I just bought my first fucking Monster ever. Why did you do this
I hate you guys
Joseph Bennett
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Mason Gutierrez
because you are weak.
Carson Peterson
BOOOMIN USA
Kayden Myers
>unironically being a boomer
Ethan Turner
Nice choice, is this grey version better? I need to fit in with my other boomer friends when we play PS4 and drink Monster later this evening
Thomas Walker
youtube.com
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kevin Reyes
hows it taste ;)
Tyler Johnson
should've covered that reflection with his thumb /siiiiiiiip
Nathan Sanders
true boomer
Jose Garcia
Hello fellow charlestonfag
Adrian Lewis
lmao I did the same thing
It doesn't taste bad desu
Andrew Young
literal pajeet top kek based sirs and madams
Mason Perry
>Not drink the thinking man's drink
Jace Young
>mfw this cuck lives near me
just leave my state please
Luke Martinez
i remember a time when amazon had 20 packs of khaos for 30 dollars. they've doubled the price since then this meme is ruining my life.
Lincoln White
Green Monster was my favourite before the boomer thing. Now I need to buy the ultra ones to keep up with the others.
Benjamin Long
monster truly is shit tier energy drink
if i require one, red bull is the only way to fly
Elijah Cox
Literally just placed my down on the desk to type this.
Evan Ward
>doesn't know the difference between African and Indian skin
stfu whiteboi
Jordan Long
NIGGER
Kevin Ward
one has lepper and the other aids?
Juan Thompson
I only drink pure distilled rain water. fuck off with your brain cancer artificial sweeteners and flouridated drugged artificially colored $3 sugar water
Evan Williams
You guys are falling for a really gay ad campaign
Fucking brainless burgers
Jeremiah Perry
yeah Indian skin is better
Jordan James
Because monster PR had a good idea
This
Michael Cook
this, but unironically.
enjoy your liquid jew
Samuel Nelson
Yuropoor here, I fell for the meme and also bought today.
Nicholas Lopez
I've become the guy who mows his yard, listens to def leppord, drinks monsters & smokes cigars. All thanks to the boomer meme.
I hate you guys
Gavin Thompson
Ryder Smith
same here. fucking lol
This board influences me way too much
Easton Williams
Thus marks a new era of Jow Forums
Aiden Ross
test
Ayden Green
Who said you had to buy one? Enjoy your emergency room bills.
Jordan Murphy
Suger free is the way to go.
Daniel Gray
I drank Monster Red yesterday and it ended up with me fucking two tranny hookers on meth
Connor Robinson
You aren't welcome here.
Jackson Bell
Why? Is it because I make more money than you, have a big dick (look at my hand size), or my skin color? Y'all are jealous racists!
Matthew Lee
i wonder how much money monster inc is making from this dumb ass meme
Evan King
why would you literally buy something from a meme
Jose Bennett
Wow, I knew it.
Jack Perez
ITT viral marketing
Nolan Young
BOOOOOOOooooooooooooomer fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHH. WRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Jacob Hernandez
It's fucking scary how effective memes at programming people.
Just got back from a shop, while looking for other things I saw a monster in the fridge and absentmindedly put it in the basket.
Then I asked myself wtf am I doing, I'm really buying shit I never ever considered because of a Jow Forums boomer meme? and put it back.
Adrian Foster
Tyler Taylor
We've all been there...don't feel bad.
Michael Hall
ok there's no fucking way it's not an intentional campaign. Some ad agency is using Jow Forums as a testing ground for viral meme advertising. The monster boomer meme is designed from the grounds up for a specified population segment and it's fucking effective.
The monster logo is too exposed for memes to be organic.
To the guys from the ad agency that are going to read this: hi, I guess.
Justin Cook
Hi.
Jace Nguyen
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That Boomer spam System that thinks that Boomer is spam
Elijah Hall
So effective. So smooth. 100% Israeli-level psyop
Jackson Rivera
>lets market monster energy drinks to neet boomers on this taiwanese blood sacrifice picture archiver
Grayson Bennett
Was thinking the same thing. Don't get me wrong this shit is kind of funny but every other post is about it. No way this is organic.
Nicholas Watson
it's actually genius
meme marketing boom incoming and a subsequent ban on meme marketing on EU
Gavin Bell
>that1yearoldboomer.jpg
Asher Smith
>Was thinking the same thing
that is because you are a Boooooooooooomerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Joshua Hernandez
Boomer pride
Robert White
it's not the target campaign, it's PoC
No idea if the monster boomer meme itself is planned for widespread release or a temporary PoC. I guess we will see.
trying too hard, high likelihood of paid poster from the campaign.
