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>tfw this general never gets to /cum/ into a woman
This is a very based thread. Heil Óðinn, Heil our people.
I'm not trying to get laid.
Where's the Somali?
I have no interest in copulation outside of a committed relationship equal to marriage. I want somebody to love.
based
gotta use my building's washer/dryer for the first time tomorrow
wish me luck, i'm a bit nervous
Hey I'm Bee
i don't believe you, incel
>incel
I was posted in the last thread. I am a handsome male and could get a premarital sex if I wanted, but I don't want that.
was the "reformation" the biggest cuckery ever?
>catholic church asked to reform itself by some incel shitposter
>say no, crack down on dissent
>now the "reformers" secede and splinter into 60 gorillion groups
>catholic church still refrusers to make peace, europe is fractured and catholic power dimishes
>over centuries catholic church has to moderate to keep up w/ protestants anyway
>CATHOLICS BTFO
just tooke 5 mre mg, 6mg in the past 3 horus
reckon my ehart might just stop
What would the world be like if steam continued as the most viable source for automotive power instead of gasoline? What if steam's condenser and boiler system had recognized the benefit of 75 years of research and development instead of the patently inferior gasoline?
It's a real fucking shame when you go out of your way to do something for someone & they take advantage of you
use it to start a covnverstaion if unsure, are they coin op, have yo done laundry before?
New match
what happened m8
not feeling it rn
This...
>tfw no gamer girlfriend to play CS and watch pewds with
i've done laundry before, yes
pretty sure they aren't coin op... i have to walk all the way downstairs TWICE to check if they want coins...
Gross in all ways.
Which site did you find her on btw?
>smoke me out and take me to parties
Pass.
she a qt
>be me
>worked at Target during freshman year
>coworker asks me about my surname
>Might be a French name, not sure
>new girl starts working there
>few weeks later
>she agrees to cover one of my shifts
>exchange numbers so we swap shifts in the future
>one day she texts me some shit in French
>what
>turns out first coworker thought I was French and told everyone at work
>go with it because it doesn't really matter, I don't know these people personally
>girl starts talking to me more and more, eventually start hanging out after work
>one day she tells me she has feelings for me
>remember lie about being French and if we end up in a relationship then she will find out it was all a lie, things will get rocky
>autism kicks in
>leave the job and ghost her
>haven't been close to a relationship since
>it's been three years
>still a virgin
That's right, don't be a manslut.
Why are people so afraid of death and disease? People get sick and die, this is a natural part of life and trying to stop that is the height of folly. Why can't these people just accept the order of the universe and live naturally?
They want to kick me out of the house for not speaking with the staff. Mind you though, the staff have not said a single fucking thing about the data port in my room being terminated. Which I saw the IT guy on Thursday morning do it. I dare say they're hoping I bring it up so they can act surprised. Lol
Nice
>Asian chick named after a tourist spot in Europe
Oh boy.
you are a retard. literally just tell her you don't speak french. but you still have their passion for wine or something. then smash her pussy.
thats what you should have done.
So she's the party type. Also you can definitely guarantee she's half white.
i wish i could slap this autistic fuck, ugh
They may just be trying to get you to open up.
Where do you want to slap me?
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my favourite american song
Sure is indeed
Might have to go to the supermarket & get a Stanley knife & bleed out in the bed.
I take months to reply to a simple hi on whastpapp . How do I fix this?
his nose makes me laugh
not you
not him, but i want to slap you in your boip*ssy you little slut. please tell me where you middle school is.
>It's preventable
It's not, and in trying to prevent it you are weakening and hastening the death of your species as a whole. Why are people so arrogant that they think they know better than billions of years of evolution or the will of the divine?
pls
Straight down the left arm.
Just say hi back when you receive the message.
who says it's the order of the universe
not into me being dominant sorry
Don't forget the nice hot tube with rising steam vapors. Some alcohol beforehand would be nice too.
That's probably not a good option. They would find you before you die.
just playful ones
>who says it's the order of the universe
Anyone with eyes to observe the reality around them.
I dont understand english lol
nope
Good idea
where are my tits
Sort of with me.
Puedes hablar Español si quieres.
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth saving
Then you better start swimmin' or you’ll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'
Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won’t come again
And don’t speak too soon
For the wheel’s still in spin
And there’s no tellin' who that it’s namin'
For the loser now will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'
my hairline is beginning to JUST
If a cute tomboy could punch me in the stomach just once I would be so happy.
you should speak to your local physician for a bloodletting an imblance in your humours can cause quite the upset inside.
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thoughts?
How does /cum/ greet people? I usually say hey
Did you have a "tomboy" sister growing up?
Nashville Skyline is one of the best albums I've heard.
i miss being a child. everything was so simple. it was so easy for me to function and be happy and relate to my parents. now everything is shit.
pic related 100% unironically
No, but she's hit me a couple of times whenever I annoyed her.
It should be alright then.
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I don't talk to people often. I saw two old guys on the way to the store this morning and I just said "good morning" and that felt like a big accomplishment.
I'm usually conscious on who I say it to, if it's an old person I say hello, but if it's someone around my age I say hi.
Oh, I did. They get dumb and less cute when they grow up. FYI
Love the good ol' American classics, Oldies they call it.
what are your thoughts on indiachan
you shook me like an electric eel
Could it just be her? I still have hopes.
I doubt it. Get a girl who likes to read. High IQ bitches is where it's at.
Ever seen Zatch Bell?
This iteration more mature. Previous ones had 17-18 year old reality show watchers
one time
i went to the gym and this girl at the desk was flirty and nice
and when i went home i realize she was trying to sell me something
i was so distressed over it i couldn't bare to show my face in that place ever again
Haha
I've seen there are some threads that attempt to make good discussion.
You sure she was flirty or was she just being nice
phenomenal, once in a generation choon
what hallucinogen should i try??
want to uncover hidden knowledge of the elder gods but also afraid of bad trips.
I don't
does it matter? the point is i can't go to the gym now
Perfectly natural reaction. It happens.
set and setting is 98% of it
man rhis shir is relaxin
gasoline
Apparently I look like a fuckboy
I wanna match with an arthoe or a girl who spends her free time reading books and listening to indie music
I only get matched with party sluts
that looks like a tranny