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*the

i have listened to 6 of these

That White Castle gave me serious gas. Not sure I can make it to church in the morning.

This image does not belong on a blue board.

pure, mind-numbing trash

>church

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you don't listen to music?

it's early
(You) can and will, mister

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>church

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imagine the smell

What's wrong with going to church?

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yikes

your blatant complicity in the religion of christianity

Nothing user, don't listen to losers. I hope the best for you.

Also

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i have this agp meme

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Alexis, I made a very mean meme about you, should I post it y/n?

*whistles hard*

sure

Qt/10

no

>more cute boys on the bottom
Don't see an issue here desu

Choon.

youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Thank you. Hope the best for you as well.

i remember this song

I think you should be fine. Do you have a car? Have you looked for places yet? What's the price range for studios?

yellowfever fags confirmed peds

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i saw no1 (openly) checked yr digits
good post desu

>car
yes. it's pretty shitty, but it works (usually).
>looked
yes price range for studios is like $800 minimum

make the dick bigger and it's perfect

This but he's not that brown
Nice touch forgot he's a dropout

i cut myself with a razor blade and the only place i cut myself is in the inner thighs
i dont have a dildo
and i have short hair

fix that and ill give it a 10/10

youtu.be/wabh-YAnDBw

watching this

What's a song I should play for Lucy lads?

>no dildo
What kind of woman are you??

How would you know how he looks
>short hair
I thought you dress as a girl

it's weird to see dark koreans

>Lauren
>white
yes, good goy

You will be fine, boss.

i dont

Nine Inch Nails - Hurt

>real shitter hrs
gr8

Crazy Bitch - Buck Cherry

>self harm
is there anything more retarded? if you want to kill yourself then just kill yourself, no need to be a little bitch about it
thanks senpai

>Mexican tranny

Thats when you outsmart the cartels by paying to have the head removed and you look like a thai ladyboy but you smell like sweat laced with hot spices.

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Interesting, how can't you get a job then

Heart's too big lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=rdlvPe959Ck

been seriously considering kmsing
there's nothing else for me out there

Okay, gonna make peanut butter sandwiches what kind of peanut butter should I use? Should I try putting banana slices on the sandwiches?

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i havent tried because anxiety issues
ill try to find one soon

we can't view that un-proxied

lel

what a horrible post

How do you dress and what hairstyle do you have

You're a burger, your life is like a mixture between Miami Vice and Friends, stop complaining.

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Why?

>nothing else
>implying there's an afterlife
enjoy not existing i guess

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>americans have it easy
Try living in a rust belt shithole

just keep me naked and make a normal short hair

What is her name?????.

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>nanners
yes

Not only do those shows outline like half of what is wrong with american life but american life is much less enjoyable and much more horrible than on those tv shows. If you want to know what life in america is like, watch idiocracy

instagram.com/koi_liyuu/

I'd like to keep you naked

if you are attracted to this you are a pedophile

based judgeposter

you ever start a porno in another tab and you forget about it?

no friends and no gf, dont know how to get any
pure nothingness sounds comfy actually

Liar, you get to jump over ferraris and your best friend is a cool black dude.

Pretty good for a tranny

being awfully dramatic for this early hour desu

Why even go to Church? Unless its Church Chicken

I want to make this female pregnant with my babies. If that makes me a pedophile, then I am proud.

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How? I hate anime, lolis, all that cancer but she's cute

drafting men is for unjust wars
because if the war were just plenty of men would volunteer, like men do for firefighting

Got a date with the Asian girl

???

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No really, I'm asking out of curiosity how you dress and what your hairstyle is

I'll be your friend.

Me too. I would fuck her ragged.

>comfy
Uhhh it would be if your consciousness was around to experience it
Once you die that's the end, many (most?) people are in deep denial about this.

Suck on his black cock while jacking myself off