They are so adorable. Why haven't you guys tried domesticating them yet? They're the perfect size to be indoor house pets.
Why do Americans hate possums, skunks and racoons?
Leo Ward
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David Miller
They spray stank juice out their asses
Jeremiah Butler
More like JUSTICE
Christian Wood
They're notoriously soulless.
Jacob Gomez
if humans can turn wolves into chihuahuas they surely can breed a measly scent gland out of the skunks
Parker Johnson
All three are highly aggressive and there's not been much success in breeding that out of them.
Eli Morgan
they already have domesticated skunks, some of the ones in this video are pets
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they can remove the gland that makes the smelly shit
Levi Hughes
Possums are based but skunks and raccoons get the bullet.
You can make a bit of money trapping coons in the winter.
Charles Nelson
it takes a lot of time to do that
Brayden Hughes
>highly aggressive
So are wolves
Isaac Collins
I think you underestimate the bottomless seething rage that lurks in the heart of a trash panda.
Samuel Cooper
>bring back hammock from vacation
>store it in attack
>raccoons break into attack
>eat hammock and shit on remainder
possums are really primitive, hardly have a brain, skunks are ok unless they next by your house and there's neighborhood cats and they fight and spray
Julian Sullivan
Bruh it took tens of thousands of years to do that.
Jack Hall
kys
are these small skunks babies? or are they actally that small?
Julian Lopez
do you mean attic?
Kevin Hughes
Having a pet skunk would be cool as fuck.
Assuming you remove the stank gland.
Adam Peterson
>kys
No thanks but I will shoot some more just for you!
Ian White
What about based Russians taming silver foxes? In 50 years they achieved complete domestication. They behave like dogs and apparently as their hormones changed, and became more tame, their ears became floppy, their tails varied in size and they even developed new colors and blue eyes.
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Those look like ordinary skunks to me. Where's the physical change?
Kayden Roberts
Possums I kill on sight.
Skunks i usually leave alone unless they kill a chicken.
Racoons are based and usually harmless.
Aiden Foster
Wtf. Which bizarro state do you live in where it is possums that get the bullet and not coons?
Possums are the based ones.
Adrian King
I saw a video about an American white couple who adopted a fox. They said that they are tame, but they are still foxes. They also said that people should not expect domesticated foxes to be dogs in fox-shape. The foxes still exhibit fox behaviors like chewing on everything in their house and shitting everywhere
William Watson
Virginia. Possums are really nasty here.
Jose Morales
oh yeah, they bought the fox from that Russian tame fox farm.
Juan Reed
Opossum are wonderful, but not as pets.
Raccoon and skunk don't want to live in your stupid house.