>Be me >Be working in southern China for a Chinese company as a trade specialist and English-language accounts manager >Have a relationship with a local woman who is related to a provincial party official >She threatens to report me to the police as a spy if I break up with her and have me sent to prison >"Oh, no need for that, let's stay together!" >I wait until she visits her university friends in Hong Kong and immediately go to the airport after taking some stuff from our apartment after work >Immediately buy a seat on the first plane out of the country to a destination that doesn't require a visa in advance for US passport-holders >Fly to Dhaka, Bangladesh >Feel paranoid until the plane lands that it will return to China, and I'll be arrested and sent to Chinese rape prison >Spend a couple days in Dhaka before flying to Heathrow and then back to the US >Currently staying with my mom until I rent an apartment here
Welp. China is getting scarier for westerners, bros. I think the Huawei stuff is going to cause problems. Among other things.
white piggu will be crushed and china will go larger
Gavin Cook
Proof or didn't happen. I want screenshots of the itinerary or at least pictures of the boarding passes or the stamps in your passport.
Kayden Howard
So you ran away, just like a spy would do? Now they're definitely going to think you're a spy. You'll have to look over your back for the rest of your life. One day, when China gets stronger, they might start doing what the Russians have been doing for years and hunt you down to assassinate you. What's the Chinese version of Novichok agent?
Elijah Wright
>Implying chineses are dumb enough to blindly trust a woman's words
Protip: they didn't become the second most important country on Earth by behaving like beheaded chickens.
Jaxon Baker
>have one outlandish experience with a weirdo >hey guys, all of China is getting weird guys!
Get a load of this wanker
Matthew Nguyen
Are you that gigachad that cucks chink women
Bentley Allen
t. CCP member
Henry Jenkins
If life has taught me one thing is to never, ever, ever trust a chink
I'll give my trust to a fucking albanian rat before giving it to a chink
Jacob Nelson
>when China gets stronger looks like he’ll be fine then huh
Leo Robinson
>not Canadian >thinks anyone gives a shit
Jacob Scott
How tight was her vagina?
Jaxson Scott
These posts are based on fear and racism. Fear that an unfamiliar race is about to become a true superpower.
Grayson Anderson
but china will not become a superpower. It’s economy is too reliant on external powers
Connor Richardson
Have they ever arrested someone from america? I think they only do it to cuck countries like Canada
Christopher Brooks
They arrested LiAngello ball for shoplifting and Trump had to bail him out
Nathaniel Rogers
Keep telling yourself that. The words of an opium peddler are less than meaningless.
Zachary Wright
okay chink. you know it’s true though you’ll never be a superpower under a pseudo communist regime
Levi Evans
I'm just kidding, I know I'm talking to a pajeet.
Charles Hernandez
>She threatens to report me to the police as a spy if I break up with her and have me sent to prison Losing your shit over some shitty empty threats
There physically isn't enough resources on this planet to lift all 1.5 billion Chinese to western standards of living. Also once Chinese wages rise enough, all western companies will drop China and start using India as their factory.
Luke Morgan
Everyone in China is a fucking weirdo unless they've spent time out of their shithole bubble.
Wyatt Long
Nope, but were i indian, what would it change? I hope you’re at least getting paid for this lol
Jacob Miller
Also anyone who's been there will confirm they severely punish false reports.
Dylan Cox
>Risking it and getting sent to a fuck-me-in-the-ass commie gulag, where Big Bubba Chong sodomises you every night with his Big Chinese Cock (5inches)
>be in china for internship >meet chinese guy >watch tv together >the senkaku islands shit was going on >he turns to me >"I want to make war to japan and die for china"
>Provincial party official is willing to risk his head by initiating an international incident with a major western country just because his niece or something like that is mad she can't get the BLC (big laowai cock) anymore This guy would be massively retarded
Nathaniel Howard
>India >Becoming the factory of the world
lol no. Now that they are sending codemonkeys to the US by the hundred of thousand, they think they are too good for manufacturing. You would have more chance betting on countries lifted out of poverty by the power of China like Ethiopia.
