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turn 360 and walk away

Need this

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Bananas so nice had to post em twice.
You are all brave

Upon further investigation the police would be able to work out the chat logs were false

vocaroo.com/i/s0RSBZytIrST

Hot smegma
Cum
Sperm
Semen

*sip*

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Just got a phone call from this: 01131846524
All it said was "Location: Leeds"

What does this mean?
Am I going to die?

thoughts

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i am aroused

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think the catyank is obese

4>2>1>3

loving our niggering of the royal family ahaha

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1324

Bit sexually explicit for 4channel

>Clwyd
I'm in

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dont get it m8

2 is such a slag

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big jubblers

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I think I got a call from them
old woman asking questions about brexit

jesus CHRIST user
some of us are at work!
can't you see???
WORKSAFE BOARD!

>cleveland
Fuck off, dumb cunt

based ausgog

Supporting prozzies could have been a really neat idea, something to show that she's still got a mind of her own despite now being a full time royal.

But the banana thing was just so cringy and weird. Luckily nobody will say a bad word about it because they don't want to be called racist. If Kate or one of Andrew's kids had done it, they'd have been crucified by pundits.

Wales goalscorers vs Belgium (2016):

Ashley Williams: Born in Wolverhampton, England
Hal Robson-Kanu: Born in London, England
Sam Vokes: Born in Southampton, England

>heels
i'm probably shorter than them
it's not fair

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miss my cat lads

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hope he makes a speedy recovery

Then Swansea were playing villa on the Sunday and shay given was crying

>mind of her own
Lmao, no.

for me? gloucestershire. nowhere else on earth like it. perfect.

sue

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Iceland (the country)
Iceland (the store)

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yeah those bloody native belgians got cheated by the non-welsh!!!!!

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why aren't we friends schizo

we share so many of the same values

It was a bizarre fucking move

Iceland (the store) is unironically peng, I filled up my whole freezer so that it was almost bursting for about £50

my friend
you just got smartphOWNED

youtu.be/k-Fx6P7d21o
doing a rewatch

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want to type lulzy antisemitic merchant memes not cause I'm a jew-obsessed Jow Forumstard but because they're just funny but I'm not sure how nu-Jow Forums feels about and deals with such casual bigotry now

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are you seeing sue on your trip?

sad little freak

*tactically loses to get to the semis*

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were it not for my inordinate fear of stds id be supporting prostitutes
id be supporting prostitutes BIG time

Would have to agree.

Look at all the English-born in the Irish national sides and the Scots too.

Imagine not getting the message after those first 2 one-liner replies

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he literally went to japan for the sole purpose of finding, stalking, and noncing her

i got a warning for calling arabs dune coons

if you go in the japanese thread and just say "jap" you get banned lol

almost certainly no cos they have nothing planned until late feb/march

did a sniff

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raheem sterling is england's most expensive player ever and he was born in jamaica
england also stole owen hargreaves from canada

why you in japan then

youtu.be/LbNjrDjs-g0

When will we solve the cat manace

twitter.com/paulembery/status/1091651555198160898?s=21
holy fucking based

sojourn

vile fucking NONCE

to have sex

How many times do you fart a day lads?

I must fart 30+ times a day.

working?

business idea: sex tourism to japan

don't blame the cat tbqh

cute lesbian couple
green top is super cute

think the most (you)s i've got on a post in the last 6 or so years has been 5

what is YOUR immortality project? How will you be remembered?

Hargreaves is English though.
And what point are you trying to make here? England aren't made up of mostly Scots, Irish or Welsh, you thick bastard.

Jermaine Jenas has just had a seizure live on BBC1 lads wtf

somebody tell me about australian women

the beauties of the bush if you will

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Did you know we didn't get a vote on brexit

are you going to one of those cafes where old men pay to sit and talk to school girls for a couple of hours?

jap food isnt all that, yes they do some genuinely really nice stuff like with the beef and stuff but yeah a lot of thats really expensive, most places itll be something very rich with stupid amount of sauce or something you dont want like bits of squid or whatever

Shan't.

...

It's extremely illegal, frankly bordering on a crime against humanity. I'd rather not discuss it openly, you understand.

diddums! wots wrong with squiddums?

baahhhhh bahh im a sheep!
VROOOOOOOOM! ME A MOTORBIKE

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the 'cup setup

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tempted to make a joke here but wary of various international security agencies monitoring the site so i shall refrain

scon
pram
tap
lolly

you're not in the UK so why would you

need a cute chinkball gf

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I'm watching on iPlayer this better be good

really offended by the 'australian' accents in the good place

Quick mate, put another log on the fire it's dropped to 15 degrees

>The protesters have called for lower fuel taxes, reintroduction of the solidarity tax on wealth, a minimum wage increase, the implementation of Citizens' initiative referendums and Emmanuel Macron's resignation as President of France
All of that is pro-democratic and a hammer blow aimed against the exploiters.

Good read. Thanks, Mad Seamus.