the way up there, depending on how long travel takes in Guatemala.

Is your food spicy? I hate bland foods.

Every country is another country's mexico

UK is spain's and Australia's mexico
Australia is Thailand's mexico

> Britain, Ireland and Jamaica.
> All are islands.
> All have English as predominant language.
> All have important Negro population.

Do you think they should all be united?
Because this is like Germany/Austria except with 3 countries instead of two.

Less spicy than Mexicos, Antigua and Atitlán are super chill and turist friendly

they tried that once and it failed miserably

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I was born in Nicaragua but I've lived all my life in Mexico.
I want to visit Nic soon.

Still waiting for it tb h

Freemasonic republics divided by the eternal Anglos to weaken first the Spanish empire and then the Hispanic world. Today they are failed states governed by gangs, a state can not fall lower.

Their return to the glorious Hispanic Catholic Sphere is impossible, I only hope that someday its inhabitants will change their Spanish surnames to stop dishonoring our illustrious surnames and that they will definitely abandon Catholicism.

Aren't the richest families in guatemala jewish?

We are brown but nowhere near 50% Native American. Maybe Guatemala but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were 40% Native American tops. The Spaniards were horny fags and they fucked almost everything.

El Salvador is the most mestizo country in Latin America, you seem to be very homogeneous

Cómo es Guatemala? Durante mucho tiempo me ha interesado dicho país ya que en mi opinión parece ser bastante olvidado como la gran mayoría de los turistas suelen ir o a México o a Costa Rica o a Panamá. Dice todo el mundo que Guatemala es peligrosísimo y que si me voy para allá que la gente me robará. Es realmente tan malo como dicen? Si yo algún día decidiera venirme a Guatemala qué consejos me darían?

Gracias en antemano...

>Cómo es Guatemala?

Nadie lo sabe, se dice que todo el que entra no sale.

Kek, y eso es algo que se dice debido a la gran cantidad de homicidios que tienen lugar en ese país cada año?

No se sabe, nadie ha vivido para contarlo.

Genetically speaking yeah but phenotypically speaking I think we are just the same as the rest. Some look withe-ish, some mestizo and a minority straight up Native American and some even kinda pardo-ish. Someone like Lewis Hamilton could pass as a local in the coastal regions of the country for example

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En mi opinión, Guatemala es el país más hermoso e interesante de Centroamérica, más que Costa Rica.

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Sí, es el país centroaméricano que más me interesa a mí. Tikal es el número uno de mi lista de cosas que quiero hacer en Guatemala. Has estado ahí alguna vez?

There are some

Not gangs but left overs of colonial times

Fui a Antigua Guatemala pero tenía 5 años.

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>left overs of precolonial times

Fixed.

Dude gringo families come here all the time, read/watch safty tips for travelers

Recomiendo que visites los lugares populares y concurridos. Ve a Antigua Guatemala, Atitlán, Izabal, Petén, Ciudad de Guatemala. Si hablamos de playas te recomiendo mejor ir a El Salvador, es un viaje de 3 horas en auto que vale la pena hacer si venís desde tan lejos.

Pues, entraré yo algún día y lo documentaré todito.
;)

Ah, bueno. Suena bacán!

Do you stand out or do you look like average mestizo?

Go to Costa Rica for the nature
Go to Guatemala for the culture
Come to El Salvador for our beaches, cities and lakes.

Don’t be a pussy.

t. the government of El Salvador

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He leído varias veces que son frecuentes los asaltos de los bandoleros que roban autobúses y otros tipos de vehículos, es cierto eso o pura mentira nomás?

Cool, I will look it up! :)

Basado y rojopastilleado. El día que yo llegue a El Salvador me invitarás a una cervecita? :)

Also

>uniting into one country

That’d be retarded we can’t even govern our countries separately plus Panama and Costa Rica are doing fine in their own. Just nuke us already.

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Por supuesto, Sven, a lot nórdicos siempre los tratan bien la gente de acá.

Sii, es cierto bro, tienes que tener cuidado en las rutas de bus que tomas ya que en unas son mas frecuentes que otras. Hay otras que son 100% seguras. Aún así no te lo recomiendo jaja, yo mismo evito hacerlo y solo uso transporte público como última instancia.
Vos tomaste eso bro? Está en todo la foto jaja

Nah la encontré en Instagram jeje

>a minority straight up Native American
The delusion....

>plus Panama and Costa Rica are doing fine in their own.
that/s why I excluded them lad.

Just the 4 of you unite.

But the dude is talking about uniting the whole of CA that’s why I think that’s stupid desu

oh the Salvadorian?
Yeah that would be silly.

Peru is our mexico though

Gracias, José. Por cierto, de qué país son los turistas más odiados en tu país y por qué?

Y la ruta a Tikal, cómo es? Hay otra manera de transportarse sin que te roben? Gracias por tu respuesta, compadre.

>and the guy who is favourite to win wants to unite central America into one country
¿qué?

>Gracias, José. Por cierto, de qué país son los turistas más odiados en tu país y por qué?

Nadie es odiado acá por su nacionalidad todos se sienten alegres de que visiten esta país lleno de problemas, no importa si sos negro o blanco o amarillo o azul

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Bukele de seguro, el tipo es un gran idealista

would be yugoslavia all over again

No haberse independizao

La ruta a Tikal es larga y tediosa pero puedes irte en avioneta jaja. Por la ciudad puedes usar un taxi, mas caro pero mas seguro
Guanacos = baseados

Suena bonito eso pero estaba pensando que tal vez existan grupos de turistas que se portan peor que otros? Hay algo que hacen los turistas en general que no les gusta a los salvadoreños. Quizá lo hagan sin pensarlo?

Aceptan refugiados por clima infernales en Tecpan? Tan agradable el clima

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Bueno la verdad si he visto a turistas de Inglaterra que se han puesto bien borrachos y han hecho problemas en bares, pero nah al final eso lo encontramos más gracioso que problemático, ver a europeos comportarse como animales es bastante gracioso.

Si jsks, aceptamos pupusas aqui en mi casa
2 CQ
1 M
1FQ

Bueno, soy responsable con el consumo de alcohol así que no les causaré problemas. :)

Gracias, compadre! Supongo que el aeropuerto Mundo Maya (FRS) es el aeropuerto más cercano, sí o no? Cuánto podría costar un pasaje desde Ciudad de Guatemala a ese aeropuerto?

No lo sé jaja, nunca he viajado en avioneta hasta allá, pero seguro es divertido. Espero y se haga tu viaje y lo disfrutes mucho :-)

>Nicaragua
>white

According to data released by the 2011 Census, approximately 84% of the population of Costa Rica is considered white or mestizo.

*laughs in Costa Rican*

Visit El Salvador.

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Thanks again. Any suggestions on nice places to visit in Guatemala that don't have lots of foreign tourists? I'm not traveling halfway down the hemisphere to hang out with other wh*teoids, TBQH.

Then again, my Spanish isn't too great. Is English language proficiency fairly common down there?

Nigga that doesn’t mean anything El Salvador is 99% white and mestizo, doesn’t mean we are actually white.

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>Any suggestions on nice places to visit in Guatemala that don't have lots of foreign tourists?

Do you want to get mugged or raped because that’s what you risk if you want to visit places where tourists not normally go

Lord, this shit again.

Desgraciadas provincias rebeldes
Ya volverán

>Do you think they should all be united?
>Because this is like Germany/Austria except with 4 countries instead of two.
They are to Mexico what Austria is to Germany
Smaller version of exactly the same that tries really hard to make itself look unique