>millions of people worldwide would marry me just to get Finnish citizenship, literally could choose a partner from anywhere in the world
>probably just going to kill myself like a boss
Millions of people worldwide would marry me just to get Finnish citizenship...
Real questions do you really have immigrants that manage to learn the Finnish language to fluency as non natives? What about western immigrants have you ever seen like French, British, German, etc. expats?
next to no one who comes here actually learns Finnish except some russian somalis. but that's alright, I would like a nonverbal sex slave
>millions of people worldwide would marry me just to get Finnish citizenship
So they can be part of the EU and immigrate to somewhere that isn't a shithole. Finnish citizenship is like Polish citizenship.
Will you marry me?
There isn't a single thing Canada is better than Finland
You're incredibly misguided young Joni. Marrying someone for a citizenship would not bring you any happiness for fulfillment. That relationship is based on using each other not actual mutual love or admiration.
You need something that bring purpose to your life, something that gives you a enduring reason to get up in the morning, and making that a person who would marry you for Finish citizenship is a recipe for disaster.
Imagine believing being 1% or 5% better than Germany or UK in something is going to convince an immigrant to live in a Frozen, desolate -30C every winter hellhole.
The average winter time temp in UK is +6C, it rarely drops below 0C. And that's assuming the immigrant won't opt for the Mediterranean paradise of Italy in exchange for having a 2% higher crime rate.
>Frozen, desolate -30C every winter hellhole
Don't bully he literally has nothing in Finland. In fact right now it's a cloudy dark depressing cold shithole with 2 people outside and so quiet you could hear a pin drop. He probably hasn't even murmured a word in some days.
So... Finland?
>So... Finland?
>In fact right now it's a cloudy dark depressing cold shithole with 2 people outside and so quiet you could hear a pin drop
Sounds comfy.
>Being this salty
Here's the warmest city in Canada vs the Warmest City in Finland. Notice something about the average January Temperature?
Yeah, mean temperature seems to be at -4 instead of -30. Also I doubt Helsinki is the warmest city, our archipelago is probably warmer during winter.
>We're not a frozen hellhole I swear!
>subarctic
>frozen shithole
Try tundra which makes 30% of Canada.
>Completely ignoring the full blown medditerenean climate in western Canada
>Completely Ignoring the extremely temperate Oceanic Climate in the West that never drops below +3C in the winter.
>Completely Ignoring the Extremely Temperate Maritime Climate in the East that rarely drops below -2C in the winter
>Only Focussing on the part of Canada that nobody actually lives in
Point me to a single part of Finland that is (mildly) Mediterranean or extremely temperate oceanic and I'll shut up.
And not just a single small shitty island that nobody lives on. Point to a Major City like Vancouver that basks in Oceanic and Mediterranean winter warmth.
>>Only Focussing on the part of Canada that nobody actually lives in
80% of Finns live in the south so what's your point?
boy i sure love living in Finland
BASED
>you're just jealous of my 0.02 increase in HDI over your shithole, there is nothing that your country has that is better than Finland! stay mad mutt, seething!!!!