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why is the 15 year old boy 7 inches shorter than the 14 year old girl?

Guess it's up to me then

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Dakato > Ellie

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>Yazim” and “Wewlad” went to get drinks at the bar. This left me with “Zeus”, “Radio Roastie” and “Are Lid”. “Zeus”, without provocation began sounding off as if he was on a radio show interviewing me, trying to get me to admit I’d behaved inappropriately at some point in my life. He was loud and aggressive, I made him aware of his, gently letting him know that it was not appropriate and he was making me uncomfortable
really wish someone would film these encounters

Paranormal Paktivity 3: Watching You Shit

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>Yes. There's pics of it.

where
what

They look stunted.

they're pikeys

having a good hair day :)

youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0k_o8gfQI
youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0k_o8gfQI

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Country Pepe thinks he is superior
Retarded pepe playing with action retarded pepe figures
Retarded pepe with his feline
Coffee addicted retarded pepe
Soldier Pepe smiling after bombing another country
Plushie Pepe that visits r/the donald
Clown compressed pepe about to crack a joke

youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

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What should I make for brekkie lads

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IT WASN'T A Jow Forums MEETUP

IT WAS A DISCORD MEETUP

Imagine waking up to this in your bed every morning. Emma is beyond perfect.

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imagine using your own race as an insult

christ the state of you

Has someone got the link to when he was on that internet radio thing?

>I can smell your Ribena

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they're bf and gf not brother and sister so im going with genetics

DANCING PUPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does moni hate himself?
is this all part of his gynemorphy? the teleology, I assume, being a polish woman

They were literally from britfeel though

is that mikey on the right?

Some people think you're born into a race, others can see that in life we have the opportunity to choose the race we belong to

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NIGGER IN JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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For me, it's Red Dwarf

like a third of all the girls i saw when i visited looked like that, had the same bigass forehead

getting fucked in the amazon position lads

They're all Discord friends

Some don't post in /britfeel/ at all and others have been there for only a few months (rarely posting)

The whole thing was arranged over Discord

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no you don't
you're a paki
you can't ever change that

>Lass in uni accommodation keeps doing some flirty stuff.
>Rebuff her by acting like a FAGGOT
>She just came out in a fucking t-shirt the other day when we went to Aldi together and asked for my hoodie halfway there so I told her to fuck off
>The more I do this the more flirty she becomes

Women simply want what they cannot have.
It's that simple.

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so how did you end up there

when will amer's father and brother stone him?

oh.
not ok.

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so tired of seeing these ugly monkeys dressed up in tacky clothes like fags on parade

I look like an absolute chav in real life. The hat, the joggers, even the trainers.
But I come home and enjoy Poldark, Sharpe and Downton and other period dramas.

doing a poo rn lads

bent twat

That sucks Moni, why didn't they invite you? You're the best personality on britfeel, you should have been top of the guest list

>I look like an absolute chav in real life. The hat, the joggers, even the trainers.
>But I come home and enjoy Poldark, Sharpe and Downton and other period dramas.

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hat bait and i shant be falling for it no sir i shant

Someones salty because they werent invited

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Food probably haha

mum watches poldark
she has shit taste

whats the most aesthetic oriental film
dont care about plotlines etc

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Never try and be a hero mate.

the assassin

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Hard Boiled

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nah you're a paki bloke in a dress

I was invited as a joke, they wanted to mock me

aquaman

I WAS INVITED

poleaboo.wordpress.com/2019/02/02/the-manchester-meetup/
poleaboo.wordpress.com/2019/02/02/the-manchester-meetup/
poleaboo.wordpress.com/2019/02/02/the-manchester-meetup/

You know how when men go to prison for a really long time they end up wanting to fuck other men?

How long would someone have to be in prison before Moni becomes attractive?

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those people are retarded nutcases

lmao no you dumb twat you ran away from them because you're stupid

actual mirth whenever i see this pic

Skinny ankle jeans, bitch

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Why can't women stop banging on

Moni would you fancy doing an interview on Skype with me at some point about your backstory so that people could get to know you a bit better and clear up some of the misconceptions around you?

youtube.com/watch?v=CLts830aLlw

I want to mock moni, but not enough to make him kill himself
that's not altruism either, he's a clown I keep around for amusement

I want to put my nose up to Emma Watson’s anus as she farts.

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>in a dress
he's not that confident, he dresses like an awkward pre-teen

fuck me lad I post one picture of Elle Fanning in it and you can't help yourself

>You know how when men go to prison for a really long time they end up wanting to fuck other men?
this doesn't happen in real life/outside of america

nice red coat

ripping some positively demonic farts atm

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youtube.com/watch?v=CKFtNsQ78oI

That you Emma?

gimboid

lol it's true
a lot of trannies go through these horrific phases where they're learning about fashion and they just fucking suck at it so damn much for so long
(unless of course they've got a lady friend to help them through it, but poley's far too autistic and antisocial to ever do that)

Anyone else think the world is extremely sensitive outside of our little website?

I was watching a Simpsons video of Brits having bad teeth the other day and the comment section was full of bongs getting OUTRAGED and calling Americans fat and all sorts.

Literally everyone is so soft these days.

Imagine devoting your life to being that bloke who's only invited to make everyone else look better by comparison. Imagine being such an utter failure of a man AND a woman.

I've been burned to many times to trust anyone right now

It's orange but thanks

I want to put Emma Watson's head into a Nutribullet and make you drink it

me too had a curry for lunch

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Just did a shit like it was no one's business

maybe. maybe not

its red you stupid paki shitstain

Thank ya, massa