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my edition

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first for /brit/

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Oh deary me.

Miss me with that gay shit

It feels like I've just been shot in the stomach lads.

I

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ok guys have fun imma go back to sleep

Shot through the stomach
And you're to blame
You give love a sepsis name (bad name)

Made breakfast. Spoke to two old guys on the walk to buy milk.

think my chinese order of a graduatedcylinder got delayed cause no chinks work during their new year
fuckers
guess we'll see

AHHHHHHHHH.

I ordered some stuff from China last week and it's not gonna be here for a while.

>ordering anything from the Chinese
heh

Housemates still leaving the lights on in the house. Wasting electricity.

www.wikifeet.com/Shiori_Kutsuna


Just saw this princess in Deadpool 2

1 am. I am off to bed. Good night lads

VERy rough proof of concecpt buds

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You could just synthesize your own research chems
/diy/

tried mixing bleacha nd ammonia and the results were out of this world!

Would give it a try but regrettably I'm out of amonia

try bleach and acid

i can be ur friend

fucktard your body produces ammonia just collect it

good morning

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good morning

Good morning, user.
What’re you doing today?

WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD

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good morning we wake up at the same time :333

七指輪

imagine the smell...

...of a bbc

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Do you have to be Mexicanese to like Roma? My brother said it was boring

no, your brother is a fuckwad who probably likes capeshit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He doesn't though and he said I should watch Free Solo instead

should i get subnautica its

it was free in december for like 3 weeks dude...
but yes

>watch a sports documentary instead of this Mexican drama
your friend is a caved in head Luddite
that being said, Mexican cinema is known to be pseudo intellectual garbage

GF keeps sending selfies of her together with her cocktease 20yo cousin

Parents think I’m gay even though I have a girlfriend

why do people say RE2 looks good
the lighting is garbage

nostalgia

muh tank controls

Good evening.

Good morning, user.

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French roasts are trash (IMO).

*kisses u*

>Le 56% Face

this bottle makes redosing a cinch

Should I reply to her?

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hit her up with a =]

ugh my voice
i dont want to talk ever again

Hit her up with a "What do you want"

merry christmas cum
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just do your talking with your brapper

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>never gonna make it

Would you take off her shoes and suck her toes?

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My parents think that my girlfriend is my roommate and that I paid her to pretend to be my girlfriend to hide being gay
My brother relayed this information to me

Love girls in 愛迪達 shoez

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honestly saddest video i've ever watched, penguins are too precious i dont want them to die

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ok but can we talk about how perfect taylor alison swift is

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Gonna pass out vegan fliers today

pass one to me

Come to UCLA and I’ll give you one

why do boomers blame millennials for everything going to shit

projecting because boomers have literally fucked up the entire world

why do millennials blame boomers for everything going to shit

Ashley BTFOs meatards yet again amirite

Boomers are the me generation and want instant gratification despite trying to push that on millennials
Nothing is ever enough
Anyone who has ever interacted with a boomer knows this

the old always blames the new
just look at all of us hating on Fortnite kids
they really do suck

why do boomers yell at workers in stores and restaurants for no reason

faustian

its all over for me, the poison has already destroyed my body, no amount of antidote can save me now

Based

post poison bottles

cumming out of my peehole

trying to figure out mahjong

the duality of fk

How do I convince my parents I’m straight
They’ve seen me kiss my girlfriend but think she’s just my roommate and I’m pretending

WHY THE FUCK ARE QUIZZES ONLINE AND LOCKED AFTER SUNDAY? I JUST WANT TO CRAM THROUGH THIS SHIT CLASS GOD DAMMIT

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I need to remind you all to stop bullying me for owning a pitbull

She's very nice and sweet even to the mailman

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Pitbull hatred is unironically a dogwhistlw for racism

esto

Tell your mom you really want to smell your girlfriend's feet and suck her toes and ask the best approach.

I don’t think they’d buy it even if I sent them a sextape

fuck your mom while your dad watches!!

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Tell me the differences of them
lol peep
Lil pump
Lol zan
Lol 69
All look the same to me desu

new goal today: blacout on benzos and do something dumb

>lol peep
early soundcloud
>lil pump
new age trapcore
>lol zan
kike managed industry plant
>lol 69
iffy nigga (mexican)

I support this

Based and lilpilled

I WANT TO CUM

more like BASED AND REDLILLDED haha

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should i play xcom or xcom 2 first

this slut makes me craycray

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>be young male virgin american christian
>go to church to sing ''virginity is cool''
>go home feeling blessed while the father and other members of the church fuck all the women

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