>be American
>be born
>leave a tip
Be American
Matthew Flores
Jason Anderson
*claps*
Isaac Baker
Why do I do it, Bulgaria?! Wherever I go, I must tip! Pls help me!
Elijah Hill
>10cm and thin humour
Ryan Turner
Layered and intelligent joke.
Colton Morris
elmao, what a dumb example boris, all over ex socialist states have this thing called bribe the doctor/nurse for giving birth because if you dont your bitch will be treated like a dog in the public hospital
Hudson Phillips
I actively refuse to participate in tipping culture.
Gabriel Brown
I hate being alive. I wouldn't have tipped shit for being born even if I could. This is coming from someone who always tips appropriately otherwise.
Adam Wilson
>polish education
Evan Fisher
>be american
>get shot
>get arrested for not tipping the shooter
Tyler Lee
That's an awfully pretentious and sanctimonious way to say that you're a cheap stingy cunt.
Justin Young
brainlet
Sebastian Phillips
I romanian user once gave me advice to give extra monies when going to hospitals when I asked for tips before going on a backpacking trip. I thought it was bullshit. Is this a real thing?
Carson Mitchell
>Be Finnish
>Be Muslim
>Bomb
Nicholas Rodriguez
>glands
It's the glans, lol, no D. Glands makes it sound like you have little organs in your dickhead that are producing something.
Brayden Perry
yes its real, you pay the tip beforehand in an envelop and dont call it a tip
the situation is that you are grateful the doctor accepts your gratitude (before he even looked at you)
Landon Morgan
>be american
>dick got shot by jew
>nigga stole the tip
Gabriel Campbell
why are bulgarians so obsessed with circumcision?
Landon Perez
Why are americans so obese and circumcised?
Charles Scott
The circumcision causes obesity
Ayden Powell
>be bulgarian
>be bulgarian