The average 16yo american has never had a beer

>we drink undercover
That's freedomland for you

ive tried alcohol first time before i was even in primary school

I'm 22 and never tried beer. It smells disgusting and I associate it with lower class people who shit up the streets

you are also a virgin, soooo...

Beer makes you fat, makes your face puffy, and makes you age like shit. Also tastes like piss

No thanks

so?
im a virgin too, it doesnt make you a retarded child

if you are an adult virgin in this day and age you are a subhuman. simple as

I was getting shitfaced when I was 16 and I wouldn't have it any other way

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Yes so what

Guess France must be a dictatorship cause you can’t drink at the ripe old age of 12. How oppressive.

That’s actually pretty good

>the average 16yo american has never had a beer
ROFL they definitely have and a lot of them. Also, raising parents liqour cabinets is a teenage American pastime.

if you think that having sex or not changes anything you are the subhuman

>Beer makes you fat, makes your face puffy, and makes you age like shit
based
BUT
>Also tastes like piss
how beta are your taste buds

Good
>doooood, let's get wasted lmao

it shows wheter you are a ugly autist who cant socialize or not
so your autistic opinions dont matter

Drinking at 16 is absolutely retarded, you brain is undeniably still maturing at that stage. 18 is far more reasonable, and even then 18 year olds are dumb as fuck so maybe they shouldn’t.

C O P E

You're pathetic m8

I think more kids start smoking weed before alcohol now. I've been stoned out of my mind before I was ever the slightest bit drunk.

have you seen his flag? it's clear

prove me wrong mr 22yo virgin

Lmao

when I was 16 I came home really drunk and then my parents wouldnt let me go to a swedish house mafia concert even though I’d bought tickets

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I tasted beer for the first time ever when I turned 21 and it was disgusting. Ive had a few different ones since then and no matter what they all taste shitty. Want to try something else like vodka, wine, scotch, etc but im a poor college student

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you really think a promiscuous manwhore such as yourself is in position to make any kind of personal or moral judgement

I think I was 18 when I had my first beer

I'm 18 and never had a beer

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>sex is the only form of socializing
Lmao. You must be retarded

so? dont you go to parties? arent you in a frat?

Youth drinking here has gone down so much that it will probably be true here as well.
inb4 pic related

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Beer is a xenoestrogen. Fuck off outta here with that girly shit lmao

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Not him, but parties and frats are degenerate

Better than 12 years old kids getting shitfaced every friday.

that is southern Spain summarized to you, guys.

>degenerate
virgin

>euros actually believe this

not virgin, I have a girlfriend.

But it’s laughable you hold parties to such a high standard. Lmao.

Get yourself some box wine my man, shit is value

live your youth, man
you can be a nasty old boomer when you're 40

You need money to get into frats. Plus with all the meetings it feels like homework/job pretty fast

how expensive is a frat

>live your youth
What does that even mean?

have fun
party
fuck bitches
take drugs
be a boomer when you're old

>thinks fun is:
>dancing around like a drunk retard
>fucking untrustworthy thots who may have STDs
>destroying your body with drugs
Lmao some life that is.

16 is usually the age you start drinking beer if anything

it's really common in South America to drink your first beer with your father or grandpa at 14-15

same here
so what do you like, watching anime lmao

Why do normalfags like yourself continue to come to a website where 99% of anons here don't even view your kind as human?
Fuck off you silly cunt.

this is a normie board, retard
anime watching incels to Jow Forums
its your own fault you're wasting your youth, i did something about it

>trashing anime on Jow Forums
Wow. You must be super new.

and no, I fly airplanes.

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That just isn't accurate

that is pretty cool desu

the average 16yo euro has never driven a car

also, smart girls like airplanes.

Smart girls as in girls who don’t get trashed on weekends, girls who don’t do drugs, girls who actually stay Jow Forums and educate themselves

>Smart girls
404

actually i take that back
my first gf was smart, a lot smarter than me even, went on to study econometrics
she just had the personality of a glass of water, her favourite movie was the hunger games and when i asked what kind of music she liked she said she didnt really listen to music

>he thinks all girls are club thots
you need to socialize more

I'm 21 and i have had 0 beers.

Are you excited about your mission to Liberia Tathan?

ok, this is based

>be american
>get shot
>drive a car at 16
>join at army at 18
>shot guns
>go to war
>kill people

>can't drink a beer

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negro what?

Do they not teach reading comprehension at BYU?

>the average 30yo european still lives with their parents

>the average 30yo american still hasn't paid his debt

I-is there something wrong with that?

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AMERICANS BTFO

i forgot voting

>tfw you were smart with your money
>tfw you have $70,000 cash in the bank
>tfw you have 0 debit
>tfw you have $2,000 worth of travel points earned on your credit cards
>tfw uni was completely free
>tfw you got a Tax-free paycheck of $2,436/m just for going to uni
>tfw you also received $1,000 for books and supplies
>tfw only 1 class requires books

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>tfw no debt because parents paying for college

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>be me
>Pvt. user, 2st Marines 3rd Battalion
>don't even care about the alcohol jew
>get sent in the first wave to Venezuela
>my chopper gets hits and starts spinning
>pilot is dead
>it ain't me starts playing

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That’s Jow Forums‘s wetdream desu

>box wine

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>highschoolers smoke weed instead of drinking at parties
>it's considered normal for 18 year old girls to rim niggers on camera for a living, but god forbid they drink a pint of beer

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I'm 19 and I've never had a beer

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Haahahah I bet you are really good at paradox games you manboy

Some lads don't like beer. It's kinda odd desu but yeah go get some non shit tier vodka and mix it with orange juice or rum in coke with lots of ice. You might also be gay btw

>you/your parents were smart with money
Congrats, you're not an average American.

>You should care about the average american not just yourself

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The average American could get paid to go to college too tho

Wew that's sad