Justin Gonzalez
Fuck you got me it is all over.
Shut it down boys.
Nathan Russell
Nah.
You guys cant think outside this cesspool of shilling
Christopher Butler
PLS Sir buy Monster. Is very good for Boomer like you, Good Quality Sir pls Buy
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr Sir pls
Justin Diaz
Look at this shit, right now there are 9 almost identical threads with monster + 2 that I think are made by actual anons
Jonathan Russell
Ayden Jones
> not drinking sugar free
Enjoy your obesity and diabetes
Jacob Stewart
lol I missed 2, that gives a total of 11 monster shill threads.
That's too fucking much
DON'T FALL FOR THE MONSTER JEW
Oliver Hernandez
people are doing it because they love triggering other Jow Forums posters
Nathan White
It's a dumb meme that doesn't make any sense on multiple levels. How does a bottom shelf zero calorie energy drink have anything to do with being a not-actual-boomer-but-I-feel-old-as-shit-for-being-above-30-on-this-vietnamese-crab-fishing-forum.
I mean I think zero calorie monster tastes like shit, but that's besides the point. Why would some random product be equated with some sort of imaginary age demographic. Fug this shit, Spike Shooter zero cal is tolerable if you are drunk as shit at least. Pic very related.
P.S. send help.
P.S.S. Three Floyd Warpig session ale is lovely
Adam Martinez
based
Ian Murphy
Who the fuck would actually drink this foul shit?
There’s no way this makes you feel good...
Just have a glass of water nigger.
Carter Ramirez
>DON'T FALL FOR THE MONSTER JEW
Gas this jew meme
Zachary Ortiz
Nothing like cracking open a Monster™ brand Zero Ultra™ energy drink and having that "first sip of the day!" Available in a wide variety of flavours at your local conveniance store, only four dollars a pair! Come to where the flavor is!™
Jordan Lopez
It's the most effective type of marketing, create an artificial identity that has the brand as its inherent part. Apple did it most effectively, especially while Jobs was still alive.
People in the target population segment can join the group by buying the product.
tl;dr monetizing tribal instincts
Luke Martin
Enjoy bitch tits eoy
Sebastian Turner
>that 30 year old monster yew boomer
Asher Jenkins
I love monster but why the fuck is this suddenly popular on Jow Forums , what happened is this psyop
Landon Morris
This. The real meme.
Adrian Green
> that 33,5 year old Boomer who drinks only water
Caleb Campbell
this. i only drink water, coffee, or tea (no sugar)
energy drinks are literally cancer
Justin Sullivan
looks like a boomer is coping hard
Chase Lewis
Lincoln Evans
Fuck now I feel like getting one since I haven't had one in a year
Dominic Mitchell
how do I long monster.
Samuel Campbell
>he's not an Arnie chad
Kayden Phillips
this guy knows
Robert Clark
im actually going to buy one of these now. these marketing niggers did a gud job with the memes
Jacob Gutierrez
>boomer memes are viral monster advertising
Jaxon Wood
i just bought a monster and 8k link both first times for me today. trust me we will make it
Lincoln Wright
Jow Forums brainlets are being successfully viral marketed to
congrats idiots
Luis Parker
>
Eli Sullivan
Buy their fucking stock retard (NASDAQ: MNST)
Colton Perry
Ok so I fucking hate this jew marketing meme so I looked at their stock chart....holy shit. Time to short?
Robert Jenkins
My energy drink of choice + they support all kind of cool stuff.
Parker Baker
Don't feel bad OP, I did the same thing earlier today although I have yet to drink it.
Adam Ward
>not the Zero Ultra
OP you bought the shittiest tier of the Monsters.
Jaxon Martinez
It was big on Jow Forums for while couple of months ago. It's now back with the boomer guy sipping it.
Robert Butler
boomer and based
Jacob James
Taurine is a meme, it's been proven to cause fatigue. You're better off drinking cold water and B12 supplements
Christopher Clark
can i sip n trade with my red bull?
holy shit, why werent people buying this when all of their kids became addicted to it in the early 2000s?
Levi Rogers
to be hon I wish monster was behind a viral marketing campaign driven by an offshoot of wojak/brainlet meme, the implications of this are pretty interesting
Daniel Perry
monster is a failed business. so now they got into crypto to make a shitcoin to money grab. they have started shilling their shit drink in here. fuck monster. never drank one of their drinks in my life. mods ban these posts
Nathan Parker
>tfw
Isaiah Hughes
who /MAXX/ here?