Culture Pals - /cp/

Fucking jawbrah edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

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Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqphiA9iQJ9mCvYtEQ8SvYxSBuvLyw5hB
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>Fucking jawbrah edition
Did you call?

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Moar

quick rundown about this shit?

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interpals.net/app/photo?pid=30924889

you're welcome

AAAAH bitch I can't deal with this anymore

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Fire, energy, glory and thinking.

So , what has been the most fun thing someone had told you in this page?

It is over.

>tfw get my first message in a while
>tfw its from a moroccan guy

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it got even worse. She asked if I have a crush and I should ask my crush out but she is totally ignorant that she is my crush :(

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just tell her

>moroccan
morelikecan you stop messaging me lmao

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Why are there so much damm muslims?

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Drop her. Waste of time.

this Jawbrah - this fag really posts here, or somebody has stollen a random chav's photos for catfishing?

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Hmmmm

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you can tell she's trying hard
a qt

he posted here quite a bit years ago. now he only pops in maybe twice a month to post the same 2-3 images. his pics are real as far as i know. There are some /cp/ lads that are waay more handsome

what 'bout plastic surgayry?

She sent me that exact same message word for word a month or so back

Well, she actually made an effort to write something.

How do you know a girl is a good one?
myself had found quite the amazing woman just the other day

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What's the name of that austistic american blonde guy, who is a model but claims to have numerous (not std) illnesses?

Thanks man

Clayton? He's a nice dude and he unironically has cluster headaches

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>Clayton
Yes, him. I never said he wasn't maybe I expressed myself badly. Does he still have an account on IP? I want to admire his pics.

Could I get a screenshot? If you can find it.

I don't remember her username, give me the first 3 letters so I can search my messages

Getting my shotgun ready pals

are you ending your life?
why?

I'll give you the last four: "rina"

I appreciate it m8, I asked whether this message was unique and I'll enjoy it very much if she says yes.

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Thanks!

No. I'll go hunt

an animal , rigth'?

Bruno?

No, Randy is a serial killer

Based indian man

I can't take it anymore

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Chuckled

Unfortunately most of my pics are on my old computer and desuarchive is shit at saving pictures.

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Kek

How do you handle having too many qties in your life

kill yourself so there's more for us ?

Move to a country which allows poligamy with all of them and spread the seed of chad

What do you mean?

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Who's to say she'd like you if I wasn't here

come on, we're french, it's all she cares about

Lick the back of my knee please

there are so many good phenotypes on IP

Do this to me please

What's your profile? I want you to classify me

I can't. She has grown on me. She's actually very nice. I'll just see how it goes.

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Lmao what the fug

My quite bad OC... This thread still exists on Sluthate archives, someone photoshopped a fat woman to have a pig nose and created an account for her on PlentyOfFish.
Showing men would fuck literally anything.

Nice one toilet boy

Well muscle dummies do also seem to like fatasses a lot but I would never touch an obese girl

When was the last time all three of us were around
How are you fellow baguettes

This fake woman was:
>fat
>stupid
>had chest hair
>had pig nose
>actually a man
and men still wanted to fuck her. That's when I stopped feeling bad for women ever.

gib qt

I saw that shit on body building forums misc. Pretty sad desu

Are you blonde?

:^) nah

So you're not the croat who visited my profile but was obviously from here.

Not even online. Just come here to shitpost

No

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Someone stole my 3 month qt :(

Haha stop beta posting silly

Sorry if the most I'm used to is 'hello how are you'

post her nudes

>brit qt keeps looking at my profile after me jokingly telling her I loved her

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Its not nice playing with someones feelings user

Seems like a nice guy, miss him

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She has now asked for my whatsapp all by herself.
I don’t do this very often but the times I do it’s orgasmic.
It’s bad, true, but sometimes it’s fun

Holy shit is he a south african?
He might just be the first person to have ever messaged me on ip.
If I ever see him again, hopefully we can have a chat.
I just assumed he was gay too but poor lad is just looking for a friend :(

wtf I'm talking with him

who's the person in the picture?

some ukrainian I convinced to write cp on her forehead 2 or 3 years ago

How qt is she? You plan on banging her?
Lives in South Africa, poo in loo and looks like a massive faggot. The guy is a walking meme. Too bad he blocked me immediately

Rather qt tbqh, not sure but between 7 and 8.
Which is a big score in a 1st world country I believe.
Usually it’s only Turks or Poles or... the eastern creatures

>Lives in South Africa, poo in loo and looks like a massive faggot. The guy is a walking meme. Too bad he blocked me immediately
idk i was asking him about the traditional socioeconomic status of poos in SA and his opinion on apartheid and rhodesia

Still crying
youtu.be/clIjgSPRSqY

disappointing

When I say Poles, Turks and SEA monkeys I mean they’re the ones usually attracted to me.
Do not misunderstand, please

nigga post profile you can't be that ugly

Based

if anyone needs, i made a playlist of some of my favourite troopie songs youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqphiA9iQJ9mCvYtEQ8SvYxSBuvLyw5hB

I’m not what are you on about :(

then post the profile, or are you a faggot who's too afraid?

Lmaoing@ this post
Hey based Slovenian, get a load of this guy

I'm just trying to help nigga, if you want to attract other women you need help from those who already have a girlfriend.

Unless your gf is an 8+/10, nobody here gives a shit faggot.

I felt so guilty after a visit from /theophane-
>;(

Holy fucking Chad

read the dialog first burger

Heh

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what's her problem?